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IronClaymore
Jun 30, 2010

by Athanatos

Waroduce posted:

Some serial killer poo poo right here

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Only serial killers and people who frequent /r/redpill still believe in human pheromones. Two groups that certainly aren't mutually exclusive.

OP, you know what's great for social anxiety? Sex, with a girl (or possibly a boy). Buy yourself...ahem, buy your "friend" an hour or two with an experienced whore (the second hour is for you crying while she rubs your back and counts the minutes). Nowadays there's probably a whole cadre of them that specialise in dealing with spergy virgins.

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IronClaymore
Jun 30, 2010

by Athanatos

Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:

Seriously, this is a guy

Ferid posted:

Suck his dick


Edit I mean your dick because your friend is you

Seriously, have you at least tried to suck his dick?

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