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Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
MDMA

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Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Fucker posted:

the trick is to study human emotion and reaction and properly catagorize all the types of people and how they will react to poo poo, and how their faces move if they react a certain way or so.

study this, but dont be obvious about it, a common mistake is for nerds to be obviously inhuman while trying to use good pua techniques, no! big mistake! the most important thing is to study people talking with each other and trying to emulate them while looking at a mirror. i personally do it by watching lets plays videos on something awful and guys talking about movies/games to each other (giant bomb is really good for this). learn how to act, learn how to react, and learn about people.

when your skills overshadow your sociopathy, youll be a king of this world.
I've gone into the outside world to re-observe society. The sign language of emotion I once knew has been replaced by a matrix of interrelated equations. Lines of force twist and elongate between people, objects, institutions, ideas. The individuals are tragically like marionettes, independently animate but bound by a web they choose not to see; they could resist if they wished, but so few of them do.

At the moment I'm sitting at a bar. Three stools to my right sits a man, familiar with this type of establishment, who looks around and notices a couple in a dark corner booth. He smiles, motions for the bartender to come over, and leans forward to speak confidentially about the couple. I don't need to listen to know what he's saying.

He's lying to the bartender, easily, extemporaneously. A compulsive liar, not out of a desire for a life more exciting than his own, but to revel in his facility for deceiving others. He knows the bartender is detached, merely affecting interest -- which is true -- but he knows the bartender is still fooled -- which is also true.

My sensitivity to the body language of others has increased to the point that I can make these observations without sight or sound: I can smell the pheromones exuded by his skin. To an extent, my muscles can even detect the tension within his, perhaps by their electric field. These channels can't convey precise information, but the impressions I receive provide ample basis for extrapolation; they add texture to the web.

Normal humans may detect these emanations subliminally. I'll work on becoming more attuned to them; then perhaps I can try consciously controlling my own expressions.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

IronClaymore posted:

Only serial killers and people who frequent /r/redpill still believe in human pheromones. Two groups that certainly aren't mutually exclusive.

OP, you know what's great for social anxiety? Sex, with a girl (or possibly a boy). Buy yourself...ahem, buy your "friend" an hour or two with an experienced whore (the second hour is for you crying while she rubs your back and counts the minutes). Nowadays there's probably a whole cadre of them that specialise in dealing with spergy virgins.
I've developed abilities reminiscent of the mind control schemes offered by tabloid advertisements. My control over my somatic emanations now lets me provoke precise reactions in others. With pheromones and muscle tension, I can cause another person to respond with anger, fear, sympathy or sexual arousal. Certainly enough to win friends and influence people.

I can even induce a self-sustaining reaction in others. By associating a particular response with a sense of satisfaction, I can create a positive reinforcement loop, like biofeedback; the person's body will strengthen the reaction on its own. I'll use this on corporate presidents to create support for the industries I'll need.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
BYOB 8.2: No no no, we said CHILL yourself

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Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Kablamo! posted:

Hey that was pretty cool, you should keep writing. Don't believe everything you think though.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Understand_(story)

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