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Buschmaki
Dec 26, 2012

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When I wake up in the morning, my dick is like, rock hard. Normally this would be pretty rad, but it's very hard to carry out my morning routine with an erect penis. Does anyone know what causes these painful morning erections? How do I get rid of them, do chicks also get them or something equivalent?

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Buschmaki
Dec 26, 2012

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Sorry guys, I can't cum straight off in the morning because I have to do my light calisthenics,, so you can see how having an erection can gently caress my routine up. I mean, I'll always take advice on how to ejac, but it's not really relevant to the topic at hand w/r/t morning wood.

Buschmaki
Dec 26, 2012

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Momplestiltskin posted:

Use the zen approach. Don't fight the morning wood, harness it. I was just saying in that other thread that through practice and meditation I have gained the ability to urinate hands free while sporting a full erection. It's this type of harmony with the natural world that really improves your life imo. See about incorporating your erection into your calisthinecs (sp?) or maybe dont cus tbh thats pretty gay. Probably just do push ups and sit ups and stuff like a man.

that's what calisthenics are.

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