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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Powerful, unrelenting morning wood.
 
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Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

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Well OP I've never seen a penis before but I'm pretty sure you can just strap it to your thigh or affix a penis gourd for protection while you do calisthenics.

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Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

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Everytime I see this thread I can't stop thinking about rock hard cocks.

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