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Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009



were wearing cutoff jean shorts, literally every single one. Is this some sort of remembrance thing or do women have like some memo they send out?

Also really short shorts are either hot as hell or criminally disgusting. I think they should be outlawed to avoid confusing men. Discuss.

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ohsosad
Feb 11, 2012

Why is every game i play unbalanced in the other guys favour?

Yeah i think women are pretty gay too.

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.


You didn't get the memo? Check facebook.

BASF
Jun 16, 2011

by Lowtax


Well, i guess at least you don't need to go there to pickup your AIDS meds for another month.

Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009



Chris Awful posted:

You didn't get the memo? Check facebook.

I deactivated my Facebook when a women posted a quote, "real men don't change because their woman wants them to, real men change because they want to for their woman".

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006



Kazvall posted:

were wearing cutoff jean shorts, literally every single one. Is this some sort of remembrance thing or do women have like some memo they send out?

Also really short shorts are either hot as hell or criminally disgusting. I think they should be outlawed to avoid confusing men. Discuss.

You hit a point where you get so mad about how hot it is you start cutting off all the legs of your jeans in retaliation. Seriouspost I am wearing cuttoffs right now.

Dr. Tim Whatley
Jun 25, 2012

DON'T PAY MORE

BAGELSPORT


wanna see those shorts on the floor

Myron Baloney
Mar 19, 2002

why can't monsters
get along with other monsters

ladies gardening in cut-offs, on all fours in the dirt, out under the hot sun glowing with sweat, hair a little wild, wearing those colored gardening gloves, those miniature digging tools in their hands oh baby

Teron D Amun
Oct 9, 2010



why didn't you reply back with ""real men don't surprise sex because their woman wants them to, real men surprise sex because they want to for their woman" op

Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009



Also I have hepC not aids, get it right, enjoyable human being.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006



HepC is so hot right now.

Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009



Trixie Hardcore posted:

HepC is so hot right now.

Yes my liver is burning up

Myron Baloney
Mar 19, 2002

why can't monsters
get along with other monsters

calling Digger's Hotline ahead of time if they're digging very deep, cutting the sod neatly so it can be put back down, taking all the weeds to the compost piiiiiiiiile oooooohh iiii8mmmm cummmmmmmmmmmmming!

Doctor Butts
May 21, 2002

AFC NORTH PITY FUCK


Seems like shorts styles from the 90's are coming back and I approve.

Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009



Doctor Butts posted:

Seems like shorts styles from the 90's are coming back and I approve.

Tight black spandex is making a cumback too. Its like hey I'm a mother over 40 time to tantalize the married men at church with my Oprah fitness club glutes

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

everything 90's is coming back and it rules, rad, and totally tubular

Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009



you mean one day I can go on double dare with my adopted Korean children and mark summers will finally have a gak related death?

Fandyien
Feb 10, 2012

Delicious


im on a college campus all summer and its cutoff shorts and nice butts as far as the eye can see

Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009



Can you explain this to us in scientific terms Dr. Butts?

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass.


cutoffs let you get a wider stance, its all about functionality

Fandyien
Feb 10, 2012

Delicious


they booties be tight like a drum

Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009



FogHelmut posted:

cutoffs let you get a wider stance, its all about functionality

so it helps you do squats and clean and jerks, eh?

McDowell
Aug 1, 2008

Surely, Caligula was my greatest role

Chris Awful posted:

You didn't get the memo? Check facebook.

It wouldn't be on facebook, it would be on the secret social site where women blacklist men

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006



Doctor Butts posted:

Seems like shorts styles from the 90's are coming back and I approve.

I bought a babydoll dress this weekend & I haven't worn one since 1996. I was so confused as to why the store had them, maybe they just uncovered a sweatshop that was buried in a mudslide in 98 or something.

Cream_Filling
Sep 11, 2005

ASK ME ABOUT RACISM BECAUSE I KNOW A WHOLE LOT MORE ABOUT THEM COLOREDS THAN YOU

Fandyien posted:

im on a college campus all summer and its cutoff shorts and nice butts as far as the eye can see

dunno that one white girl who cant fill out her cutoffs so they just hang there like a pair of old shirtsleeves is pretty much the saddest thing

Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009



Trixie Hardcore posted:

I bought a babydoll dress this weekend & I haven't worn one since 1996. I was so confused as to why the store had them, maybe they just uncovered a sweatshop that was buried in a mudslide in 98 or something.

This new green earth recycling movement just doesn't know when to quit

Subliminal Sauce
Apr 6, 2010

Spreading freedom and spreading it thick; that's just a thing us right-wing nutjobs do!


confirming the phenomenon from my local Rite Aid: cutoffs and short shorts on everyone, including retirees.

I myself can't wait till some girl gets the underbutt/underboob ratio just right so I have to adjust my erection in public

uG
Apr 23, 2003



way to cutoff your thread subject, that poo poo is 2000 and late

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006



Can we talk about those girls that cut their jeans shorter than the pockets but then don't have the decency to cut off the pockets?

It really bothers me.

Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009



uG posted:

way to cutoff your thread subject, that poo poo is 2000 and late

Got you interested didn't it

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

girls are faggots

Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006

Everything I ate tasted like peaches.

I hope girls wearing black tights never goes out of style again. But, many times when they're not wearing tights, what looked good in them ends up being less than advertised.

Fandyien
Feb 10, 2012

Delicious


Cream_Filling posted:

dunno that one white girl who cant fill out her cutoffs so they just hang there like a pair of old shirtsleeves is pretty much the saddest thing

actually skinny white girl rear end is the tops

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012


my pee pee hole burns

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012


its almost like it's summer time

Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009



Trixie Hardcore posted:

Can we talk about those girls that cut their jeans shorter than the pockets but then don't have the decency to cut off the pockets?

It really bothers me.

Monstrous Dooklord
Oct 26, 2007
I am a shit stain on the face of humanity, I have no compassion, only hatred, bile and lust.

PROUD SHIT STAIN

ugh ladies, can we get it together, please??

rcman50166
Mar 23, 2010

by XyloJW


eat my shorts, children

Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009



rcman50166 posted:

eat my shorts, children

seriously go to the CVS in bethel and tell me I'm not right

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Meg From Family Guy
Feb 4, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 20 days!


lol are you the guy that was like "wahh i can't afford to go shopping cuz i need money for my aids meds "

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