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BASF
Jun 16, 2011

by Lowtax


You ever seen a puto like that, man. Thats some fine rear end poo poo, ripe for the picking.

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Dr. Tim Whatley
Jun 25, 2012

DON'T PAY MORE

BAGELSPORT


I could eat a peach for hours. -- Lil boosie

Pudding Huxtable
May 15, 2009

fallen idol


Dude she should get that checked. Good poon doesn't have any taste at all, cept maybe a little twinge of tangy every now and then

Plus ramming dairy products in the womb is a gateway drug to infections you don't want in your mouth hth

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

For every white power fuckwad I pwn, ten more shall take his place.

Fortunate I was born ready.

Do I look like a beautiful blonde with big tits and an rear end that tastes like French vanilla ice cream?

Captain Matchbox
Sep 22, 2008

BOP THE STOATS

only eat the vinegar flange

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006



Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012


her pussy taste like pepsi cola

Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006

Living for the city

If it looks like vanilla ice cream, you got problems.

Bold Robot
Jan 6, 2009

Be brave.


stank pussy smell like cool ranch doritos

Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005



she wake up, eat this dick, call that poo poo breakfast in bed

W424
Oct 21, 2010


Vanilla Ice tastes like cream?

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003



girls are funny when they put scents or other things on their vag's to make them smell nice then when their boyfriend asks about it they say they just naturally smell that way

Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005



Got Old Spice and Old Bay mixed up again. Dick now smells like a crab feast.

butplug accident
Jul 9, 2009



Maldoror posted:

girls are funny when they put scents or other things on their vag's to make them smell nice then when their boyfriend asks about it they say they just naturally smell that way

insecurity is sorta hot

Ruby got Railed
Sep 29, 2001




thought it was supposed to taste just like Coca-Cola

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008



her pussy so yeasty i caught a buzz from givin head

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting


unlimited shrimp posted:

her pussy so yeasty i caught a buzz from givin head

pussy so yeasty she literally got a bun in the oven

guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

someone post ferretball.txt

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013


guidoanselmi posted:

someone post ferretball.txt
ferretball.txt

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

For every white power fuckwad I pwn, ten more shall take his place.

Fortunate I was born ready.

guidoanselmi posted:

someone post ferretball.txt

pussy so muslim it smell like garlic burp

Saint-X
May 12, 2001


Pudding Huxtable posted:

Dude she should get that checked. Good poon doesn't have any taste at all, cept maybe a little twinge of tangy every now and then

Plus ramming dairy products in the womb is a gateway drug to infections you don't want in your mouth hth



not sure, thinking that vanilla ice cream is gooder than no taste. i want the ice cream infection, esť, i'll spread it from my mouth. Dennis Hopper - "baby's hungry!" lol

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's

i dont know what a vagine smells or taste like ?

FrankeeFrankFrank
Apr 21, 2005


I have an ex girlfriend from the Philippines. Her pussy tasted like mango. Yes it was awesome.

insaneway
Feb 10, 2014

I think when there's enough will and aggression, there's no shortage of talent either.
-Jurgen Klinsmann-


add a dollop of whipped cream and a cherry (preferably her cherry) and it'll taste great

Saint-X
May 12, 2001


insaneway posted:

add a dollop of whipped cream and a cherry (preferably her cherry) and it'll taste great

gently caress virgin skeez all day

Idiot Syncratic
Jan 24, 2013

This can't go wrong.

Pudding Huxtable posted:

Good poon doesn't have any taste at all, cept maybe a little twinge of tangy every now and then


as a dentist, it's my advice that you don't put any harpoons in your mouth, even good ones

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson
Jun 26, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 26 days!


SplitSoul posted:

Do I look like a beautiful blonde with big tits and an rear end that tastes like French vanilla ice cream?

yes

The Science of Suck
Mar 17, 2009


Transginas will one day dispense soft serve as a way to compete with cispussy

insaneway
Feb 10, 2014

I think when there's enough will and aggression, there's no shortage of talent either.
-Jurgen Klinsmann-


Ugh my girlfriend always tries to get me to stop after she orgasms because she thinks that's my goal or something

Nah I just like the feeling of sticking my face in your pussy

gently caress your orgasms

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

Rollout. Rollout! ROLLOUT! ROLLOUT!ROLLOUT! ROLLOUT!

yuck

Don Tacorleone
Apr 2, 2013


insaneway posted:

Ugh my girlfriend always tries to get me to stop after she orgasms because she thinks that's my goal or something

Nah I just like the feeling of sticking my face in your pussy

gently caress your orgasms

How disgusting is this post? Can someone alert a mod please?

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006



insaneway posted:

Ugh my girlfriend always tries to get me to stop after she orgasms because she thinks that's my goal or something

Nah I just like the feeling of sticking my face in your pussy

gently caress your orgasms

PM me

Lord_ExDeath
Nov 21, 2005

That's how it's done...

insaneway posted:

Ugh my girlfriend always tries to get me to stop after she orgasms because she thinks that's my goal or something

Nah I just like the feeling of sticking my face in your pussy

gently caress your orgasms

I concur. Your girlfriend has a lovely pussy.

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business

insaneway posted:

Ugh my girlfriend always tries to get me to stop after she orgasms because she thinks that's my goal or something

Nah I just like the feeling of sticking my face in your pussy

gently caress your orgasms

lol cheers mah maaan high five and such, booyah

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006



Ugh my girlfriend always tries to get me to stop after she orgasms but I don't stop & I won't stop

It's been six hours and she cried for awhile but she finally fell asleep around hour four

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

G's up
Hoes down


ya ever been all up on one that smeel like pizza grease? dang.

Saint-X
May 12, 2001


insaneway posted:

Ugh my girlfriend always tries to get me to stop after she orgasms because she thinks that's my goal or something

Nah I just like the feeling of sticking my face in your pussy

gently caress your orgasms

am I right?!

Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005



Stoic Commie posted:

ya ever been all up on one that smeel like pizza grease? dang.

best put a napkin on that drat poo poo

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Ugh my girlfriend always tries to get me to stop after she orgasms but I don't stop & I won't stop

It's been six hours and she cried for awhile but she finally fell asleep around hour four

you can hate me now, but i wont stop now -tupac

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Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005



i eat that pussy the same way i beat emerald weapon-- without coming up for breath

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