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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

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i was in riding camp for homeschooled kids and I figured out how to jerk off during my turn in the shower so i immediately begged my parents to let me come home (told em i had separation anxiety) because that was much more interesting than riding dumb old horses. worked like a charm

i remember worrying that they wouldn't make a naked gun 444.4 or whatever they'd call it now, but then i remembered i now knew how to masturbate so it didn't really matter.

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