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Why shouldn't I drink all day?
Think of the children
Your liver
Waste of money
Shouldn't you be working?
Goku would not approve
Jesus
Those fuckheads in AA
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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Excuse the rampant bans, I've been cucked.


It's gorgeous out.

I've got the means.

I've got no responsibilities.

Give me one or two good reasons not to drink all day.

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fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

i just want your sufferings ~ your bloods and fluid ~ your stupid fucking tiny skeleton ~


If it keeps you from posting, I say follow your dreams OP!!

Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005



Bug in your cup

Saint-X
May 12, 2001


Drink the bug

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



go to a AAA meeting and Tell them about Your Trouble's

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Excuse the rampant bans, I've been cucked.


gently caress the ROW posted:

If it keeps you from posting, I say follow your dreams OP!!

It probably will. Good point, gently caress the ROW.

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.


drinking is bad op, you should smoke meth instead

PokeCrysis
Apr 15, 2013



because you probably won't die

checkmate

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT. NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY. NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?


Whiskey Sours posted:

drinking is bad op, you should smoke meth instead

http://youtu.be/cs9lLfeYEqA?t=39s

jackyl
Jun 1, 2000


drink all day when it's nice outside and hang out in the sum playing golf or w/e

it's good times

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 4099 days!


redshirt posted:

It's gorgeous out.

I've got the means.

I've got no responsibilities.

Give me one or two good reasons not to drink all day.

Well I sure as poo poo won't give you any good reasons not to.

Have at it

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Excuse the rampant bans, I've been cucked.


jackyl posted:

drink all day when it's nice outside and hang out in the sum playing golf or w/e

it's good times

I got three pars this weekend. Best 18 holes I've played.

My short game is gold. Still have much work on my long game.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Excuse the rampant bans, I've been cucked.


OK you've convinced me.

I'm drinking all day.

Cheers!

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

If you'd like to be a dear and spend money to change it to something more mature, be my guest


redshirt posted:

It probably will. Good point, gently caress the ROW.

Why would you waste a perfectly good opportunity to drunkpost?

Murcor
Dec 1, 2007

It's a hell of a thing

I'll tell you why. Because you are gonna need to take a small break to eat your pizza.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Excuse the rampant bans, I've been cucked.


Benedick Cuckold posted:

Why would you waste a perfectly good opportunity to drunkpost?

I've got to tour the grounds. Drunkposting later.

Spazzle
Jul 5, 2003




http://youtu.be/rm94Lb2mz4s

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

theres no reason you shouldn't drink bleach all day, op

SD87
Jun 7, 2011


Its not good for your health bro

Broenheim
Feb 25, 2014

Don't judge me just because I'm a trans cat

You're gonna have to pee a lot

And that's the only bad thing I can think of

Tortuga
Aug 27, 2011


Because it's not the World Cup

oh wait, it is the World Cup. Fill your balls!

Sheng-ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014

It is every citizen's final duty to go into the tanks and become one with all the people.


same op but i do drink all day already

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001


OP, there is not an option to just let you drink all day. Drinking all day is how the pros get through life.

apathypuff
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another


All of your best Sheryl Crow records are in the shop.

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004


need time for herbal remedies as well op

embykins
Jul 4, 2009


because beer burps are repulsive

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Excuse the rampant bans, I've been cucked.


embykins posted:

because beer burps are repulsive

beer is for sucks.

#TEAMVODKA

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004


because you want to be sober for the cucking

Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006

Everything I ate tasted like peaches.

a hole-y ghost posted:

go to a AAA meeting and Tell them about Your Trouble's

Hi, I'm a drunk and I have a flat tire.

everythingWasBees
Jan 9, 2013



please drink, OP, in my place, as I am currently without alcohol, and am unable to buy more.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001


Count Freebasie posted:

Hi, I'm a drunk and I have a flat tire.

I'm drunk off fat tire so close enough.

jackyl
Jun 1, 2000


I half drunk off Yuengling but I had to work today, but now that I'm back to the hotel from dinner and drinks I'm getting after it

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006



I spent the entire day yesterday drinking & then I gave myself a haircut & it turned out really cute & I painted a painting & it was really cute & then I had some really rough sex. It was basically the perfect day & I don't think it would have happened without booze. Drink all day everyday, there is literally no downside.

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

There's no sense in nonsense
Especially when the heat's hot

was the rough sex really cute

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Excuse the rampant bans, I've been cucked.


Trixie Hardcore posted:

I spent the entire day yesterday drinking & then I gave myself a haircut & it turned out really cute & I painted a painting & it was really cute & then I had some really rough sex. It was basically the perfect day & I don't think it would have happened without booze. Drink all day everyday, there is literally no downside.

#HOT

Prettz
Sep 2, 2002


forget your liver, consider that a mere pint of vodka has 800 calories in it.

everythingWasBees
Jan 9, 2013



Prettz posted:

forget your liver, consider that a mere pint of vodka has 800 calories in it.

two and a half pints of vodka is enough food to last you the entire day!

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002



Instead of drinking, have you considered crystal meth?

down n out
Sep 16, 2008


They used to say if you dont want to work and just drink all day you'll be a hobo. it really doesn't seem too bad these days. drinking some olde english in the park with hobo bros in your flip flops, smelly testicles slowly swaying in the summer breeze. getting your cheese tip slurped by some crackhead honey. get lovely all day every day.

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003


Dirnk cum all days. Make a cum baby. Kill.

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