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what food do you avoid the most
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flesh 7 5.88%
booby juice 35 29.41%
vegetables 7 5.88%
salt 16 13.45%
gluten free organic 54 45.38%
Total: 119 votes
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Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

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Tell your friend about breeatharianism instead, OP.

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Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

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Dolphin posted:

Ooh, I found a good diet for him.
http://salicylatesensitivity.com/about/food-guide/vegetables/
Only eat the items on the left. Cross-reference for gluten and nightshades. Avoid the meat and dairy sections. Only buy from farmers markets and food coops.

This will work.

Bamboo Shoots
Beans (dried – not borlotti)
Cabbage (green or white)
Celery
Green Split peas
Lentils (brown)
Lentils (red)
Lettuce (iceberg)
Peas (dried)
Banana
Canned Pear****
Lime
Pear (ripe and peeled)

Maybe I can narrow this list more. Bananas have a lot of radiation for instance. Celery is empty.

The only food I can't think of a problem with is bamboo shoots. My friend will become a giant panda.

Only eating brassicas and legumes, he's gonna fart himself to death

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

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Dolphin posted:

those are the things he avoids, yeah. he used to just be vegetarian, which I thought was dumb but you know whatever. now i can't even go to a restaurant with him because of his "diet." he won't drink beer if it has gluten. he won't drink wine with phosphates because he thinks sulfite free wine won't give him hangovers. he actually thinks the sulfites in wine are what cause hangovers. not the alcohol, it's the sulfites.

He is so ready for breatharianism. All food is poison, the most highly evolved and enlightened people live on light alone and maybe the odd cup of tea.

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

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Anorexia is particularly hot on dudes, I don't know why more bros aren't dedicated to it

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

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Tell him his vitamins are partially animal sourced and also highly processed.

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Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

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Post pics of your friend OP, steampunk iPhone needs some thinspo

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