what food do you avoid the most This poll is closed. |
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flesh | 7 | 5.88% | |
booby juice | 35 | 29.41% | |
vegetables | 7 | 5.88% | |
salt | 16 | 13.45% | |
gluten free organic | 54 | 45.38% | |
Total: | 119 votes |
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i have this friend on this diet that thinks he's super healthy. he's like 6'4" and weighs about 120lbs, has constant headaches and is sick all the time. he can barely even get up in the morning on most days he feels so bad. he thinks it's because of the additives in some of the foods he eats, so he's restricting his diet more. he also thinks gluten is a carbohydrate. also he doesn't eat nuts, they give him headaches. meanwhile i eat a slice of bacon and he's all "that's really gross dude and super bad for you." i'm like bitch you don't know poo poo about health, stop acting like you're better than me because you don't eat any protein and have a severe b12 deficiency. "that poo poo's processed, i only eat all natural foods" go eat some hemlock you retard
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2014 21:25 |
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 05:10 |
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Lawman 0 posted:how does your friend weigh 120 at 6'4, is he like all bones? Real hurthling! posted:Nightshade allergies are real. Some people get restricted breathing if they have eggplant. i'm thinking about telling him about salicylate sensitivity. just to see how he'll cope. Dolphin fucked around with this message at 22:22 on Jun 17, 2014 |
# ¿ Jun 17, 2014 22:18 |
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Ooh, I found a good diet for him. http://salicylatesensitivity.com/about/food-guide/vegetables/ Only eat the items on the left. Cross-reference for gluten and nightshades. Avoid the meat and dairy sections. Only buy from farmers markets and food coops. This will work. Bamboo Shoots Beans (dried – not borlotti) Cabbage (green or white) Celery Green Split peas Lentils (brown) Lentils (red) Lettuce (iceberg) Peas (dried) Banana Canned Pear**** Lime Pear (ripe and peeled) Maybe I can narrow this list more. Bananas have a lot of radiation for instance. Celery is empty. The only food I can't think of a problem with is bamboo shoots. My friend will become a giant panda. Dolphin fucked around with this message at 22:35 on Jun 17, 2014 |
# ¿ Jun 17, 2014 22:32 |
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naem posted:Nightshade as in purple nightshade, the deadly poisonous berry? Idgi
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2014 22:37 |
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naem posted:So all the best things in life basically
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2014 22:43 |
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Steampunk iPhone posted:It's on the thin side but it's a normal variation, certainly healthier than being a 180lb blob of fat. goons literally do not know what humans look like
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2014 22:49 |
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Steampunk iPhone posted:Some people have an "obese" BMI despite being healthy because they have a large frame and tons of muscle mass. Likewise some people have small frames and naturally gain little fat or muscle mass, and are erroneously classified as underweight according to BMI. How autistic do you have to be to say "duhhhhh this number is under an arbitrary cutoff point therefore its bad"??
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2014 23:02 |
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Lareine posted:Nope. You're only "naturally" thin like that if you have a disease. Like AIDS or cancer.
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2014 23:04 |
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Steampunk iPhone posted:Its just as retarded to say "that lanky guy's bmi is 14 he's sick and dying" as it is to say "that bodybuilder's bmi is 30, what a fatass." Steampunk iPhone posted:He's taking vitamins and supplements, so it's very unlikely that he's malnourished
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2014 00:20 |
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Devils Affricate posted:You could just arm wrestle him each day to help get the point across.
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2014 13:52 |
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 05:10 |
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GoodyTwoShoes posted:Carrots. Lots and lots of carrots.
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2014 03:18 |