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RasputinVarez
Nov 12, 2012
I irrationally support inferior conflict CPU's and refute any benchmarks presented to me because of "reasons".

If I'm giving PC advice, you should probably just ignore me.

Broenheim posted:

They're country is full of poisonous spiders and snakes. The land hates Australians so much that it is trying to kill them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy_TB6onHVE

Weeds out the weak and stupid

You guys have school shootings for the same reason I'm sure

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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
australia is the place where grown men have the haircuts of 12 year old boys

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
Australia is so dumb they helped the US in Vietnam

loving idiots

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3582735&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=917
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Am7oKBD3PU

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





I have heard their internet and internet related laws are the worst. C/D?

RasputinVarez
Nov 12, 2012
I irrationally support inferior conflict CPU's and refute any benchmarks presented to me because of "reasons".

If I'm giving PC advice, you should probably just ignore me.

holy poo poo Andy gently caress me...

PokeCrysis
Apr 15, 2013

australia sucks and is dumb

Streamskips
Jan 5, 2009

by Lowtax
SHRIMP on the barbie mate, This is a Knife, kills the natives and makes them sub-human, blames god for everything, has the shittiest internet, all the deadliest animals and stuff live there, OI OI, time to go to OutBack SHRIMPHOUSE.

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

VikingSkull posted:

Australia is so dumb they helped the US in Vietnam

loving idiots

australia was legally obligated to help the US in vietnam

of course you can argue that entering that agreement in the first place was idiotic, and it was

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

PokeCrysis posted:

australia sucks and is dumb

Streamskips
Jan 5, 2009

by Lowtax

TacticalUrbanHomo posted:

australia was legally obligated to help the US in vietnam

of course you can argue that entering that agreement in the first place was idiotic, and it was

It was france who started it though.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
oh cool ill swim at this sweet beach infested with great white sharks

Streamskips
Jan 5, 2009

by Lowtax

Daedra posted:

oh cool ill swim at this sweet beach infested with box jelly

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

Streamskips posted:

It was france who started it though.

No, it wasn't. The first and second indochina conflicts were related but distinct wars of completely different origin and purpose.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

TacticalUrbanHomo posted:

australia was legally obligated to help the US in vietnam

of course you can argue that entering that agreement in the first place was idiotic, and it was

I love that other nations are legally obligated to do stuff and the US isn't

dumb, and also suckers

RasputinVarez
Nov 12, 2012
I irrationally support inferior conflict CPU's and refute any benchmarks presented to me because of "reasons".

If I'm giving PC advice, you should probably just ignore me.

Streamskips posted:

SHRIMP on the barbie mate, This is a Knife, kills the natives and makes them sub-human, blames god for everything, has the shittiest internet, all the deadliest animals and stuff live there, OI OI, time to go to OutBack SHRIMPHOUSE.

We don't call then shrimp

Knives can only be carried with a lawful excuse

Only really Tasmania killed natives, mainland Australia not so much, and nothing compared to what the Americans did

Hey, it made settlement easier from a legal standpoint

Most of us are Atheists but are "cultural Christians"

Our internet isn't that much worse than America's, and we can get unlimited fairly cheaply, and the NBN roll-out of gigabit internet is coming along.

Almost nobody is killed by our animals, unlike America where the murder rate is 4 times as high as in Australia

To summarise, you're a loving dumb oval office and should go get hosed like the loving poofta oval office you are. oval office.

Wrageowrapper
Apr 30, 2009

DRINK! ARSE! FECKIN CHRISTMAS!

RasputinVarez posted:


Only really Tasmania killed natives, mainland Australia not so much, and nothing compared to what the Americans did

This is so loving dumb and is why the rest of the world laughs at/hates us. Seriously, read a loving a book.

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

VikingSkull posted:

I love that other nations are legally obligated to do stuff and the US isn't

dumb, and also suckers

well keep in mind that Australia was also legally obligated not to help the US in Vietnam. international law is a matter of deciding which version to recognise.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Back of the dingo, mate.

RasputinVarez
Nov 12, 2012
I irrationally support inferior conflict CPU's and refute any benchmarks presented to me because of "reasons".

If I'm giving PC advice, you should probably just ignore me.

Wrageowrapper posted:

This is so loving dumb and is why the rest of the world laughs at/hates us. Seriously, read a loving a book.

Go back to New Zealand where you belong

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
most of the Indians were dead long before the US was a nation

thanks Spain, England and France

TacticalUrbanHomo posted:

well keep in mind that Australia was also legally obligated not to help the US in Vietnam. international law is a matter of deciding which version to recognise.

lol, and they chose to

hahahahaha

naem
May 29, 2011

VikingSkull posted:

most of the Indians were dead long before the US was a nation

thanks Spain, England and France


lol, and they chose to

hahahahaha

Also smallpox and other virulent illnesses we brought over

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

VikingSkull posted:

lol, and they chose to

hahahahaha

well the thing is we were obligated to by a treaty we signed with the US. we were obligated not to by various conventions signed in the UN which behold us to... no one.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

naem posted:

Also smallpox and other virulent illnesses we brought over

lots of syphilis because the Spaniards and Brits are a rapey bunch

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

RasputinVarez posted:

Go back to New Zealand where you belong

kill you're self

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

TacticalUrbanHomo posted:

well the thing is we were obligated to by a treaty we signed with the US. we were obligated not to by various conventions signed in the UN which behold us to... no one.

and you were justly rewarded with F-111 Aardvarks and F-35 SuperGrovers

good doggie

Streamskips
Jan 5, 2009

by Lowtax

TacticalUrbanHomo posted:

No, it wasn't. The first and second indochina conflicts were related but distinct wars of completely different origin and purpose.

Are you saying that the first arms war in vietnam was caused by two super powers? No, in 1957 when russia started to get involved poo poo got real.

Streamskips
Jan 5, 2009

by Lowtax

RasputinVarez posted:

We don't call then shrimp

Knives can only be carried with a lawful excuse

Only really Tasmania killed natives, mainland Australia not so much, and nothing compared to what the Americans did

Hey, it made settlement easier from a legal standpoint

Most of us are Atheists but are "cultural Christians"

Our internet isn't that much worse than America's, and we can get unlimited fairly cheaply, and the NBN roll-out of gigabit internet is coming along.

Almost nobody is killed by our animals, unlike America where the murder rate is 4 times as high as in Australia

To summarise, you're a loving dumb oval office and should go get hosed like the loving poofta oval office you are. oval office.

A dingo ate my baby, and it turned out to be true.

RasputinVarez
Nov 12, 2012
I irrationally support inferior conflict CPU's and refute any benchmarks presented to me because of "reasons".

If I'm giving PC advice, you should probably just ignore me.

VikingSkull posted:

most of the Indians were dead long before the US was a nation

thanks Spain, England and France


We get it, you are an American acting like the American stereotype of arrogant fat arsehole who doesn't understand how precarious the American position is right now.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

RasputinVarez posted:

We get it, you are an American acting like the American stereotype of arrogant fat arsehole who doesn't understand how precarious the American position is right now.

if we go you're coming with us

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

Streamskips posted:

Are you saying that the first arms war in vietnam was caused by two super powers? No, in 1957 when russia started to get involved poo poo got real.

I have no idea what the gently caress you're on about, shut up.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



i hate australia but at the same time i'd rather live there than the united states.

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

RasputinVarez posted:

We get it, you are an American acting like the American stereotype of arrogant fat arsehole who doesn't understand how precarious the American position is right now.

how precarious is it

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties

VikingSkull posted:

and you were justly rewarded with F-111 Aardvarks and F-35 SuperGrovers

good doggie

"Super Grover" is the best name ever.

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax
it's not, I just want to see what he says, because it will be funny

Streamskips
Jan 5, 2009

by Lowtax

TacticalUrbanHomo posted:

I have no idea what the gently caress you're on about, shut up.

https://www.google.com/search?q=1957+russia+vietnam&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=COKgU4eYL9GiyATpzIEg&ved=0CCQQsAQ&biw=1920&bih=930

Before everything went to hell, it was such a nice place to live.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
we could blow up australia and we would loose rugby

not a bad deal imho

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

TacticalUrbanHomo posted:

it's not, I just want to see what he says, because it will be funny

in a way our political influence is dying out and in that regard he's right

but lmao if our global corporations aren't going to turn the whole planet into a dystopian shithole

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PlantRobot
Feb 13, 2010






"australian face" a common side effect of australia

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