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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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CannonFodder posted:

He already has the Southeast Asia thread, because he thought Houston wasn't hot and humid enough. Love ya ReindeerF!


Anywho, what is the political scene like in some of the less talked about cities, like Amarillo or Lubbock or El Paso? As an outsider who drives through Texas often, my impression of the state is:
Dallas: Rich assholes who water the sidewalks during a drought
Houston: OIL and an enormous Walmart hub sweet Jesus it's humid
Austin: Weird™ and an elevated freeway over a regular freeway where I don't feel safe on any part of it
San Antonio: Castros and Tim Duncan
Midland: OIL and smells like rotten eggs
Tyler: best truck stop BBQ with a selection of awesome jerky

There's just a tremendous amount of fuckall once you leave the big cities, and I wonder how that all works out politically.

"A tremendous amount of fuckall" is an excellent way to describe Amarillo, Lubbock and anything else in the panhandle. I feel like El Paso is this huge enigma to most Texans, despite it being a big city.

Edit: Add this to OP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JREkqCvLzSo

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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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I wonder how Obama's meeting with Gov. Good Hair went

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Swan Oat posted:

Looks like it went good.

Whatever led to Perry making that face and Obama laughing his rear end off must have been an iceburn for the ages.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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computer parts posted:

http://engineering.tamu.edu/25by25

Some Engineering dean had the cool idea of raising the amount of engineers to 25,000 by 2025. Now, for those of you who don't know A&M's demographics, Engineers currently make up ~12,000 of the student body, or about 25% of the campus. This means that (ignoring all other growth) they're planning on increasing the size of the student body by 25% in 10 years.

This is gonna gently caress things up so badly that your degree will retroactively be worth less.

Perry's gonna try to do something similar to UT once Powers is ousted :(

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Nonsense posted:

Every candidate, every governor's race has been described as "energizing the party, you gotta give credit to (him/her)!"

Yup, every four years like clockwork "Well, Chris Bell/Bill White/Wendy Davis might have lost, but s/he did better than anybody expected, and that gives the Democrats something to build on going forward!"

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Xarthor posted:

Between the recent Perry news and a recent Reuters poll showing Wendy 8 points behind Abbott any of you starting to think her win is completely out of the realm of possibility?

I don't see anything about when the trial is scheduled, but if Abbott pardons Perry, it'll hurt him.

Hell, I gotta imagine just having the most powerful Republican in the state on trial helps Davis a lot. Not only will there be a lot of focus on corruption in the current administration, but it'll keep Perry from doing as much campaigning for Abbott.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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zoux posted:

That this would be the ruling is obvious because it is impossible to devise a school finance system that meets the requirements of the Texas constitution.

Why's that?

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Yeah, they'll never implement an income tax. Can the state sales tax be diverted to education?

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Isn't there some weird quirk of Texas history where the Legislature didn't like the governor at one point and took away a lot of his power and gave it to the Lt. Gov.? So the Lt. Gov. is more powerful than the Gov.?

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Badger of Basra posted:

Yes, until the governor has been in power for 14 years and appointed everyone in the state.

Yeah, but the race for Lt. Gov. will actually mean something this cycle, and god help us if noted crazyman Dan Patrick wins.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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zoux posted:

As we predicted, the Fifth issued a stay that means the Voter ID requirements will be in place for the November elections.

Any chance of the Supreme Court revoking the 5th's stay?

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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e_angst posted:

Basically expected it to happen. Now I'm just hoping it backfires and results in married Republican women not getting to vote since their names won't match properly with the state records.

What makes you think white women are going to get their IDs challenged?

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Other states don't do state pledges? Oh, Texas

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Lt. Gov. Patrick made the Senate committee appointments, cutting down the Democratic leaders from 6 of 18 to 2 of 14.

Notably, Patrick paid back some political poo poo by cutting the one Republican who didn't vote for the 3/5ths rule from his leadership post and adding the one Democrat who did vote for it to a leadership post.

Also, the Senate Natural Resources Committee is now the Senate Natural Resources and Economic Development Committee, so let that just tell you where this session is going.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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So the open-carry activists have a new thing to push. They're rallying tomorrow foropen carrying handguns WITHOUT a license.

Also in that story, something I didn't know before now, the Texas Legislature isn't allowed to pass bills for the first 60 days of session unless the governor tells them there's an urgent budgetary matter. What the gently caress is up with the Texas Constitution? Legislature only meets every other year and then they have to sit on their hands for 60 of their 140 days?

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Lawmakers are going to try again on a texting-while-driving ban that Rick Perry vetoed last time it passed. Abbott hasn't taken a position, and I think he's hoping the Lege just won't pass it this time.

quote:

During last year’s campaign, Abbott spokesman Matt Hirsch said he “supports laws already in place that prohibit cellphone use by young drivers and in school zones; but he is against additional government mandates that micromanage adult driving behavior.”

Tuesday, Abbott told reporters that it is “premature” for him to say whether he would veto the bill.

“If anything, one thing that I’m strongly supportive of is safety on the road,” Abbott said after a speech to a business group. “We don’t want people driving and hurting other people. We don’t want people texting and driving, but we need to find a way to do it without too much government intrusion.”

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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1stGear posted:

I assume this is a stay on the marriage license? Boy, I sure hope this doesn't hit national news and make the TSC look like massive suppurating assholes!

The attorney general says he'll seek to void it.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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ReidRansom posted:

Can he do that? It was legally issued as far as anyone can tell at the moment.

I have no idea, but he's going to try. I would imagine there's some method of doing it if a clerk accidentally gives a polygamist a license for his third wife.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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ReidRansom posted:

Some douche filed a bill trying to make it illegal to record cops, ahahhahaha. But I don't have the details handy.

Here it is

quote:

Dallas Rep. Jason Villalba filed a bill that would make it a Class B misdemeanor for anyone but news media to record police within 25 feet, or within 100 feet if the person carries a handgun. The proposal would exempt from the law members of the traditional news media — including newspapers, magazines and licensed radio and television stations — who could be as close as 10 feet away.

...

Shannon noted that the proposal requires officers to determine who is a journalist and who is not. The question is a “wide-open one,” Shannon said.
Frazier said “trained investigators” could easily tell the difference between news media members and independent bloggers.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Tatum Girlparts posted:

Literally everyone wants to record cops. Minorities want to record to have proof when some cop slams their head into the hood of their car, crazy white libertarians want to record them as proof of the GOVERNMENT THUGS HARASSING FREEMEN, democrats want to record them because of opposing police militarization, republicans want to record them because they're agents of the state, literally everyone wants these rules.

Police should want body cameras because they'll disprove false allegations of abuse, but strangely, for some reason, cops mostly seem to oppose them.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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House Votes to Defund HIV Prevention to Pay for Abstinence Education

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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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The House finally passed a budget. Naturally, they defeated an amendment that would cost basically nothing that would study whether there's a gender pay gap with state employees. I can't find a reason why, but I'm gonna imagine it's "lol gently caress them broads."

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Badger of Basra posted:

I see after all the talk about how lovely all the state facilities are, they decided to take money away from the Facilities Commission.

Gotta keep $5 billion in reserve for tax "relief".

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Well this is awful: Texas Bill Would Name Judges Who Give Minors Permission to Have Abortions

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Oh hey, some Republican proposed an Indiana-style religious freedom law.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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The Senate voted to move the office that investigates corruption. They're going to "depoliticize" the agency by having the Texas Rangers do the investigating and then refer the charges to the district attorneys in the lawmakers' home districts, which could never possibly have any politicization at all. I'm sure all the district attorneys will jump at the chance to indict a powerful local figure.

They did this because the corruption unit indicted Rick Perry.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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zoux posted:

Seriously, look into poo poo before you post, left wing conspiracy theories are just as ignorant and ridiculous as right wing ones.

Eh, fine I got that fact of who did the indicting wrong, but it's still stemming from the Lege having an axe to grind over the Perry indictment. Wouldn't it be an even farther-reaching conspiracy if they've been looking to take down the office since Ronnie Earle indicted Tom DeLay? That was a decade ago.

This is beside the point anyway. It's a step in the wrong direction that will result in DAs quashing corruption charges.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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zoux posted:

What's more concerning, imo, is that it's up in the air about who is going to investigate and prosecute gas tax and insurance fraud. Like 95% of what the PIU does are those cases, and since they had their legs cut out from under them, they've been returning those cases to the local jurisdictions where they've happened. Those places often lack the resources and expertise to get convictions. I mean, they once in a blue moon indict a public official, but as usual the much more important but less interesting day-to-day stuff goes unnoticed.

The Chronicle says that unit will still handle those cases, but the Senate isn't giving them any money to fund those investigations. I don't know how much that affects the office's overall budget situation.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Quote of the day:

"This is a bill that puts in place litigation from one coast in the state of Texas to the other." -- State Rep.. Sylvester Turner (D-Houston) on the ban on cities passing fracking bans.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Also, the insurance reform plan they're trying to pass is godawful and geared mostly at loving consumers. Here's a lowlight:

quote:

He added that one provision of the bill would require an insured person to sign an affidavit swearing to her amount of damages. In some cases, she might face liability and potential criminal prosecution over it, said Ellis.

This isn't just for people trying to scam with false damages; it includes when a third-party screws up an estimate (or the court just decides the insurer's lowball estimate is the right one).

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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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So Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick invited some Tea Party folks to be part of his "Grassroots Advisory Panel" so he could keep in touch with the word on the street or something. And yesterday they did something deeply stupid:

quote:

Yesterday, that Grassroots Advisory Board fired off a letter to the Texas Senate decrying one of Gov. Greg Abbott's top priorities for the session -- funding quality pre-K programming -- as a socialist, godless plot to break up Texas families.

Abbott championed funneling more money to pre-K programs during his run for the governor's office, and House Bill 4 and its companion Senate Bill 801 are largely modeled on those campaign promises. The measure wouldn't expand pre-K eligibility beyond what the state already funds -- half-day pre-K for 4-year-olds from poor, military, or non-native English speaking families. Instead, Abbott's plan would throw an extra $130 million, or about $1,500 per eligible student, at districts that adopt certain curriculum, accountability and quality standards.

And Patrick's hand-picked Tea Party-infused advisory team just took a big, self-righteous dump all over that plan. On letterhead bearing a state seal declaring "Lieutenant Governor's Grassroots Advisory Panel," the group wrote that instead of providing incentives to grow quality pre-K programs, government should "look out for ways to help at least one parent remain in the homes with children." The letter continues:

"(W)e are experimenting at great cost to taxpayers with a program that removes our young children from homes and half-day religious preschools and mothers' day out programs to a Godless environment with only evidence showing absolutely NO LONG-TERM BENEFITS beyond the 1st grade. ...
Texans are endowed with 'certain unalienable rights' which include the rights and duties of parents to rear their children with minimal intrusion from the State. This intereference by the State tramples upon our parental rightrs. The early removal of chlidren from parents' care is historically promoted in socialistic countries, not free societies which respect parental rights."


The letter then goes on to criticize the "Welfare State," and the "breakdown of the American family," which, according to Patrick's advisers, are apparently worsened by funding quality pre-K programs.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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zoux posted:

Fun poo poo, the worst rep at the Capitol, Jonathan Stickland, he of the "former fetus" and associated bullshit, got tossed from House Transpo last night.
Video
Story

And I'm seeing reports that the issue of witness falsification is getting referred to House Investigations. Oh Lord let him get expelled!

:lol:

quote:

Earlier Thursday, Pickett and Stickland had a run-in on the House floor when Stickland used parliamentary procedures to remove a proposal by Pickett from consideration for the day.

Pickett seemed to good-naturedly poke fun at Stickland by walking from the front of the House floor to the lectern at the rear of the chamber, where Stickland mounted his spiking of Pickett’s House Bill 2346. He then said he was delivering to Stickland a large-print copy of the bill’s language, which would give limited powers of arrest to security officials at the Federal Reserve Bank.

On the page were two stick figures to help Stickland understand the bill. The drawing depicted an armed Fed security guard, which was labeled “Good Guy,” and a masked bank robber with a “Bad Guy” tag.

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Sep 3, 2011

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sithwitch13 posted:

As I was driving home from work today (north 45 out of Galveston) I saw some people presumably protesting Jade Helm on one of the overpasses. I say "presumably" because they didn't have a sign; it was two guys holding up flags. The Texas and "Come and take it" flag were upright and the US flag was tilted down at an angle.

Be more entertaining, conspiracy theorists.

This could be anything though. Just another Tuesday hanging out on the overpass with a Gadsen flag.

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Sep 3, 2011

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Trabisnikof posted:

Glad to see the ledg taking up the critical issues:

In other mean-spirited legislation, the House is gonna pass a bill banning local governments from following the Supreme Court's ruling allowing gay marriages when it comes down.

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/dc/anti-gay-measure-set-to-pass-in-texas-house

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Sep 3, 2011

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zoux posted:

Oh and hey we're out of exceptional drought for the first time in three years :unsmith:

All that had to happen was flooding Houston. Let's make it a 5-year tradition.

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Sep 3, 2011

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Parachute posted:

How the poo poo does something like this even work? Man I really hate Sharia law.

I imagine they'll try to penalize the first clerk who follows the Supreme Court's ruling, and then that penalty will get rather quickly tossed by various judges.

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Sep 3, 2011

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Oh what a surprise, the language saying police can't stop people just for open carrying got stripped out of the open-carry bill. Good luck exercising your new rights, blacks.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Lege passed restrictions on the judicial bypass for abortion for minors.

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Sep 3, 2011

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I haven't seen Paxton or Abbott actually order anyone to ignore the gay marriage ruling. They seem to be saying, "Well, you county clerks can take the heat if you want to," which is just a total cop out way of backing down. It won't take long before a clerk faces a civil-rights lawsuit.

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Sep 3, 2011

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blackguy32 posted:

I'm surprised that our idiot county clerk Kara Sands started issuing marriage licenses in Nueces County. But then again, I guess most people realize that the writing is on the wall at this point.

Yeah, a couple of days ago she said she was going to wait on word from the AG.

We have a lawsuit.

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