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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
Great, now ReindeerF has his own thread. :sweatdrop:

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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Sardonik posted:

Aw hell I missed most of it, also why does it look and sound like they are broadcasting from the 90s?

With the power of Action 4 News, you'd think they could upscale a hospital a bit more.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

THE BOMBINATRIX posted:

Having said this, Austin isn't as cool as everyone says it is.

Austin is only cool because it's near Dallas.

Bushiz posted:

He says, speaking of the city that poisoned the world with torchy's

White people love Torchy's!

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
It's ok to like Torchy's as long as you don't pretend that it's Mexican food.

Anyway, has Houston elected its first Republican mayor yet?

edit

http://www.khou.com/elections/

Sir Tonk fucked around with this message at 01:10 on Dec 13, 2015

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc


:toot:



:psyduck:

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
Was worried for a minute there, thank goodness King didn't pull it off.

Some interesting data came out of the election, if anyone is curious. Kuffner is compiling it on his site.

http://offthekuff.com/wp/?p=71412

And.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
Buy some cheap property in Houston and claim it as your residence.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
At least you guys have a nice concert venue across the street from your city hall.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
Shoulda checked here first, just went to post that in the November thread.

Texans sure have been trying to look worse than Florida the past few years and it's getting close to working. If the oil business keeps falling apart we're going to turn into Kansas.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc


Parties for the next mayor are tomorrow and Monday, if anyone in town wants to get down with some City Council interns.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc


And Turner is in.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
Oh good, now I get to hear people using that to justify all kinds of dumb racist bullshit for the next few decades.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

How are we supposed to clean up the streets if we aren't able to keep people in jail just because they're poor?

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
How insecure do you have to be to want to carry a pistol in a holster when you go shopping? Old timers driving around with rifles on racks in the cab of their trucks is one thing, but who actually needs to walk around town carrying a weapon other than that that rear end in a top hat with the fedora that kept showing up at Whataburger with his neckbeard friends?

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
http://www.mystatesman.com/news/news/local-govt-politics/banking-on-popularity-uber-and-lyft-hit-a-wall-in-/nrJPc/

quote:

“It would change the entire experience of living in Austin if Uber and Lyft were to leave,” said Anthony Rose, 29, who moved to Austin from the San Francisco Bay Area a year and a half ago and depends on Uber almost daily to get around the city. Rose said he’s already voted for Prop 1.

Did this get posted already, cause oh man that quote is the most AUSTIN thing I've read.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
This is all Richard Linklater's fault! :argh:

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
Austin should just build a loop like the three four Houston has.

Or tell like a quarter of a million people to leave and cap the population.

Swagger Dagger posted:

When I was working at the IRS it was the primary direction I needed to go and it usually involved 45 minute waits standing around on Ben White.

Were you at the building that dude flew his plane into?

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Swagger Dagger posted:

Nah, that building was up north, I worked in the complex down south off 35. All I remember about that incident was that they almost gave us the day off and then decided not to.

:lol:

386-SX 25Mhz VGA posted:

Uber/Lyft HQ are tone-deaf as gently caress thinking that buying an election with PAC money wouldn't backfire in the current political climate.

Have you not heard?

http://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2016/04/evil-corporation-trope/479295/

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
:qq: oh god how can we possibly go back to the ancient time of 2013 when everyone got drunk on 6th st and immediately went and killed another driver :qq:

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://www.reddit.com/r/Austin/comments/4icdy9/prop_1_boned_early_voting_56_against/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Austin/comments/4icz73/its_official_prop_1_fails/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Austin/comments/4icivd/uber_confirms_austin_departure_leaving_at_8_am_on/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Austin/comments/4icfxh/prop_1_election_results_available_here_updated/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Austin/comments/4icxt2/prop_1_miserable_early_voting_turnout_in_student/



I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume this dude wrote in Ron Paul when he voted in 2008.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

duz posted:

Best part of that is that it's not inconsistent, all the cities have said they have to follow the existing laws.

Well I guess we'll just have to create a state law that says cities can't require Uber/Lyft obey laws.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Wikkheiser posted:

I once did that Austin Bergstrom, and the lot I parked at was adjacent to a large parking structure under construction. When I got back from my trip, my car was covered in dust.

Things were never the same after that dark day.

Did you get a DUI on the way home?

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Hot Dog Day #91 posted:

I drove my vehicle to the airport and paid to park like a normal suburban adult.

Go back to Dallas, heathen!

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
I found the point where Texas fell apart.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebYYrRPBKc0

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
Sorry Abbott, FDR was elected in a time before television. That poo poo ain't gonna fly in 2020.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://www.texastribune.org/2016/05/10/analysis-texas-legislators-not-local-voters-have-f/

The Tribune weighs in.

quote:

On Saturday, Austin voters said they wanted drivers for ride-hailing companies like Uber and Lyft to follow existing local laws on background and fingerprint checks and on stopping in traffic to drop off and pick up fares.

Less than 24 hours later, state Sen. Charles Schwertner, a Republican from nearby Georgetown, announced he would file legislation countermanding voter sentiment in Austin or any other Texas city that “impedes free markets and competition” in the cab business.

“What we have is this patchwork of municipal regulation that is out-dated and protectionist,” he said.

Count at least one of his colleagues, Sen. Don Huffines, R-Dallas, as a supporter. “Local control is not a blank check to trample liberty. Austin's #Prop1 is latest of too many examples in too many cities. #txlege will act,” Huffines tweeted.

...

Here's a short guide to that state-local tug-of-war: If a company or industry loses a fight over a local ordinance, the Texas Legislature serves as the court of appeals. Want to put hydraulic fracturing wells inside the city limits in Denton? The voters said no, but the Legislature said yes. Want grocery stores to offer plastic bags, which is outlawed in several Texas cities, including Brownsville and Austin? That one is on appeal. Want to run a taxi service that doesn't follow the same rules the existing cab companies follow? Schwertner and others stand ready.

It's a good point that the state would have to deregulate all cab services to allow uber to get what they want and I'm not sure they'd go that far, but given the people that've been elected lately I don't really know what to expect from them.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

gotta include the video, it's terrific

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ2JZK0eZ5I

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

zoux posted:

"Boy this NC transgendered thing sure is going well, I want some of that," thinks fucktard.
https://twitter.com/chucklindell/status/730462217510903809

Paxton reeeaaaalllly wants us to forget he's under investigation for a ton of poo poo.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

citybeatnik posted:

Anything to avoid having to admit that our corporate overlords are failable i suppose.

How can corporations possibly be evil? They're run by people like you and me!

Tatum Girlparts posted:

is there any way to watch the state GOP convention? I'm hoping it'll be as insane as some insiders are saying it's gonna be.

I swear if I see another headline about the GOP voting to secede...

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

zoux posted:

So glad that the people of Texas are going to be ruled by the governing principle of "I wanna run for president in 2020 so it's time to start delivering the red meat".
https://twitter.com/brianmrosenthal/status/730790100020408321


https://twitter.com/TexasObserver/status/730484486677270528

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc


:lol: they're so loving petty I swear

Can't we go back to when Texas politicians prided themselves on not giving a gently caress about anything that happened outside of Texas?

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
"Mr. Chisum, what's the penalty range for a class c misdemeanor?"

"If you were in my county, could be hangin'"

edit

radical meme posted:

Molly Ivins was a national treasure and a legendary Texan. I'd love to see what she would write about Trump and the current GOP.

I'm just glad she isn't alive to see the current state of the capitol, it's far worse than she ever dealt with. We've always had idiots and lobbyists in the House, having pay frozen for forty years will do that, but it's gotten so bad that those guys are working with the Democrats to shut down the tea party idiots that've been elected.

Sir Tonk fucked around with this message at 02:20 on May 13, 2016

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
The "if they slip" answer is just precious.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

foot posted:

Because they're Texans.

I wish that was the reason,.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
Well-to-do white people choose white people tacos as best tacos. :monocle:

Kinda surprised they didn't vote the McDonald's wraps as best taco.

zoux posted:

Torchy's is what some piece of poo poo SF SV VC thinks Austin is like.

They're certainly doing a good job of making that transformation happen. Give them a few more years and they'll have SXSW moved to Round Rock so they can have some peace and quiet.

Lote posted:

The best tacos are from either unnamed places in a gas station or shacks in a parking lot labeled "Tacos" and nothing else.

Bonus points if you have to pay the gringo tax.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
anywhere east of downtown in Houston, before you hit 610

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

lol

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
I live near a place called Taqueria Pizzeria, the best of both worlds and they don't speak English.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Wikkheiser posted:

I have an Okie accent too.

Purge the abomination!

Are you from Muskogee?

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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

duz posted:

Every SXSW season the papers down here in SA talk about how maybe this will be the year a talk or party or anything really will get moved here and from there it'll just snowball and soon we'll get to sit at the cool kids table during lunch!

SXSW on the riverwalk would be pretty awesome and I"d rather go to that.

zoux posted:

Yesterday on the way to work, I take S. First into downtown since Mopac is hosed and they had some off-duty cop at 2nd street stopping traffic on a green light so that a line of pedicabs, each with a tech bro in the back attending the Open Souce Con at the W, could convey them into their venue without the indignity of having to wait to cross. Traffic was backed up almost all the way to Oltorf.

Too bad hurricanes never reach that far inland...

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