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Momplestiltskin posted:That's a good point redshirt; the double stream and the triple stream (the hydra, as I like to call it) is a loving disaster for any man's bathroom, and you can rarely see it coming. Then you have to make yourself stop peeing, and stopping mid-piss is one of the most unpleasant feelings a man can experience. this happens when the dick aperture is incorrectly positioned, but the urine pressure is too low to set up the correct laminar flow. You can apply a little sideways pressure for < 1 second and your issue should resolve itself. For "stuck dick" situations (usually caused by too tight pants or you fell asleep on your dick weird) you may have to give it a quick once over beforehand.
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Klyith posted:Whether you're sitting or standing, don't clench with your abdominal muscles to force the piss out harder / faster. Just let it run out naturally on its own. This is true. The geometry of mammal bladders + fuidics in general means that most animals will evacuate their bladders around 20±2 seconds, regardless of their size or species. Elephants, mice, and humans all take a full piss in roughly the same amount of time. But, if you actively gently caress with the process like Klyith said, you can gently caress up the whole system. Bluhman posted:Hm, yes! I'll have to remember this. Thank you for the piss-correcting technique lesson! I do what I can. I feel like many goons have a poor grasp of personal urology and health. Adventure Pigeon posted:i remember a goon who had a hole in the floor he'd piss through. said it went to the area under his house where his dogs would roam lol somebody post the whole story of this
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you irl posted:sometimes when i'm feeling naughty i'll push my urethra against the porcelain underside of the rim don't do it this is a good way to get a case of the water bears  10,000 of these dudes runnin wild all in your piss tract
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