MEN: Pee sitting down

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > MEN: Pee sitting down

SpazmasterX: Jul 13, 2006; Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~

pretty surprised other guys don't already know this is the smart thing to do. i only take a standing piss when i'm busy and don't want to stop a few minutes to take a break

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SpazmasterX: Jul 13, 2006; Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~

Pochoclo posted:

Forget about men peeing sitting down - I've been in NYC since sunday and I hate the fact that you guys don't have bidets. Wiping with just toilet paper is very lovely. Literally.

Also the sink is blocked by a glass shelf and I have to put my head under it to brush my teeth without making a mess. Is this a USA thing or just a lovely hotel thing?

You're in new york, of course it's a lovely hotel thing.

# ¿ Jun 18, 2014 01:38

SpazmasterX: Jul 13, 2006; Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~

clench your thigh muscles for 45 seconds and marvel at your vanishing boner

# ¿ Jun 18, 2014 01:40

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