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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

jerk out onto the gulf stream from a helicopter obviously

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

mookface posted:

So no one will admit to doing this regularly? My pal seems to think its normal and that a lot of people do it but don't own up to it
you should tell him that's not why people have white teeth :rolleyes:

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

RasputinVarez posted:

That's the christian way of doing it, technically the sin isn't masturbation but "spilling your seed" so if you eat it it's not a sin!

I just use toilet paper myself...
that part of the bible is funny because of the interpretations

the guy cucks his brother and pulls out before jizzing and god says it's a sin but people think that the sin is "spilling the seed" and not cucking

e: or yeah not getting your brother's wife pregnant like your dad says I guess :wtc:

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

*slurp slurp* it's totally pragmatic man I just do it for hygiene mmmm mmm

nah I think he's telling th truth

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

op I cracked the code. by telling you that your friend was hinting that you should give him your cum to eat. whether or not thats gay is up to u

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

indigi posted:

a baby who doesn't know what cum tastes like at least
yeah like what if you were a world famous chef and you had to get the taste of your latest dish just so, and the taste it needed was cum??? and you didn't know!?!??

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Necros posted:

thanks for clearing that up splitsoul i was gettin scared for a minute there

i really shoukd smell some other cum to compare bouquet
a cum-parison

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

HollisBrown posted:

extreme anal
1080 aerial, 360 ollie, land in butthole

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

mookface posted:

that's someone's daughter
it's ok if she's wearing a helmet

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

holy poo poo spermjacking is real :wth:

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

someone get forums user cuckold cleanup in here. I bet there's a lot of cross discipline knowledge that can be applied

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