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Necros
Jul 23, 2003

jerk it 24/7 like me. when i cumits like one of those bugs bunny cartoons where a lil note comes out of the gun barrel saying "BANG!"

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Necros
Jul 23, 2003

it smells like chlorine why the heck would i wanna taste.chlorine

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

SplitSoul posted:

if your cum doesn't have at least a faint odour about it it's probably you who should, you might be diabetic or something

on the upside your cum will supposedly taste sweet if you are

thanks for clearing that up splitsoul i was gettin scared for a minute there

i really shoukd smell some other cum to compare bouquet

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

Moridin920 posted:

eat some better foods lol

i eat a lot of chicken and tuna is it red meat that makes non-cchlorine splooge

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

tuna comes in non-canned form yall

its delicious

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

Big Beef City posted:

Sucking white albacor from a capri sun bag.

you'd have to blend it to get it through the straw

brush fresh tuna w/ a mix of olive oil, soy sauce, black pepper and chopped rosemary+garlic put in pan brush some more then flip and cook a lil more its really good and easy

Lothario by teh way

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Fresh tuna is high in mercury too, just be careful with how much of your cum you consume everyday.

ya i know. its great but i couldnt eat it all the time. gotta switch it up. beef cum. pork.cum.

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Necros
Jul 23, 2003

really? that sounds like it could start gumming up the works. like pouring bacon grease down the sink but cum instead.

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