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Cpt.Sean Luc Picard
Nov 24, 2006
man why you even got to do a thing?

Elliot Rodger posted this on the internet



and then shot some fools up which got me thinking - how big are dude's dicks, actually?

I wish I could go all Marty Hart on your asses and say that I was just a regular dude with a bigass dick but I don't think a 6.5 incher is THAT big. If I lost some weight it might be like 7 which would still be on the small side of bigass but at least I don't have some 4 inch dick. I would probably kill a bunch of people after never getting laid with that tiny little thing, too.

Afterall...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCj9fF0DRHU

Please - tell me about your dick.

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mookface
Jun 7, 2009

I was visited by a giant last night. Twice.


6 5/8" uncut with a slight curve to the left OP

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007


why would your dick get bigger if you lost weight

is it disappearing into the folds

George Zimmer
Jun 28, 2008

NO ROSS? YOUR LOSS

It's crazy small. People used to come from miles around to gawk in amazement at how minuscule my rod is. It was a big tourist attraction, had a gift shop and everything.

PokeCrysis
Apr 15, 2013



Moridin920 posted:

why would your dick get bigger if you lost weight

is it disappearing into the folds

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013



My cousin has a micropenis lmao poor guy. Also he has a wife and kid so whatev.

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013



Mine is like 6ish but girthy. I like it a lot.

AE-35 Unit
Jul 25, 2007

another quality post


huge

I have to wrap it around my waist like a saiyan tail

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001


What's wrong with a 4" dick. Sure it sets expectations really low... but then it's easier to out perform your partners expectations. Works well!

Cpt.Sean Luc Picard
Nov 24, 2006
man why you even got to do a thing?

Moridin920 posted:

why would your dick get bigger if you lost weight

is it disappearing into the folds

As one's fupa recedes their dick seems to magically increase in length.

Cpt.Sean Luc Picard
Nov 24, 2006
man why you even got to do a thing?

Whirlwind Jones posted:

Mine is like 6ish but girthy. I like it a lot.

O dang I forgot about girth, thanks be the gods for making me Polish. poo poo is like a tin of Morton's salt.

JebanyPedal
Feb 17, 2011

Pan American nightmare
Ten thousand feet fun-fair
Convinced that I don't care
It's safe as houses I swear
I was just sitting musing
The virtues of cruising
When altitude dropping
My ears started popping
One more red nightmare


Mine is the size of the poo poo Jesus took before he died on the cross.
Which means that no one knows, not even me, no one knows how big that poo poo was OP, no one, I look down at where my dick is and say "Oh, that's how big it is." but as soon as I look away I immediately lose all memory of what it looks like, the size, everything, it's strange. Other people have reported experiencing this too.
All the dudes that I wrestled with in highschool all agree, none of them can remember my dick, and we all remember each other's dicks with crystal clarity.

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010


Winner #7 of the 2k14 #Gamergate Shit Show
Do not talk to me if your a SJW MRA PUA fucktarded Shitlord, (PS: GJ on ruining videogame journalism twitter drama MODS).


Hodor.

Cpt.Sean Luc Picard
Nov 24, 2006
man why you even got to do a thing?

JebanyPedal posted:

Mine is the size of the poo poo Jesus took before he died on the cross.
Which means that no one knows, not even me, no one knows how big that poo poo was OP, no one, I look down at where my dick is and say "Oh, that's how big it is." but as soon as I look away I immediately lose all memory of what it looks like, the size, everything, it's strange. Other people have reported experiencing this too.
All the dudes that I wrestled with in highschool all agree, none of them can remember my dick, and we all remember each other's dicks with crystal clarity.

that is some spooky-rear end poo poo my friend

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



this thread is a who's who of who not to borrow a ruler from btw

AE-35 Unit
Jul 25, 2007

another quality post


a hole-y ghost posted:

this thread is a who's who of who not to borrow a ruler from btw

or that can of lays stax

bigzak
Aug 15, 2003


Exactly 6.4325 Inches with a 2 degree upward curve with the base size increasing towards the head at a rate of 1.60% per inch to a total girth at the widest portion of 5.95 inches

SpicyMeatSandwich
Apr 22, 2007



Mine is very long but not very girthy. Its essentially a shrink wrapped urethra.

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010


Winner #7 of the 2k14 #Gamergate Shit Show
Do not talk to me if your a SJW MRA PUA fucktarded Shitlord, (PS: GJ on ruining videogame journalism twitter drama MODS).


A dollar bill is exactly 6 inches so all money has probably been in contact with dicks.

Cpt.Sean Luc Picard
Nov 24, 2006
man why you even got to do a thing?

Sephiroth_IRA posted:

A dollar bill is exactly 6 inches so all money is probably been in contact with dicks.

dicks AND cocaine

Hobohemian
Sep 29, 2005
Nope

My dick is not huge. I have no idea how I get so much.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT. NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY. NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?


exactly the size and shape of a can of Tuna.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001


Cpt.Sean Luc Picard posted:

dicks AND cocaine

Sometimes at the same time.

Cpt.Sean Luc Picard
Nov 24, 2006
man why you even got to do a thing?

Hobohemian posted:

My dick is not huge. I have no idea how I get so much.

getting a lot is awesome but the question is - do you leave them satisfied or not

edit: oh and how big, we need specifics

Hobohemian
Sep 29, 2005
Nope

Cpt.Sean Luc Picard posted:

getting a lot is awesome but the question is - do you leave them satisfied or not

edit: oh and how big, we need specifics

Why would I give a gently caress if they are satisfied after I am?

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

"When I see someone tilting my tables, I shoot the Bastard. That's my policy!"


Your mom said it's a nice size. . . but I think she was just being polite.

Benito Hitlerstalin
Nov 5, 2008

We are not so very different, you and I.


Hobohemian posted:

Why would I give a gently caress if they are satisfied after I am?

maybe it's a gay thing

turdriver
May 31, 2014

by XyloJW


mines exactly 8" dont beleive ???me ill post a pic

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

If you'd like to be a dear and spend money to change it to something more mature, be my guest


last i checked my erect dick was more or less exactly 6 inches long

i guess it could be a little bit more or a little bit less depending on measuring error. i don't stress about it.

but while in my case i'm being completely honest right now, you can generally assume a guy's penis is shorter than he says it is. source: irl i usually say my dick is 6.5 inches, like the OP

Cnut the Great fucked around with this message at Jun 18, 2014 around 01:59

naem
May 29, 2011



9. Inches. Real post. It's a bunch of dick.

Cpt.Sean Luc Picard
Nov 24, 2006
man why you even got to do a thing?

naem posted:

9. Inches. Real post. It's a bunch of dick.



Are you in Austin? Do you need a wingman?

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006



7.75 inches long, 2 inches in diameter. Thanks for asking.

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

If you'd like to be a dear and spend money to change it to something more mature, be my guest


i change my answer, my dick is 9 inches long too. real post

naem
May 29, 2011



Cpt.Sean Luc Picard posted:



Are you in Austin? Do you need a wingman?

California and no I awkwardly talk to ladies solo somewhat successfully. True story, an ex gf told me I was "all dick no game"

rcman50166
Mar 23, 2010

by XyloJW


dick havers always be measurin dicks

BASF
Jun 16, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 27 days!


These dicks are making me thirsty.

JesusLovesRonwell
Aug 12, 2004

I want to touch my Rosalina-sama all over~

<3<3<3


The biggest in this thread so far, thank the gods. Winter is coming, and so are all my partners.

Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009



mookface posted:

6 5/8" uncut with a slight curve to the left OP

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

...an entire galaxy? Of puppies?

average size (10")

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Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009



just kidding I'm uncircumsized

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