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7.75 inches long, 2 inches in diameter. Thanks for asking.
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Benedick Cuckold posted:my penis is almost 11 inches long. it's actually more of a nuisance than anything Can you fold it in half?
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Jun 18, 2014 04:33
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Benedick Cuckold posted:i used to not be able to, but in the time between that post and this post it's grown in size to over a foot and a half. so now i can. check back later, my dick may have grown even more implausibly large Well girth is more important than length so just keep folding it in on itself until you have a dick about as wide as your pelvis.
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Jun 18, 2014 04:49
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a hole-y ghost posted:what does this mean???? I'm reading it like a combo menu, is that how it's supposed to be read?
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Jun 18, 2014 04:50
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Rasmussen posted:Real talk. I have a pretty terrible life, mostly my own fault but the one thing I do have going for me is a big dick, and so even if my life mostly sucks there are still plenty of size queens out there lining up to gently caress me. How is your life terrible if you have a big dick? It seems like a foolproof set up.
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Jun 18, 2014 05:36
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naem posted:It's too bad that guys can't show off their weener to lady's the way ladies can show off their double D's if they have 'em That's the patriarchy for you.
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Jun 18, 2014 05:40
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Ilikedirt posted:u can wear tight rear end pants to show ur bulge u loving bulgenub Hell that's like half of Jon Hamm's career right there.
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Jun 18, 2014 05:50
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I like to tuck my balls into my rear end when I measure my cock because it's always at it's longest then.
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Jun 18, 2014 05:56
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Different strokes for different folks. *posts update to real-time cock length app*
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Jun 18, 2014 06:00
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I've never actually seen my dick but it's a pretty average 9-12" which is okay I guess. Luckily my hands & feet are approximately the size of the Incredible Hulk's hands & feet & my super hot and constantly horny gf can't stop shoving my hands & feet into her vagina.
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Jun 18, 2014 06:05
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We are all posting the size of the cocks we bought off baddragon.com right?
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Jun 18, 2014 06:14
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Puppy Galaxy posted:i literally think about john hamm's penis all day
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Jun 18, 2014 21:56
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Rasmussen posted:There was a guy on reddit that had this. He posted pics and all. They both work and he has hosed two people at once with them. The oval office. I remember this because I literally have not been able to stop thinking about that guy's twin dicks & all the threesomes he has with his gf & bf since I saw it. I highly suspect the veracity of his claims only because it seems too perfect a life for one human to live.
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Jun 19, 2014 17:18
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I love a guy with a really long skinny dick, all of the bruising on my cervix with none of the satisfaction.
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Jun 19, 2014 19:41
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Khorne posted:Most scientific measurements press into the fat pad surrounding the base of the penis. If you are overweight there's slightly more fat there. Not like "my dick is hiding", but a bit more. If you measure properly it's pretty much irrelevant. Visually, it's true though. This creates a beautiful image of an obese man desperately jamming a ruler into his crotch trying to convince himself that the part of his dick that has been swallowed by fat still counts.
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Jun 20, 2014 15:43
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awesome-express posted:I had a girl complain that it was too big when we were doin it Yeah you sound like you're pretty great at sex having.
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Jun 20, 2014 16:50
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for the rest of that day