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Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

i wish i had bigpeeler's life

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Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."
same op

Gambit from the X-Men
May 12, 2001

a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo
tryin to

The Big Pinch
Jan 25, 2003

I love hairy man ass!
I'm bigpeeler in a future life.

Phlairdon
Apr 15, 2003

If you can't stand up you can't do war!
Do half the goons on the forum nowadays even know who Bigpeeler is?

Gambit from the X-Men
May 12, 2001

a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo
He was the fat bald dude who worked in IT or at a zoo or something and wasn't believable, yeah? he was a superstar after the first wave died. Second wave GBSer. Big fat dude

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

Phlairdon posted:

Do half the goons on the forum nowadays even know who Bigpeeler is?

Probably not, which it to their benefit honestly.

BelDin
Jan 29, 2001

Saint-X posted:

He was the fat bald dude who worked in IT or at a zoo or something and wasn't believable, yeah? he was a superstar after the first wave died. Second wave GBSer. Big fat dude

I think he cleaned carpets, as well. First wave checking in.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
i do NOT wish I had bigpeeler's life

take that op

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

I'm so loving old I remember bigpeeler

:corsair:

Gambit from the X-Men
May 12, 2001

a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo

BelDin posted:

I think he cleaned carpets, as well. First wave checking in.

wanna go grab some brews and talk about the old times?

because, firstly, I don't

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

big peeler told made up stories that usually amounted to him seeing a naked woman while cleaning carpets and goons just ate that poo poo up

every post ended like this: ok folks, have plenty more stories if anyone's interested, including:

-Bigpeeler fucks his fat wife

-Bigpeeler cleans a carpet, sees tits

-the tale of my fat wife and her fat tits

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
I wish I had big peelers life if only so I could end it.

Gambit from the X-Men
May 12, 2001

a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo

Puppy Galaxy posted:

big peeler told made up stories that usually amounted to him seeing a naked woman while cleaning carpets and goons just ate that poo poo up

every post ended like this: ok folks, have plenty more stories if anyone's interested, including:

-Bigpeeler fucks his fat wife

-Bigpeeler cleans a carpet, sees tits

-the tale of my fat wife and her fat tits

truly a golden angel, having seen titties
godspeed you

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
five golden manbabies

fuve just five

Think Thin!
Sep 17, 2006
i loving dreamt about bigpeeler last night

holy poo poo

Think Thin!
Sep 17, 2006

Puppy Galaxy posted:

big peeler told made up stories that usually amounted to him seeing a naked woman while cleaning carpets and goons just ate that poo poo up

every post ended like this: ok folks, have plenty more stories if anyone's interested, including:

-Bigpeeler fucks his fat wife

-Bigpeeler cleans a carpet, sees tits

-the tale of my fat wife and her fat tits

didnt bigpeeler have the Original Hot Goon Mom? like, before microwave?

Costello Jello
Oct 24, 2003

It had to start somewhere
Bigpeeler's okay in my book, he won the state lottery after he got permabanned from SA, and he sent 500 dollars to everyone who was nice to him. I spent mine on a new-fangled flatscreen monitor.

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's
didnt he die of a hear tattack

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
zoo carpet cleaning lesbians

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

yeah, i thought he was dead? so no op not really

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

poopzilla posted:

yeah, i thought he was dead? so no op not really

canadianclassic
Nov 3, 2004

holy gently caress you just made me realize i've almost been here for 10 years

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
lol op jokes on you im already a giant human being

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004


well good to know.

I remember a story about him hitting an ostrich with a shovel or something. good times

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


im glad bigpeeler isnt dead

Phlairdon
Apr 15, 2003

If you can't stand up you can't do war!
ITT we are having a pre-05 reunion

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

Oil Can Boyd posted:

im glad bigpeeler isnt dead

me too because otherwise I COULDNT. HAVE. HIS. LIFE.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Before one of the recent elections, I'd see a big sign reading "Re-elect Judge Peeler" and I kept reading it as "Re-elect Judge Big Peeler" and couldn't figure out why beyond the name being some SA thing or possibly the result of a brain tumor.

This thread has helped narrow it down - it's an SA thing and also probably a brain tumor.

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

bigpeeler was like GBS's version of a crazy uncle that has a billion total bullshit stories and claims he's seen everything. Then like that crazy uncle he lost his poo poo and had to go to the farm.

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

Speaking of ancient goons with crazy stories, is Tossed Salad Man still alive

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

Korranus posted:

Speaking of ancient goons with crazy stories, is Tossed Salad Man still alive

Was idly wondering that the other day. Don't think I've seen him post in like ten years.

Rexim
Jun 2, 2006

I wants flies in on a dragons, okay?
I'm still disgusted by how much people fawned over that idiot and I'm glad he's dead.

waffle
May 12, 2001
HEH
i wish i was taoc the wodner dog

WhenInRome
Jun 17, 2011
its like when a group of hardened soldiers get together to reminisce and ask whos still alive but its actually just neckbeards

girth brooks part 2
Sep 6, 2011

Bush did 911
Fun Shoe
something something olsen twins

Mr. Sharps
Jul 30, 2006

The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.



that guy who made up a buncha stories about how gross dick cheney is was more entertaining imo

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
he sounds hilarious

Boinks
Nov 24, 2003



The fourth of July is coming up and that reminds me of that time Bigpeeler bought some fireworks and posted about it.

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Billy the Mountain
Feb 3, 2005

I used to be TheRealLuquado

I always liked his image threads. Lots of cool old stuff.

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