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Sir, on a board of this size, exploring the Center Square is a three-man mission. I volunteer as the third member.
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Sir, I am personally disgusted by your lack of respect for Bret Hart, sir! Also, row 1, column 1.
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Jun 20, 2014 22:24
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GNU Order posted:Sir, on a board of this size, exploring the Center Square is a three-man mission. I volunteer as the third member. Sir, I've just recounted and it looks like there are actually four squares that can be called "dead-centre"! The enemy are trying to trick us with their unscrupulous use of even numbers! As such, I'd like to volunteer to be the fourth man on the job! All together now, lads!
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Jun 20, 2014 22:42
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Once the centre is cleared it's time to check out those corners, sir.
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Jun 20, 2014 22:51
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Sir, I believe piety is the way forward. I volunteer to manoeuvre in a cross pattern about the central point plus four squares west, sir.
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Jun 20, 2014 23:08
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Sir, are these mine placement exactly regulation? It seems like they'd be counterproductive, sir.
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Jun 20, 2014 23:14
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Tobias Grant posted:Sir I'm just going to jump up and down on the center square sir. anilEhilated posted:I believe I can fly. Dead center. GNU Order posted:Sir, on a board of this size, exploring the Center Square is a three-man mission. I volunteer as the third member. inflatablefish posted:Sir, I've just recounted and it looks like there are actually four squares that can be called "dead-centre"! The enemy are trying to trick us with their unscrupulous use of even numbers! As such, I'd like to volunteer to be the fourth man on the job!   Mmhmm, like right and proper Canadians! Now that's what I call teamwork! That opened up a significant chunk of the grid. Shalkore posted:Once the centre is cleared it's time to check out those corners, sir. Yeah, you go on. I'm just gonna put some flags right here. I'm assuming a cluster like that would be self-evident considering your stage 1 training, so let's call that a freebie. Now, did anyone wish to alter their suggestions, or did you all plan on running out onto the grid half-cocked anyways?Gamerofthegame posted:Sir, are these mine placement exactly regulation? It seems like they'd be counterproductive, sir.  Soldier, that backtalk isn't exactly regulation, now is it? It certainly seems to me like it's counterproductive, Private.Gonzo McFee posted:Sir, I am personally disgusted by your lack of respect for Bret Hart, sir!  Bret who?
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Jun 21, 2014 00:56
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Sir! Based on my incredibly complex and in-depth analysis, I have concluded that there are mines at the following locations: Column 1, Row 13 Column 7, Row 6 Column 13, Row 6 Column 14, Row 12 Column 7, Row 16 Column 10, Row 16 Column 10, Row 3 Columns 2-4, Row 9 Columns 4-6, Row 10 That should account for a large number of mines! Sir. Dr. Snark fucked around with this message at 01:16 on Jun 21, 2014 |
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Jun 21, 2014 01:13
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Sir, Canadian Naval Command has reason to believe that Row 1, Column 4 should be safe, sir!
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Jun 21, 2014 01:18
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 Once again, red circles are mines, blue are clear. Will continue once map is updated, sir! Edit: Column 14, Row 3 is also a mine, which makes Column 15, Row 3 safe and Column 16, row 3 another mine. That makes 16 mines found on this out of the 37 remaining. Edit Edit: Column 9, Row 15 is also a mine. Column 9, Row 16 is safe. Can't believe I missed all these first pass. Edit Edit Edit: Column 14, Row 7 is a mine, Same Column, Row 8 is safe. I'm seriously done now. RickVoid fucked around with this message at 01:56 on Jun 21, 2014 |
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Jun 21, 2014 01:39
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Sir! Requesting permission to investigate Row 3 Column 3!
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Jun 21, 2014 01:40
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Sir! I'm gonna go stomp really hard on Column 12, Row 2, sir!
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Jun 21, 2014 01:54
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Baron O Beefdip posted:Sir! I'm gonna go stomp really hard on Column 12, Row 2, sir! WAIT! That's a mine too! Throw a flag in that, son! You can stand on the one above it though.
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Jun 21, 2014 02:30
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RickVoid posted:WAIT! Okay, I'll go do that then.
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Jun 21, 2014 02:33
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Sir! Due to my overflowing Albertonite Pride, I request that we annex column 2, row 8. Why you ask? *ahem* Oh twoooo is the number of Ernest Manning's kiiiiids And eiiiight is the place in prime min-is-try he iiiiiiiis (of Alberta!) Under HIM his party abANdoned, social credit theeeeeeories And! PURGED anti SEEEEEEMitism: that social stigma of which! The party! Wa-a-a-s weeeeeeeeearied! HEY! Sing a song of Ernest Manning, sing it all the day, And Charge right in without any heed or numbers point'ng the way, Because we're Canadian, and not a foreign spy! No more suspicious than the next Canadian guy! On the advice of my teammates, I would also like to congratulate Canadian hockeyier Timothy Horton, for scoring a "double double" in last night's game. Bacter fucked around with this message at 02:36 on Jun 21, 2014 |
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Jun 21, 2014 02:34
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Bacter posted:Sir! Due to my overflowing Albertonite Pride, I request that we annex column 2, row 8. Upon further review, Column 2 Row 9 and Column 3 Row 9 are also mines. What am I up to now, 20? Edit: For clarity, here's what I've got on the map thus far. I think that's all I can get right now.  So that's 29 total out of 40. RickVoid fucked around with this message at 02:56 on Jun 21, 2014 |
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Jun 21, 2014 02:41
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Wait a minute there, you Greenlander spy! What's up with the bottom half of Column 9 on that map?
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Jun 21, 2014 03:14
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Sighence posted:Wait a minute there, you Greenlander spy! What's up with the bottom half of Column 9 on that map? Yeah, I screwed that up. Realized after I posted. The red circle in the middle of the bottom row needs to swap places with the blue circle above it. Not on my home Pc right now though.
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Jun 21, 2014 03:18
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RickVoid posted:Upon further review, Column 2 Row 9 and Column 3 Row 9 are also mines. Sir, I'll help out as best as I can, and i'll even EXPLAIN my reasoning. Maybe that'll help us get somewhere. For example, that line of 2s, the three of them all together in a row on the third row? Well the one's on the left and right are touching a mine each, but the center one isn't in contact with any mines! There are three squares above that suspicious 2, and we know that two out of these three squares are mined... But it can't be the two on the left or the two on the right, because that would make the 2s on either side of that block in contact with THREE mines. Ergo, the mines must be divided equally on the right and left side, with the center block right above the center 2 free to click. Bury me with my tags if I'm wrong. Neige fucked around with this message at 03:21 on Jun 21, 2014 |
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Jun 21, 2014 03:19
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Dr. Snark posted:Sir! Based on my incredibly complex and in-depth analysis, I have concluded that there are mines at the following locations:   Impressive, Cpl. Dr. Snark. Ensign_Ricky posted:Sir, Canadian Naval Command has reason to believe that Row 1, Column 4 should be safe, sir!   Ha ha ha! Well, now, isn't that just like the Navy? But seriously, those folks are direly underfunded--even by our standards! Someone get a clean up. Tell the Navy we got one of their people in a body bag. Tell'em they ruined a lot of our soldier's hard work. 
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Jun 21, 2014 03:41
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Neige posted:Sir, I'll help out as best as I can, and i'll even EXPLAIN my reasoning. Maybe that'll help us get somewhere. Your logic seems sound, but perhaps we could wait for an updated map first? Just to see if anything helpful is revealed. Edit: fffffffffff... Bloody seamen. Lower left and upper right corners. Sigh. RickVoid fucked around with this message at 03:44 on Jun 21, 2014 |
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Jun 21, 2014 03:41
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RickVoid posted:Your logic seems sound, but perhaps we could wait for an updated map first? Just to see if anything helpful is revealed.
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Jun 21, 2014 03:42
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Now that we have a clear board, punch that smug loving smiley face to teach him that he's not safe. Sir.
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Jun 21, 2014 03:50
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Center tile of the bottommost row, sir!
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Jun 21, 2014 03:51
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Sir, requesting standard Lemming Squadron deployment to the four corners, sir!
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Jun 21, 2014 03:53
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Sighence posted:Sir, requesting standard Lemming Squadron deployment to the four corners, sir! I'll take the top right!
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Jun 21, 2014 03:57
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Sir, I feel that at times like these it is best to jump in at random! Nothing ventured, nothing gained! Requesting deployment to column 8, row 12.
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Jun 21, 2014 04:00
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Sir, we're taught to surround the enemy whenever possible while leaving an avenue of escape in case things get ornery. I'm looking at the second square from the top right, the second square from the top left, the second square from the bottom right, and the second square from the bottom left in no particular order, sir!
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Jun 21, 2014 04:04
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RickVoid posted:Edit: fffffffffff...   Looks good. Keep it up.GSD posted:Center tile of the bottommost row, sir! You realize that there are two "centre tiles" on this grid, right? Sighence posted:Sir, requesting standard Lemming Squadron deployment to the four corners, sir! Gamerofthegame posted:I'll take the top right! Yeah, that's it. By the numbers, people. Bombogenesis posted:Sir, I feel that at times like these it is best to jump in at random! Nothing ventured, nothing gained! Requesting deployment to column 8, row 12.  I don't know that I support your methods, Pvt. Bombogenesis, but you're getting results--little as they are.GNU Order posted:Now that we have a clear board, punch that smug loving smiley face to teach him that he's not safe.  You leave that poor smiley alone!
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Jun 21, 2014 04:06
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Sir, a recommendation! Maybe some sort of easy-overlay to make reporting positions easier by marking the X and Y axis with numbers. PS, two from the top, three right.
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Jun 21, 2014 04:17
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Gamerofthegame posted:Sir, a recommendation! Maybe some sort of easy-overlay to make reporting positions easier by marking the X and Y axis with numbers. That would be convenient, wouldn't it? But this is the Canadian Military. We don't get to have "convenient". We get to have whatever our cheap-rear end government deems we get to have. And we get this training simulator. PS, what about "two from the top, three right?" You gonna plant a flag there or start jumping up and down on it? Think hard.
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Jun 21, 2014 04:26
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Sir, Private Ricky thinks that it should be safe to check Row 6, Column 1. Just in case, the rest of the Viscera Cleanup Squad will remain on standby for his terrible and bloody demise. Related note, where do you want the kidneys?
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Jun 21, 2014 04:37
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Sir, going by a grid where the columns are letters, the rows are numbers, and the top left corner is A1, there are mines on locations C2, D6, C10, D10, E10, C14, C15, D14, C7, and M14, sir.
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Jun 21, 2014 04:49
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Sir! Airman requesting permission to paradrop to Row 8, Column 11!
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Jun 21, 2014 04:54
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Bobbin Threadbare posted:Sir, going by a grid where the columns are letters, the rows are numbers, and the top left corner is A1, there are mines on locations C2, D6, C10, D10, E10, C14, C15, D14, C7, and M14, sir. Requesting permission to follow-up with redeployment to C1, sir!
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Jun 21, 2014 04:56
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Sir, I am going to go into J5 and start a little garden. We need the carrots to help our vision in spotting mines.
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Jun 21, 2014 04:58
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Oh no! There are lost puppies on each of the four middle tiles! I'm going to save them, SIR!
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Jun 21, 2014 05:04
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SIR! I'm going to jump really hard on the top center tile of the right most side.
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Jun 21, 2014 05:07
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Sir! Request permission to obliterate H6, Sir!
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See that 4, sir? Now see the 1 below it? I'm gonna drop kick the tile 2 to the right of that 1 sir!
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