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SIR IN TIME HONORED TRADITION OF THE CANADIAN MILITARY I HIGHLY SUGGEST THAT WE DRAW A GIANT PENIS ON THE MAP SIR e - if that's not a way to start off a new page I don't know what is.
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Sir, since the grid is now 30 squares across I wish to recommend we switch to lettering the rows instead of the columns, sir.
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Jun 22, 2014 01:56
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The four corners are a trap. I'll inspect the four midpoints of the four corners!
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Jun 22, 2014 02:02
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Bobbin Threadbare posted:Sir, since the grid is now 30 squares across I wish to recommend we switch to lettering the rows instead of the columns, sir. No, it's fine. Just use A-O in the English Alphabet and then A-O in the french alphabet  Mais il n'y a aucun diff-SILENCE, COUILLON! Quoi? Dirons A-Anglais-1?No no it's just in the accent, right? A-1 isn't the same as Ah-Un. C'est du texte alors...Qu'est-ce que ca veut dire, Jean-Guy? Rien, rien. Continuez.Alright, commander, I volunteer Jean-Guy here to test Hache-douze
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Jun 22, 2014 02:09
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X7, sir! I have a terrible feeling about it but my god I JUST HAVE TO.
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Jun 22, 2014 02:16
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Sir, I don't know what spaces to investigate, I don't even know why we're here anymore. ...I'm so scared, Sir.
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Jun 22, 2014 05:26
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Bobbin Threadbare posted:Sir, since the grid is now 30 squares across I wish to recommend we switch to lettering the rows instead of the columns, sir.  Excellent plan, Cpl. Bobbin Threadbare. We'll implement this strategy. I don't care if that screws up a lot of your plans. It's gonna be funny to see you all blow up regardless.Tobias Grant posted:Volunteering to go to the Four Corners, Sir.   I keep tellin' you, can't always trust the Four Corners method. Sometimes you've got to be unorthodox.ANIME MONSTROSITY posted:I'm a tough motherucker who doesn't play by your rules... mr. Apone. I27.   The gently caress did you just call me? Get on that grid. Get on that grid, private, before I send your rear end back to basic! unwantedplatypus posted:The four corners are a trap. I'll inspect the four midpoints of the four corners!  Heh heh heh, don't worry, I've got plenty more Maple Hearts.Skippy Granola posted:Alright, commander, I volunteer Jean-Guy here to test Hache-douze We're goin' with the revised grid, so head out to the altered coordinates.  Jean-Guy has a point, though. Bombogenesis posted:X7, sir! I have a terrible feeling about it but my god I JUST HAVE TO.  There's no X under the revised grid, so I'm just gonna roll you over and keep counting letters till you get there. I'm sure you'll be fine. Nothin' to it.Herb Stencil posted:Sir, I don't know what spaces to investigate, I don't even know why we're here anymore.  Harden up, soldier. Your place is not to question. This is all for the glory of the Deathless Throne of the Canadian Government. If it'll make you feel better, watch some of these old inspirational propaganda films: Yeah, that brings me back.
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Jun 22, 2014 07:14
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SIR! Reporting for Duty, SIR! My deployment orders put me in J5, SIR!
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Jun 22, 2014 07:17
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Private Lego reporting for duty. I'll take the top right corner, sir!
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Jun 22, 2014 07:18
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 Sgt. Apone, what the unholy gently caress am I doing here on the front lines? Beats the poo poo out me, but we're happy to have ya here General crow, sir. No seriously, who did I piss off to end up here? Did I get Edge of Tomorrow'd without realizing it? Well, since you're here anyway, sir, my men could use the some... uh.. moral support. Seems they're gettin a little chickenshit, sir. Okay, where are they? Why they're just out there in that field, sir. Alright, let's see here... Wait what's that sign say? Does that say G20? Sgt. Apone! SGT. APONE?! Am I on the goddamn minefield? Aaaaaah! Enjoy the shrapnel shower, ya dumb motherfucker... sir.
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Jun 22, 2014 07:40
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I say the middle of each edge sound like safe areas. Or not. Whichever the zombie will get to it!
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Jun 22, 2014 08:09
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I'll take any one space at random, sir! For the deathless throne of the Canadian government, sir! I admit I'm not nearly so trained for mines as cats.
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Jun 22, 2014 08:13
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I20 Sir! I have a good feeling about this spot. I will go there now, and use big ol' stompy boots to search for mines!
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Jun 22, 2014 08:14
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We are wasting precious resources. Instead of sending mooks to randomly chosen locations, we must discover the underlying pattern that's bound to rise from one of minefields. Tread carefully and make notes of what works - for example, the technique of jump in place simply doesn't cut it even in the eyes of the Sergeant, it is just a way to tie up our precious Canadian resources. I'm also suspicious of the smug bastard on top of the minefield: why can't we just throw our dice, test our luck and deal with him in a way that does not interrupt the flow of resources into our training. The minefield has no place for drones and parasites!
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Jun 22, 2014 08:23
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C4 is still a threatening tile as far as I am concerned, sir! I am checking it out, sir!
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Jun 22, 2014 08:27
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GSD posted:C4 is still a threatening tile as far as I am concerned, sir! I am checking it out, sir! I've got a bag for you... just never mind the strange... plastique.. smell.
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Jun 22, 2014 09:01
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I trust your intuition, sarge. Pick a square and send me there.
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Jun 22, 2014 11:34
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Request permission to investigate row 6, column 2, sir!
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Jun 22, 2014 11:48
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I'm feeling lucky, sir - give me the Four Corners! Surely it's bound to work sooner or later!
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Jun 22, 2014 11:49
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I suspect there's buried treasure in g16 sir! I'm going to dig there!
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Jun 22, 2014 12:07
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Sir, I have a good feeling about this one. A1, A2, A3, B2, C2, D2, E2. Sir! Sir, it's a penis Sir!
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Jun 22, 2014 18:16
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Ello mate, I mean, sir, mate, sir. I'm one of those trans-fers from Australia I am! Do the one to the right a' that 2 I say and if we run into any a' them mines, don't worry, just smear a lil' vegimite on it and she'll be right! I wouldn't do thay meself, of course, they make a darn good rugby ball they do, and the minefield's a good place to play on, it's just like back home it is!
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Jun 22, 2014 19:03
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Sir, Australians are not to be trusted. He could be a kangaroo for all we know!
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Jun 22, 2014 19:09
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Why that's slander it is! I work for the government I do, and just give me five minutes and I'll just phone me old pal murdoch and you'll be on fox news you will!
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Jun 22, 2014 19:11
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Fox News is illegal in Canada. 
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Jun 22, 2014 19:23
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Yeah, but the yanks don't know that, and they're the ones with all those there tankerydoos and them lawyers with the corp-ret tec-no-calities, they are!
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Jun 22, 2014 19:25
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Sir, the spot is calling for me! I can feel it! 5-17!
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Jun 22, 2014 20:28
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Transfer from the Welsh Marines, SIR! Requesting firstly to congratulate you on this excellent training exercise SIR! Also to recce D-14 SIR!
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Jun 22, 2014 20:56
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Ah, yes, the expert grid. I've taken real teams out to minefields, fully trained squads under capable leadership, where one unified strategy takes things nice and slow, and usually you can solve the field with minimal guesswork. But not expert. It doesn't matter how smart you are. It doesn't matter how capable your men are. Eventually, you encounter an uncertainty. And you have to guess. I've lost so many men to the expert grid. And you're taking rookies out here?! Outsmarting cats takes an entirely different skillset than outsmarting that smiley, and just because these men were able to take all the cheese doesn't mean they can withstand 99 mines! It's suicide! And I'm walking out there myself. I'm tired of all this
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Jun 22, 2014 22:29
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If you number all the squares starting from the upper left corner it should be safe to hit all the prime numbers.
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Jun 22, 2014 23:13
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berryjon posted:SIR! Reporting for Duty, SIR! legoman727 posted:Private Lego reporting for duty. I'll take the top right corner, sir!  More recruits! Glorious. nine-gear crow posted:
 That does sound like something I'd say. I'll consider this canon. Alright, let's see if you're lucky today! No, eh? That's a cryin' shame.InfinityComplex posted:I say the middle of each edge sound like safe areas. Or not. Whichever the zombie will get to it! You've already been blown to pieces. I thought I made it clear the living dead weren't welcome here. You've got nothing left to offer me--uh, the Canadian Government.  Oh come on! Now you're just messin' up the drat grid! Someone clean this mess up!Night10194 posted:I'll take any one space at random, sir! For the deathless throne of the Canadian government, sir!  Pour les Immortelles Trône! Mai l'éternelle légions drat la vie ! Teddles posted:I trust your intuition, sarge. Pick a square and send me there. Shinarato posted:I20 Sir! I have a good feeling about this spot. I will go there now, and use big ol' stompy boots to search for mines! GSD posted:C4 is still a threatening tile as far as I am concerned, sir! I am checking it out, sir! Mmmhmm. Badasses!Arelon posted:Request permission to investigate row 6, column 2, sir!  Hahahahaaa! That's right, keep it up! Remember: this is for your country!inflatablefish posted:I'm feeling lucky, sir - give me the Four Corners! Surely it's bound to work sooner or later! Baron O Beefdip posted:I suspect there's buried treasure in g16 sir! I'm going to dig there!   The Government appreciates your service.Camoes posted:Sir, I have a good feeling about this one. A1, A2, A3, B2, C2, D2, E2. Sir! NewMars posted:Ello mate, I mean, sir, mate, sir. I'm one of those trans-fers from Australia I am!  I don't understand a word you just said, soldier. Are you from Newfoundland?Gamerofthegame posted:Sir, the spot is calling for me! I can feel it! 5-17! Alright--JamieTheD posted:Transfer from the Welsh Marines, SIR! Requesting firstly to congratulate you on this excellent training exercise SIR! Also to recce D-14 SIR!  Haha, we'll take the blood of the Welsh, it doesn't matter. Blood is blood! It's a fresh grid. Let's keep it up, soldiers!
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Jun 22, 2014 23:30
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Punch right below the smilie face, sir.
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Jun 22, 2014 23:35
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Sir! I think a mine on A3 is being shockingly impolite. Investigating the area and telling him off now sir!
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Jun 22, 2014 23:45
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Blind Sally posted:
Oh, Linda, I'll miss you! Right, Hillary, you're up next, ol' girl, go to E10! ...What's that, sir? Oh, Welsh Marines have to give their all, Sir! In this particular case, means my exes, sir! Aren't they beautiful, Sir!
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Jun 22, 2014 23:52
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Moving to take point on D12, sir!
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Jun 23, 2014 00:01
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What's wrong with your eyes, sir?
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Jun 23, 2014 00:10
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Hey! Hey! Deserting American right here! D6! I figured you'd be happy to let me blow up! I even bolded the important bit so you wouldn't skip my last post! But it didn't work!
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Jun 23, 2014 00:10
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Sir! New deployment to B17, Sir!
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My gut instinct tells me that B6 is a safe place, Sir. If something happens to me feel free to make a comment about how my guts went flying everywhere, sir.
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