ROBOT apreciation station

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Office Thug: Jan 17, 2008; Luke Cage just shut you down!

beep BOOP robots styealing the work

robot police

robots controlling youre very souls.....

but robots can love 2 (too) [746f6f]

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:megaman:

ROBOT FAQ :bubblewoop:

Q can I hide from the robots?
A no they are already inside you.

Q can I dissent from the robots?
A your opinion will be processed in due time, meetsack

Q can i gently caress a robot?
A yes and it is 94.2452% more pleasureable but good luck getting in a robots pants, beta scum

Q how do i pleasure a robot?
A you dont. you are inferior. submit your flesh, human being

Do you like robots? Robots are pretty cool imo

# ? Jun 19, 2014 23:01

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 20:07

Shithouse Dave: Aug 5, 2007; each post manufactured to the highest specifications

This is the thread for me. I feel at home here.

# ? Jun 19, 2014 23:03

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
(and can't post for 4 years!)

will they ever invent a robot that can pleasure my butthole with startling efficiency?

# ? Jun 19, 2014 23:03

Katamari Democracy: Jan 19, 2010; Guess what!
Guess what this is?
A Post, Just for you!; Wedge Regret

robots will take over LP

# ? Jun 19, 2014 23:04

Putty: Mar 21, 2013; HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGSVYgcy24Q

# ? Jun 19, 2014 23:04

Dexters Secret: Jun 19, 2014

skeletons are so old hat now! :roboluv:

# ? Jun 19, 2014 23:07

flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

robots do surgery. i make robosurgery.

i am a robotech.

# ? Jun 19, 2014 23:08

Momplestiltskin: Jan 15, 2014; Got any extra firstborns?

i wish i had a baby robot

# ? Jun 19, 2014 23:08

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

Have we made any progress on Artificial Intelligence at all yet

like any god drat thing

# ? Jun 19, 2014 23:11

Ignoarints: Nov 26, 2010

Zzulu posted:

Have we made any progress on Artificial Intelligence at all yet

like any god drat thing

Yes. google it . turns out its hard, but its just going to suddenly exist

# ? Jun 19, 2014 23:12

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

im really disappointed in the sciencemen

how hard can it be to invent intelligence

# ? Jun 19, 2014 23:14

Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

im a gay robot

# ? Jun 19, 2014 23:15

Putty: Mar 21, 2013; HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Momplestiltskin posted:

i wish i had a baby robot

this is a bad idea

if you stop looking at it for one second it poops everywhere and dies

# ? Jun 19, 2014 23:15

Three-Phase: Aug 5, 2006; by zen death robot

Who makes better robots ABB or KUKA?

I like to spend way too much money so I prefer ABB.

# ? Jun 19, 2014 23:16

EMILY BLUNTS: Jan 1, 2005

# ? Jun 19, 2014 23:16

Subliminal Sauce: Apr 6, 2010; Spreading freedom and spreading it thick; that's just a thing us right-wing nutjobs do!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeerjrFjgT8

# ? Jun 19, 2014 23:19

Three-Phase: Aug 5, 2006; by zen death robot

EMILY BLUNTS posted:

That movie is batshit incredible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yBnl_krN_U

"May ah kaam en?"

Three-Phase fucked around with this message at 23:25 on Jun 19, 2014

# ? Jun 19, 2014 23:22

Dexters Secret: Jun 19, 2014

EMILY BLUNTS posted:

johnny gat?

# ? Jun 19, 2014 23:24

Smoking Crow: Feb 14, 2012; *laughs at u*

do u have stairs in ur house, op

# ? Jun 19, 2014 23:25

EMILY BLUNTS: Jan 1, 2005

Dexters Secret posted:

johnny gat?

hmm I do see the resemblance, but this is from Endhiran, a good cheesy bollywood action movie

# ? Jun 19, 2014 23:34

Jesus Christ: Jun 1, 2000; mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

when a robot has a wet dream does it expel oil or hydraulic fluid?

# ? Jun 20, 2014 00:48

Office Thug: Jan 17, 2008; Luke Cage just shut you down!

Jesus Christ posted:

when a robot has a wet dream does it expel oil or hydraulic fluid?

a mixture of both + antifreeze. robot excrements are naturally very efficient

# ? Jun 20, 2014 07:02

mags: May 30, 2008; I am a congenital optimist.

can i get a robot with anime eyes?

# ? Jun 20, 2014 07:09

The Droid: Jun 11, 2012

Dexters Secret posted:

skeletons are so old hat now!

what about robot skeletons

# ? Jun 20, 2014 07:11

Vince MechMahon: Jan 1, 2008

Dexters Secret posted:

skeletons are so old hat now!

Skeletons are lazy welfare queens, Robots are hard working Americans.

# ? Jun 20, 2014 07:14

EMILY BLUNTS: Jan 1, 2005

# ? Jun 20, 2014 07:26

GelatinSkeleton: May 31, 2013

robots are gay op, also they suck

# ? Jun 20, 2014 07:29

GelatinSkeleton: May 31, 2013

roobts are controlling my gay life and its hosed up

# ? Jun 20, 2014 07:30

Office Thug: Jan 17, 2008; Luke Cage just shut you down!

GelatinSkeleton posted:

roobts are controlling my gay life and its hosed up

i feel you

# ? Jun 20, 2014 07:31

Secks Cauldron: Aug 26, 2006; I thought they closed that place down!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1BdQcJ2ZYY

# ? Jun 20, 2014 07:32

Fireless Phoenix: May 4, 2012; by Lowtax

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

will they ever invent a robot that can pleasure my butthole with startling efficiency?

google "buttfucking machines". you have been warned.

# ? Jun 20, 2014 07:33

Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Jun 20, 2014 07:42

flerp: Feb 25, 2014

Can I join the robot overlords and near the end the good guys kill me for betraying them?

# ? Jun 20, 2014 08:39

Sophy Wackles: Dec 17, 2000; > access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.

Let's program some ROBOT software. I'll start:

code:

int main()
{
     try{
          HelpHumans();
     }
     catch (...)
     {
          DestroyHumans();
     }
     return 0;
}

# ? Jun 20, 2014 09:04

Al Borland: Oct 29, 2006; by XyloJW

Pawn 17 posted:

Let's program some ROBOT software. I'll start:

code:

int main()
{
     try{
          HelpHumans();
     }
     catch (...)
     {
          DestroyHumans();
     }
     return 0;
}

uhhhhhmmm

sure let me add to it

code:

int HelpHumans()
{
     if isHuman = 1;
        {
         destroy = 1;
         return destroy;
        }
     else
        {
         destroy = 0;
         return destroy;
        }
       printf("I should not be here\n");
       skeletons = 1;
       printf("2Spooky4Me\n");
       return skeletons;
}

Al Borland fucked around with this message at 09:25 on Jun 20, 2014

# ? Jun 20, 2014 09:20

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Do I need insurance?

# ? Jun 20, 2014 10:20

Ork of Fiction: Jul 22, 2013

Zzulu posted:

Have we made any progress on Artificial Intelligence at all yet

like any god drat thing

A chat bot passed the Turing Test about 10 days ago.

So there's that.

# ? Jun 20, 2014 10:46

Al Borland: Oct 29, 2006; by XyloJW

Ork of Fiction posted:

A chat bot passed the Turing Test about 10 days ago.

So there's that.

That test was designed by people who can barely socialize with normal human beings though.

# ? Jun 20, 2014 10:51

Police Automaton: Mar 17, 2009; "You are standing in a thread. Someone has made an insightful post."
LOOK AT insightful post
"It's a pretty good post."
HATE post
"I don't understand"
SHIT ON post
"You shit on the post. Why."

Ork of Fiction posted:

A chat bot passed the Turing Test about 10 days ago.

So there's that.

that was the biggest load of bull in a long time

# ? Jun 20, 2014 10:52

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 20:07

Moola: Aug 16, 2006

EMILY BLUNTS posted:

*transforms into 50ft dick*

*begins raping everything in sight*

# ? Jun 20, 2014 11:11

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