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hello friends, as you know from my postings i am quite the "ladies man" and have sex all the time. this time is slightly different though because the girl im meeting (to possibly have sex with) is  AMERICAN i have only had sex with an american girl once before but it doesnt really count because she was really fat and from boston so everything besides the aforementioned info has been erased from my mind by my personal hypnotist so my q to gbs is: what advice can you give a 6'2" 177 pound uncut/unwashed euro?
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Jun 20, 2014 14:52
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double bag it
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Jun 20, 2014 14:53
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Stick your cock in her.
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Jun 20, 2014 14:54
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newreply.php posted:hello friends, as you know from my postings i am quite the "ladies man" and have sex all the time. Put it in, take it out, OP
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Jun 20, 2014 14:54
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american girls love it if you just wip your dick out and bounce ot off their tits, just outta nowhere
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Jun 20, 2014 14:54
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Have her stick her cock in you.
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Jun 20, 2014 14:54
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US Flag condoms.
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Jun 20, 2014 14:54
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gently caress as hard and as fast as possible while screaming at the top of your lungs. american girls like to be reminded of their fathers when they gently caress.
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Jun 20, 2014 14:55
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im actually not looking for sex tips in general, friends, i mean like tips to have sex with americans will she mind if i take a lil' detour to the butthole when im going down on her? i guess she won't but i'd rather ask and know for sure
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Jun 20, 2014 14:55
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whats his name, OP?
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Jun 20, 2014 14:56
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tell her you support our troops
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Jun 20, 2014 14:57
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newreply.php posted:im actually not looking for sex tips in general, friends, i mean like tips to have sex with americans dude just do it, if she says anything be like "it's the internationale"
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Jun 20, 2014 14:59
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Wash your gross wang. She's not Euro so she'll be grossed out by Euro Smegma.
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Jun 20, 2014 15:00
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Stick your cock in her cock.
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Jun 20, 2014 15:01
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Fat Ogre posted:Wash your gross wang. She's not Euro so she'll be grossed out by Euro Smegma. this seems quaint, a little kinky even, might give it a try
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Jun 20, 2014 15:02
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cum as hard as you possibly can into her vagina
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Jun 20, 2014 15:06
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newreply.php posted:hello friends, as you know from my postings i am quite the "ladies man" and have sex all the time. What kind of "yuro" are you specifically? This matters.
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Jun 20, 2014 15:08
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redshirt posted:US Flag condoms. also shout "benghazi" while you do her op
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Jun 20, 2014 15:12
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redshirt posted:What kind of "yuro" are you specifically? belgian, this should be an extra way to connect with her as we both have won a world cup match while playing badly and will probably not win any more e: oh actually we will, playing against s-korea next week
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Jun 20, 2014 15:14
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newreply.php posted:this seems quaint, a little kinky even, might give it a try SaltLick posted:cum as hard as you possibly can into her vagina  
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Jun 20, 2014 15:16
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You shouldn't be trying to adapt to her American way of sex you should be trying to make the sex as European as you can so she can tell all her friends about how exotic sex with European men is so spend like 15 minutes just smelling her mons & then have sex with her armpit.
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Jun 20, 2014 15:17
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haha gently caress, belgians are like disgusting french mongrels, don't have sex with anyone please, poor girl that said, if you are good at gently caress you will make her appreciate foreskin forever, but still, wash first
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Jun 20, 2014 15:19
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newreply.php posted:belgian, this should be an extra way to connect with her as we both have won a world cup match while playing badly and will probably not win any more she is american, she will be turned off if you mention soccer try talking about miller lite instead, when you start hooking up say 'it's miller time' then take out your dick
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Jun 20, 2014 15:20
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also you should take her hand and press it against your dick while saying 'penis, penis' like you're teaching hellen keller to blow rods because she's probably never seen an uncut dick before
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Jun 20, 2014 15:22
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when is the best time to mention the forums? on the way to her/my place, or right before sex? im p curious what her answer will be to "the stairs question"  if shes not a member how do i best explain the stuff that happened in november and that gbs is cool now?
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Jun 20, 2014 15:23
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Being Belgian isn't going to work, most american's won't know where or what that is. Just say you're from northern France.
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Jun 20, 2014 15:24
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newreply.php posted:when is the best time to mention the forums? on the way to her/my place, or right before sex? im p curious what her answer will be to "the stairs question" When you climax, jfc noob e: also agree you should not admit to being Belgian, no one has a good story about meeting a Belgian man
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Jun 20, 2014 15:24
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while you're loving, start lecturing her about her country's human rights violations, then as you finish go "hehhhhh" really loudly
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Jun 20, 2014 15:25
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Give her some waffles and a cigarette after the sexing. She'll tell all her friends how continental you are.
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Jun 20, 2014 15:26
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Arian_Samurai posted:Being Belgian isn't going to work, most american's won't know where or what that is. she's been living here for almost a year p sure she knows belgium is a thing WhenInRome posted:while you're loving, start lecturing her about her country's human rights violations, then as you finish go "hehhhhh" really loudly dammit blew that load yesterday. she's been here long enough to know that she really has no option but wholeheartedly agreeing though
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Jun 20, 2014 15:27
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if she says 'oh god' during sex stop and inform her you're an atheist
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Jun 20, 2014 15:27
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Fat Ogre posted:Give her some waffles and a cigarette after the sexing. this sounds good. i think i'll rinse out the ol' french press as well
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Jun 20, 2014 15:28
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newreply.php posted:she's been living here for almost a year p sure she knows belgium is a thing Well poo poo, never let her read up on what you assholes did to Africa.
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Jun 20, 2014 15:29
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how ubiquitous is manscaping in the states? will my large pubic mane scare her away? and if i do tend to my garden a bit, should i also include my butthole?
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Jun 20, 2014 15:41
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newreply.php posted:hello friends, as you know from my postings i am quite the "ladies man" and have sex all the time. US girls are all experienced in anal just put it in. Also make sure she sees your uncut dick first. newreply.php posted:how ubiquitous is manscaping in the states? will my large pubic mane scare her away? and if i do tend to my garden a bit, should i also include my butthole? Leave it uncut. The wilder the better. Tell her you're giving her the full euro sexperience.
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Jun 20, 2014 15:43
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newreply.php posted:how ubiquitous is manscaping in the states? will my large pubic mane scare her away? and if i do tend to my garden a bit, should i also include my butthole? American girls like it when guys shave their body hair into fun shapes. Stars, crescent moons, and hearts are very popular.
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Jun 20, 2014 15:44
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i never shave past/near my butthole for fear of cuts
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Jun 20, 2014 15:47
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Go the extra mile and make sure you have a few McDonald's Big Macs on standby so she can gorge herself after you dick her.
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Jun 20, 2014 15:47
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Soarer posted:Go the extra mile and make sure you have a few McDonald's Big Macs on standby so she can gorge herself while you dick her. ftfy
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Jun 20, 2014 15:48
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lol look at all you naive goons thinking this guy is having sex with a real person and not an American Girl doll
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