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Boner Medicine
Feb 1, 2014
i play vinyls at tremendous volume, but it's not necessarily good music

eat microwave popcorn

watch old bond movies and mystery science theater episodes

have a fire in my fire pit (probably not the best decision)

consider buying 1960's and 70's camera equipment on ebay

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Applecross WC.
Sep 13, 2004
Reverence and Disregard
Get into punch ons.

subhuman filth
Nov 1, 2006

post

sexy mouse
Sep 18, 2008

sexy eye~
sexy nose~
sexy mouse~
don't you know~

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
put fruit down my pants and pretend im a pirate

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Eat MacDonald's. I only ever get it when I am absolutely shitfaced after closing time and I get the cabbie to do the drive thru. I usually buy them a snack of their choice

Boner Medicine
Feb 1, 2014

mookface posted:

Eat MacDonald's. I only ever get it when I am absolutely shitfaced after closing time and I get the cabbie to do the drive thru. I usually buy them a snack of their choice

how do cabbies respond to that request? you on a coast? here i think they'd deny it

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

mookface posted:

Eat MacDonald's. I only ever get it when I am absolutely shitfaced after closing time and I get the cabbie to do the drive thru. I usually buy them a snack of their choice

That poo poo is loving embarassing man. Don't you know how to make a tuna loving sandwich or a grilled cheese? Taking a loving cab to a goddamn drive through...

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib
watch anime

ArchNemesis
Jun 27, 2007
College Slice
hold down a job

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
poo poo repeatedly

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Hobohemian posted:

That poo poo is loving embarassing man. Don't you know how to make a tuna loving sandwich or a grilled cheese? Taking a loving cab to a goddamn drive through...

How is that embarrassing you're loving wasted and its three AM and you're about to go home to get laid when the hell are you grilling a cheese?

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Boner Medicine posted:

how do cabbies respond to that request? you on a coast? here i think they'd deny it

Yeah half of them will smoke a joint with you too. Old east indian guys are chill

Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?
i play dota high and play as the easiest dude that i like and it is pretty fun

dude who gets mcdonalds: cook things before you smoke and then enjoy them more while you are high

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

i try to stay high 24/7 so life i guess

FaradayCage
May 2, 2010

This to the thisth power.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
the main ones that I can think of are freak dancing, and playing goldeneye

not that I do those all the time when I'm drunk, I just generally don't think to when I'm sober

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


run around the house screaming at no one while holding a gun

go to facebook.com

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

mookface posted:

How is that embarrassing you're loving wasted and its three AM and you're about to go home to get laid when the hell are you grilling a cheese?

Bitch if you can't even make a grilled cheese at 3am while drunk you'll never get your woman to suck that dick the real good way. That poo poo is reserved for a real man that can put food on the table.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
cleanse the terrestrial hinterlands of the unworthy

I. Am. D.R.U.N.K.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Hobohemian posted:

Bitch if you can't even make a grilled cheese at 3am while drunk you'll never get your woman to suck that dick the real good way. That poo poo is reserved for a real man that can put food on the table.

I don't make rational decisions when I'm drunk I once fell off a balcony and nearly died

FAGGY CLAUSE
Apr 9, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
have sex with fat people

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

mookface posted:

I don't make rational decisions when I'm drunk I once fell off a balcony and nearly died

did you at least teach those dumb bitches a lesson about ignoring you?

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

MOOBS! posted:

did you at least teach those dumb bitches a lesson about ignoring you?

It was my balcony :(

Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?

mookface posted:

It was my balcony :(

you could have at least landed on someone you didn't like

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Boner Medicine posted:

i play vinyls at tremendous volume, but it's not necessarily good music

I do this except not loving vinyls because even if I had that poo poo it would be too much work.

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Take 30 minute showers

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

Monstrous Dooklord posted:

Take 30 minute showers

good god get stoned and take a bath some time

poo poo is loving gold

the unabonger
Jun 21, 2009

MOOBS! posted:

i try to stay high 24/7 so life i guess

Momplestiltskin
Jan 15, 2014

Got any extra firstborns?

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


MOOBS! posted:

good god get stoned and take a bath some time

poo poo is loving gold

Why do that when you can fall half-asleep while water pours into your can of Anchor Lager?

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

Fartington Butts posted:

Why do that when you can fall half-asleep while water pours into your can of Anchor Lager?

honestly? i worry about slipping and whacking my head on the faucet

then the cops find me dead with beer and a bong in the bathroom and my parents find out and it just does not look good

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
feel good about the decisions I've made that brought me to this point

Bondage
Jun 9, 2008

by Ralp
trannies off of backpage

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
I only watch Eastbound & Down when I am extremely hosed up. Feels like I'm part of the show.

free Trapt CD
Aug 22, 2013

*~:coffeepal:~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings

*~:h:~*

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
feel good

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

FAGGY CLAUSE posted:

have sex with fat people

FAGGY CLAUSE posted:

have sex with fat people

Same here, i prefer op's mom.

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PlotDevice
Oct 10, 2007

*For the Ghost Who Flies Through Space

increasing rum consumption and not shutting the gently caress up

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