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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Y'know the cool thing about the Tigers bullpen? It's not the Angels bullpen.

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Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
Yo did they just say Morse had a dislocated hip? poo poo.

Craptacular!
Jul 9, 2001

Fuck the DH

Ammat The Ankh posted:

Yo did they just say Morse had a dislocated hip? poo poo.

I think they were talking about Cody Ross and his most recent trip to the DL. Which involved cracked hip bones and plates and screws and owwwww.

He's now looking at costing the D-Backs almost $10m a year for this season and next as a lefty platoon dude.

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!

Craptacular! posted:

I think they were talking about Cody Ross and his most recent trip to the DL. Which involved cracked hip bones and plates and screws and owwwww.

He's now looking at costing the D-Backs almost $10m a year for this season and next as a lefty platoon dude.

Okay, good, I was only half paying attention. Hope Morse is all right.

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
Jean Machi has an ERA+ 1141.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


good job by Cotts

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

YES DON PUT loving MAHOLM IN

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
Machi status: still good.

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的

Ammat The Ankh posted:

Machi status: still good.

Machi Status: still bailing Affeldt out.

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

Requisite lead off triple



God this guy loving blows

Mayveena
Dec 27, 2006

People keep vandalizing my ID photo; I've lodged a complaint with HR

Der Meister posted:

YES DON PUT loving MAHOLM IN

Either him or Perez. Those guys would help the team a lot more as bat boys.

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes
Don't panic, Panik

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
Oh poo poo new kid Panik out!

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


gently caress this ump

toe knee hand
Jun 20, 2012

HANSEN ON A BREAKAWAY

HONEY BADGER DON'T SCORE
conger's pitch framing :swoon:

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Goddamn, umps are stupid.

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes
Joe Panik gets on base in his first major league at bat :toot:

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
Joe Panik: good name, good takes.

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
He can take a walk! And Krukow, "he's gotta be disappointed with that." :lol:

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

the kid doesn't panic in his first ab, takes a walk

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
The frame job wasn't even that good, the ump just bought it really easily.

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes

The Pussy Boss posted:

the kid doesn't panic in his first ab, takes a walk

Yet, at the same time, he was Paniking, which is his natural state

Good Dog
Oct 16, 2008

Who threw this cat at me?
Clapping Larry

toe knee hand posted:

conger's pitch framing :swoon:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14q8lkJVl1A

Learned from the best.

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

get it? it's funny because his name sounds like the word "panic"

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes

The Pussy Boss posted:

get it? it's funny because his name sounds like the word "panic"

80 name tool

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Professional umpire holing a childish grudge against the teammates of the players who said mean things to him. :laffo:

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
Jesus how didn't the Giants score a single run after that?

Color Gray
Oct 10, 2005
BARF!

Ammat The Ankh posted:

Jesus how didn't the Giants score a single run after that?

They realized that the bases were loaded.

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的

Ammat The Ankh posted:

Jesus how didn't the Giants score a single run after that?

Bases loaded: Can't Walk Gotta Swing.

InnercityGriot
Dec 31, 2008
loving Dodgers relievers are the shittiest, come on. Call up Yimi Garcia and Paco Rodriguez, fire Maholm/Chris Perez into the sun. Also, Brandon League still sucks, I don't care what his ERA says.

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

The dodgers bullpen is so loving awful

Craptacular!
Jul 9, 2001

Fuck the DH

Ammat The Ankh posted:

Jesus how didn't the Giants score a single run after that?

Pablo Sandoval was facing a dude who had no idea where the ball was going to go. Guess.

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

Give Rojas a raise

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
drat how did the Rangers lose that?

Good Dog
Oct 16, 2008

Who threw this cat at me?
Clapping Larry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hiUuL5uTKc

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


of loving course

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
:sigh: Rangers

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

3 really nice innings from the 'pen to hold the lead, now, shut the door romo

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
Romo shaved his beard.

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Color Gray
Oct 10, 2005
BARF!
Blown save incoming.

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