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Jean Eric Burn
Nov 10, 2007

It's pretty cool. If you have never seen a boob or penis (your choice) jiggle around in real life, you can now have an authentic digital experience.

Jean Eric Burn fucked around with this message at 03:05 on Jun 22, 2014

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quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
60 faps per second??? boy you literally gonna bust a nut at this rate

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


it wont run at that frame rate on my computer, thats for sure

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
It makes me feel disoriented so I guess I can feel dizziness as well as shame

SunAndSpring
Dec 4, 2013
Well, at least something decent will be in 60 FPS. Lord knows the Xbone and PS4 won't ever break 30.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
whats porn ????

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
if i dont see balls jiggling in glorious 1080i , i loving lose it

Corey Plumper
Nov 22, 2008

:greencube:

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Oil Can Boyd posted:

it wont run at that frame rate on my computer, thats for sure

you should kill yourself, fatso

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

dad gay. so what posted:

you should kill yourself, fatso

Jim Rustler
May 16, 2014

by Ralp
what a waste I last about 20 frames

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i lost a hundred pounds last year man

King of Internet
Nov 16, 2013

High King Internet of Internet

SunAndSpring posted:

Well, at least something decent will be in 60 FPS. Lord knows the Xbone and PS4 won't ever break 30.

Lol drat epic burnage

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Oil Can Boyd posted:

i lost a hundred pounds last year man

100 pounds in cum from watching porn at 60 fps :gizz:

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


A misanthrope posted:

100 pounds in cum from watching porn at 60 fps :gizz:

thats exactly how i did it

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


thanks obama

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

can't wait to see herpes sores and syphilis pustules in HD 1080p at 60FPS on my 70inch screen, these are amazing times we live in ! :thumbsup:

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Don Tacorleone posted:

can't wait to see herpes sores and syphilis pustules in HD 1080p at 60FPS on my 70inch screen, these are amazing times we live in ! :thumbsup:

i think they use makeup :)

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Oil Can Boyd posted:

i think they use makeup :)

Well I can always enjoy the story then

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
I like watching porn and I cannot lie
you other fappers can't deny
that when a girl prolapses after 30 takes
and you get a good look at that gape
you cum buckets

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.
The human eye can only see 30fps this is bullshit to inflate porn prices.

Phraggah
Nov 11, 2011

A rocket fuel made of Doritos? Yeah, I could kind of see it.

Drad_Bert posted:

I like watching porn and I cannot lie
you other fappers can't deny
that when a girl prolapses after 30 takes
and you get a good look at that gape
you cum buckets

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010
Why is the file size only a little higher than 30fps porn?

Also start using better compression.

Sephiroth_IRA fucked around with this message at 01:34 on Jul 4, 2014

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

SirDan3k posted:

The human eye can only see 30fps this is bullshit to inflate porn prices.

But we have two eyes, and according to math 30 FPS x 2 eyes = 60

checkmate :smug:

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

That part in "The Next Episode" where they go "Smoke weed everyday."

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
holy poo poo who opened the time portal and let this thread through

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

Am I the only one developing a fetish for rear end pimples covered in foundation?

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010
wtf pays for porn? lol

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
big whoop call me when i can watch my german scat porn at the speed of light

http://newsoffice.mit.edu/2011/trillion-fps-camera-1213

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

Sephiroth_IRA posted:

wtf pays for porn? lol

idk but someone does. how do they afford all that rear end makeup

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Sgt Showtime
Jun 21, 2011

The Santa Clause of Satire;
The man with a hat on, from Manhattan,
(John Oliver)

Sephiroth_IRA posted:

wtf pays for porn? lol

the day all the old people die is the day porn goes out of business

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