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Business Octopus
Jun 27, 2005

Me IRL
i'm pretty sure most goons are on enough antidepressants and anti-hypertension meds that they don't even remember what it's like to get a full erection.


not me though. im gay.

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Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

lol this goon has so little sexual contact that the mere thought of it happening in the future fires him up

lol

bro why you gotta own me like that?....

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
but for real

If your dick is in a girls mouth and it is still flaccid at the point you might want to see a doctor

cause you might be gay

solovyov
Feb 23, 2006

LAWYER FIGHT
There are circumstances under which it is perfectly normal to take a flaccid dick in mouth (hey honey, it's intermission, want a blow job to sweet sounds of commentary about time of possession?). But first time sexual encounter with a new person? Like your partner has never seen your erect dick before such that its growth in their mouth would be revealing a surprise? That's pretty weird.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

a single heh posted:

bitches love the floppy d

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Moola posted:

but for real

If your dick is in a girls mouth and it is still flaccid at the point you might want to see a doctor

cause you might be gay

pretty dumb statement

after the first three orgasms and homegirl wants to ride a third time right away sometimes you need actual physical stimulation to start the engine up immediately

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
i give the tony danza slap with the ol floppy d

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

My girlfrined is so surprised when my floppy dick is in her mouth and starts to get big after I turn on Males sport locker room interviews!

the last signal...
Apr 16, 2009
in fact, my penis begins shrinking as soon as it enters a girl's mouth because even the silghtest whisper will cause me to ejaculate, and then i return to flaccidity

the last signal...
Apr 16, 2009
but then, no they are not that fascinated

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
my dick on hard 24/7 just in case somebody touch it. literally lmao if u dont pop a viagra an hour to keep a constant boner all day errday

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
i use my boner like a pogo stick and hop into dat pussy im the cock kangaroo boinfg boing boing b*tch *cucnks ur gf*

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Police Academy III
Nov 4, 2011

Bobby Brown posted:

i use my boner like a pogo stick and hop into dat pussy im the cock kangaroo boinfg boing boing b*tch *cucnks ur gf*

good post imo

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