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Attention non soccer watching Americans! TEAM USA - the best drat team in the whole wide world - plays someone in soccer tonight at 6PM EDT. I have no idea where you can watch it - figure it out. Since I can't watch it as I don't have TV and live in a yurt, please update this thread with thrilling results. Stuff like: "Wow, did you see that pass?" and "He really kicked the ball a long way" and "Oh I think they're going to shoot... oh, no."  USA! USA! USA! 
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Jun 22, 2014 16:42
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They'll probably lose and USA will forget about football for the next 4 years
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Jun 22, 2014 16:45
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 gently caress yes amerrica
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Jun 22, 2014 16:45
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speaking as a portuguese man, if we lose to the usa, i will be very sad
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Jun 22, 2014 16:47
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Help Im Alive posted:They'll probably lose and USA will forget about football for the next 4 years gently caress you Euro loser! What happened to your nation? Didn't qualify? Already out? USA has pretty good odds of getting out of the "GROUP OF DEATH". In fact, from careful reading of the Internet, I've learned the following: If the USA wins tonight, they advance to the next round. If they tie tonight, it's highly likely they'll go on to the next round, but might not. If they lose tonight (yeah, right!), they'd have to win another match to get to the next round. So, odds are in America's favor. As usual.
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Jun 22, 2014 16:49
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voted all options, btw
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Jun 22, 2014 16:51
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Even if the USA wins 10 world cups in a row, Americans will never care about the sport.  Americans don't appreciate cardio. That's why they're all fat and poo poo.
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Jun 22, 2014 16:53
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Matoi Ryuko posted:Even if the USA wins 10 world cups in a row, Americans will never care about the sport. I was all state in soccer and I don't care about soccer. But I do care about the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA and so I stand proud with my soccer ball kicking countrymen. And we're playing Portugal tonight? Anyone know any good bits to make fun of Portugal? "West Spain", for example?
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Jun 22, 2014 16:55
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Help Im Alive posted:They'll probably lose and USA will forget about football for the next 4 years I doubt the USA will forget about football. OTAs are going on and people are starting to talk about training camp. By the time the pre-season rolls around and college starts up, people will be pretty excited. Can Peyton get another ring? How will the new playoff system replacing the BCS work out? Football is a great sport and I don't think people in the LORD's own favorite country will stop caring about football.
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Jun 22, 2014 16:56
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there are more americans that care about soccer than there are portuguese ppl, just by account of population statistics. makes u think...redshirt posted:And we're playing Portugal tonight?  
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Jun 22, 2014 16:57
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So Portugal = Pedophiles. Makes sense. Kick their asses, USA.
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Jun 22, 2014 16:58
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redshirt posted:So Portugal = Pedophiles. no. portugal has to win, we must...
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Jun 22, 2014 17:00
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Fucker posted:no. portugal has to win, we must... Give it up. You lost 4 - NIL in your first match. You suck.
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Jun 22, 2014 17:01
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redshirt posted:Give it up. You lost 4 - NIL in your first match. You suck. insanely pathetic performance, i admit. but thats why we must strike back against the usa and prove more than ever that was just a bad day!
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Jun 22, 2014 17:02
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BigBoss posted:I doubt the USA will forget about football. OTAs are going on and people are starting to talk about training camp. By the time the pre-season rolls around and college starts up, people will be pretty excited. Can Peyton get another ring? How will the new playoff system replacing the BCS work out? Football is a great sport and I don't think people in the LORD's own favorite country will stop caring about football. I know the US has the MLS thing but I just assumed no one watched it
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Jun 22, 2014 17:03
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id rather watch esports
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Jun 22, 2014 17:03
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Fucker posted:there are more americans that care about soccer than there are portuguese ppl, just by account of population statistics. makes u think... America is like the size of 51 Portugals.
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Jun 22, 2014 17:07
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Matoi Ryuko posted:America is like the size of 51 Portugals. yeah, thats why its cool. if portugal wins there will be way more americans being mad at us than there will be us celebrating 
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Jun 22, 2014 17:07
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Fucker posted:yeah, thats why its cool. if portugal wins there will be way more americans being mad at us than there will be us celebrating Share with us more hosed up stuff about Portugal. When's the last war you won?
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Jun 22, 2014 17:08
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redshirt posted:Share with us more hosed up stuff about Portugal. the last war we had, world war 1 
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Jun 22, 2014 17:10
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good luck America try not to England it up
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Jun 22, 2014 17:11
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socker lege sockball
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Jun 22, 2014 17:12
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no hold on, we had wars against our colonies for their independence later than that and we lost those. back in the 70s
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Jun 22, 2014 17:13
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Back when Portugal was a major player, man did you gently caress it up with the "let's divide the Americas evenly" with Spain. You get Brazil, Spain gets everything else. Deal.
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Jun 22, 2014 17:17
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Germany>Portugal Germany=Ghana USA>Ghana Therefore, USA > Portugal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFwXmz1KGoQ
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Jun 22, 2014 18:13
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i hope you bury portugal
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Jun 22, 2014 18:15
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Watch out for Ronaldo he's a sneaky loving bastard. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFvZ389nsCE Shirley Crabtree fucked around with this message at 18:48 on Jun 22, 2014 |
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Jun 22, 2014 18:42
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Dred Cosmonaut posted:Germany>Portugal Solid logic. Also: USA! USA!
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Jun 22, 2014 19:09
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Poll sucks because it won't let me vote USA three times
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Jun 22, 2014 19:11
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Matoi Ryuko posted:Even if the USA wins 10 world cups in a row, Americans will never care about the sport. Nah, it's actually because soccer is boring as poo poo and Europeans have bad taste in activity.
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Jun 22, 2014 19:13
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OP passed up the opportunity to have the first letters of the poll spell out UFAG. A shameful display.
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Jun 22, 2014 19:15
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i'm goin to this game with a friend from chile. anything i should know?
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Jun 22, 2014 19:16
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The Kraken posted:i'm goin to this game with a friend from chile. anything i should know? Watch out for street urchins.
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Jun 22, 2014 19:19
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The Kraken posted:i'm goin to this game with a friend from chile. anything i should know? A bull can inseminate 300 cows from one single ejaculation.
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Jun 22, 2014 19:21
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soccer is good. alternative name: freedomball
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Jun 22, 2014 19:24
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yeah well instead of actually going to the game i'm going to a downtown dallas viewing party. christ im such a fuckin dumb american sometimes. im going to drink through it, much like how i drank to the decision to attend. they have really good restaurants down there though, entrees can be expensive but maybe i can get a mean cut of sea bass. yeaaaa
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Jun 22, 2014 19:28
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The Kraken posted:yeah well instead of actually going to the game i'm going to a downtown dallas viewing party. christ im such a fuckin dumb american sometimes. im going to drink through it, much like how i drank to the decision to attend. they have really good restaurants down there though, entrees can be expensive but maybe i can get a mean cut of sea bass. yeaaaa The game is in Brazil, bro. You might just make it from Dallas is you leave now.
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Jun 22, 2014 19:31
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will post back once we land e: redacted a period which changed the entire dynamic of this post Tom Sellout fucked around with this message at 19:35 on Jun 22, 2014 |
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Jun 22, 2014 19:33
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In America you can only watch this on Univision in spanish unless you have cable. Go America!
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Jun 22, 2014 19:46
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ChuckHead posted:In America you can only watch this on Univision in spanish unless you have cable. Go America! FREEDOM
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