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Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
there's like a million goddamn types and brands of toothpastes

this is very iomportant to me

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

dude you have to ask the dentist for a sample of each

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

GewuerzKahn
Jan 7, 2014

My opposable nipples are hurting me.
first

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

if you brush 3x a day and brush with a diff one each time then you'll know pretty quick also try each one both dry and with the toothbrush pre-moistened

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
ask a dental care professional to see if this product is for you

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

a hole-y ghost posted:

if you brush 3x a day and brush with a diff one each time then you'll know pretty quick also try each one both dry and with the toothbrush pre-moistened
I can't afford to buy every brand and variation of toothpaste in existence, I'm not Mr. Bill Gates

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Lowtax posted:

I can't afford to buy every brand and variation of toothpaste in existence, I'm not Mr. Bill Gates
get them from your dentist you'll be brushing for free for weeks

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


sensodyne

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Lowtax posted:

there's like a million goddamn types and brands of toothpastes

this is very iomportant to me

brushin' means nothing'
if you ain't flossin'

Chairman Wao
Mar 5, 2013

go star

a hole-y ghost posted:

if you brush 3x a day and brush with a diff one each time then you'll know pretty quick also try each one both dry and with the toothbrush pre-moistened

Dry? What kind of third world country is this?

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

SmokaDustbowl posted:

ask a dental care professional to see if this product is for you
yeah right, they're in the pockets of Big Colgate

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Anime Device posted:

brushin' means nothing'
if you ain't flossin'
I use a Waterpik :cool:

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Lowtax posted:

I use a Waterpik :cool:
um excuse me? you said you're not mr bill gates those things cost at least like 1,669.00 no?

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

free Trapt CD
Aug 22, 2013

*~:coffeepal:~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings

*~:h:~*
if you're like me 24 hour protect is best, but then i sleepeat so ymmv

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

a hole-y ghost posted:

um excuse me? you said you're not mr bill gates those things cost at least like 1,669.00 no?
heh.... jealous much???

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Lowtax posted:

heh.... jealous much???
yes :argh:

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business
Semen for certain. A+ care

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

Just do whatever tastes good.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

heh just kidding guys you'll save millions and your health by turning your back on Big Fluoride and brushing with #120 carborundum powder

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Hey Rich, for ultimate whitening power gargle with a 80% pure Hydrogen Peroxide solution.

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
use the ones thats really expensive because it must be the best

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Just do whatever tastes good.
Okay listen maybe you never learned anything about teeth and what they are and what they do, but I want those motherfuckers white as christmas pearls, drat the taste. I don't brush my teeth for the delicious flavors of a thanksgiving dinner, I brush them to sand them down to illustrious, bleached white nuggets

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

VendaGoat posted:

Hey Rich, for ultimate whitening power gargle with a 80% pure Hydrogen Peroxide solution.
white power? get out you racist gently caress

Coffee Wolf
Oct 12, 2007

Mmmmm Banana
Just don't brush. Really, what are teeth good for anyway?

H2SO4
Sep 11, 2001

put your money in a log cabin


Buglord
what kind of scrub isn't using a belt sander?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

a hole-y ghost posted:

white power? get out you racist gently caress

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Coffee Wolf posted:

Just don't brush. Really, what are teeth good for anyway?
you idiot, you need to keep your teeth white as possible so people won't think your skeleton is dirty

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Coffee Wolf posted:

Just don't brush. Really, what are teeth good for anyway?
what else are you gonna trade for sex favors from the old homeless lady with the human teeth necklace?? QED

Sk8ers4Christ
Mar 10, 2008

Lord, I ask you to watch over me as I pop an ollie off this 50-foot ramp. If I fail, I'll be seeing you.
Just let your teeth rot out of your mouth and get a pair of dentures. You'll never have to worry about toothpaste again

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
put it in your butt. the butt knows

TheEffect
Aug 12, 2013
The one with Arm and Hammer in it, only. No added flavors.

Adventure Pigeon
Nov 8, 2005

I am a master storyteller.
follow your heart

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I use a sprig of licorice root and some tarot pulp to reduce my carbon footprint and protect the ozone

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



yeah keep brushing your teeth you loving sheep flouride BREAKS DOWN enamel

awesome-express
Dec 30, 2008


"... a Chinese-language advertising campaign reassured customers that "Black Person Toothpaste is still Black Person Toothpaste"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darlie

:stare:

usb teledildonics
Oct 10, 2009

those who came before me
Mouth Health

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Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
I use the Aquafresh Extreme something or other. It hurts real good, so you know it's working.

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