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(1) Buy a variety of different brands (2) Squeeze contents up your butt (3) Report results in blog to inform consumers
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Go to your local Dillon's and start trying em' out, if anyone gives you crap ask them if they'd buy a new car without taking it for a test drive.
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Jun 22, 2014 19:48
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So many stupid brainwashed people. Baking Soda. It's all you need. There is fluoride in tap water unless you live in Portland OR. In which case you should considering moving.
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Jun 22, 2014 19:53
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My nana had me use boraxo whenever I said a naughty word or talked back.
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Jun 22, 2014 19:53
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Ok, real basic: find several birds of the ocine variety. release them under the purvey of an auspex, trained in the auguarian arts. Once the birds have flown he will provide you with Jupiter's answer.
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Jun 22, 2014 19:53
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the more sodium fluoride they contain the better they work and the more expensive they are unless we're talking some kind of fad hipster all-organic ones
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Jun 22, 2014 19:58
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had someone switch my regular with this on a joke... turned out, works pretty good... give it a shot
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Jun 22, 2014 20:01
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GewuerzKahn posted:first
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Jun 22, 2014 20:03
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I use this
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Jun 22, 2014 20:03
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Just the buy the ones with the greatest concentration of fluoride ions, Jesus!
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Jun 22, 2014 20:03
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srsly though ive heard sensodyne trust me I have very good hearing.
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Jun 22, 2014 20:05
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the best toothpaste is the one on sale when I need to buy toothpaste
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Jun 22, 2014 20:06
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also if you need sensodyne and you bursh your teeth regularly it's probably because you use a too hard toothbrush. buy a soft bristle. trust me i learned the hard way. #lifehacks
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Jun 22, 2014 20:07
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Ask a vet. No, not a dog doctor, that one guy from GiP, you know?
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Jun 22, 2014 20:08
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You want the one with triclosan in it, it's an antimicrobial that kills your whole mouth, it's great
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Jun 22, 2014 20:08
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:Just do whatever tastes good.
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Jun 22, 2014 20:14
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MLIOOBE posted:had someone switch my regular with this on a joke... turned out, works pretty good... give it a shot Yep, it's Prep H for the oral cavity and Polygrip for the rear end in a top hat and you'll be set to go!
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Jun 22, 2014 20:20
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i like the toothpaste with arm and hammer in it cause if it can keep the fridge fresh it can keep my mouth sort of ok also the logo is cool its like a strong arm and hammer, i feel this represents me
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Jun 22, 2014 20:23
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Drunk & Ugly posted:i like the toothpaste with arm and hammer in it cause if it can keep the fridge fresh it can keep my mouth sort of ok
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Jun 22, 2014 20:31
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I use Aim brand from the dollar store. It's certified by the ADA so it's fine.
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Jun 22, 2014 20:33
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i just use my toilet brush and i scrub irt onto my urinal cakwe first. then i brush my teef w/urinal cake paste i have a healthy blue smilenow. im theenvy of tge office. and women admire me everyewhere i go. im p important person qand i thank my toilet brushd
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Jun 22, 2014 20:35
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Drunk & Ugly posted:i like the toothpaste with arm and hammer in it cause if it can keep the fridge fresh it can keep my mouth sort of ok i use my irl arm and hammer. i smash my teeth outh w/the hammer in my arm then i use thre hammer to smash up food to chew it insrtead of teeth. saves lots of money on chewing related products
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Jun 22, 2014 20:39
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Bobby Brown posted:i just use my toilet brush and i scrub irt onto my urinal cakwe first. then i brush my teef w/urinal cake paste i have a healthy blue smilenow. im theenvy of tge office. and women admire me everyewhere i go. im p important person qand i thank my toilet brushd Bobby Brown posted:i jsut use my irl arm and hammer. i smash my teeth outh w/the hammer in my arm then i use thre hammer to smash up food to chew it insrtead of teeth. saves lots of money on chewing related products clearly contradictory. What else have you been lying to us about, Bobby Brown? 
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Jun 22, 2014 20:40
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a hole-y ghost posted:clearly contradictory. What else have you been lying to us about, Bobby Brown?
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Jun 22, 2014 20:42
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gonna get away from that man on the next turnip cart that rolls by, tell you what 
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Jun 22, 2014 20:42
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I work in a lab that does nothing but test toothpaste and toothpaste ingredients. I am the Hank Hill of this stuff and I can tell you that it really doesn't much matter which you choose.
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Jun 22, 2014 20:43
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i asked and 4 out of 5 dentists told me "eat a dick you fat human being" i think its an online only product though???
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Jun 22, 2014 20:43
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alleviate the need to find a quality paste by pulling out your teeth and just squirting whatever type of paste in your mouth
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Jun 22, 2014 20:44
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this aint no rocket scientist, buddy
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Jun 22, 2014 20:46
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Coconut oil whitens the gently caress out of your teeth.
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Jun 22, 2014 20:49
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the most expensive one
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Jun 22, 2014 20:50
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my religion bars me from dental hygeine. jesus is looking after my teeth 
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Jun 22, 2014 20:52
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clorox bleach has the best whitening power
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Jun 22, 2014 20:53
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Look for the seal of the American Dental Association. That means all of the claims made on the box have been proven in clinical trials.  If you notice it missing from the box, as is the case with Crest Optic White toothpastes, that means that the claims on the box have not been proven. I can't definitively tell you what the best toothpaste is, but if you look for the seal, you can't go wrong!
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Jun 22, 2014 20:54
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haunted bong posted:i asked and 4 out of 5 dentists told me "eat a dick you fat human being"
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Jun 22, 2014 20:56
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Go to the dollar store, buy one of everything, or get travel-sized tubes from Walmart/drugstore to try out. You don't have to be Bill Gates for that.
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Jun 22, 2014 22:27
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anything with baking soda in it b/c baking soda toothpaste is the bomb so arm n hammer b/c it's cheap and good and dont you want a big burly arm to brush your teeth w/ a hammer???
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Jun 22, 2014 22:30
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i get whatever package is green
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Jun 22, 2014 22:40
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It doesn't matter. Just floss every day and brush at least twice. Try to chew gum after meals. Toothpaste is an illusion. You can use a brush and water and do just as good a job.
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nutranurse posted:anything with baking soda in it b/c baking soda toothpaste is the bomb bleach is like 100x better than baking soda
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