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I use three different types. A whitening one daily, Colgate red gel before sex, and this a couple times a week.  /\ This is the best toothpaste for your teeth.
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Prescription toothpaste? The dickens you say. That poo poo had better help replace missing teeth. Baking soda works just fine & can be fun when you toss in a little cocaine.
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Jun 22, 2014 23:46
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I don't use toothpaste because flouride is government mind control
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Jun 22, 2014 23:52
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The Fuzzy Hulk posted:I use three different types. A whitening one daily, Colgate red gel before sex, and this a couple times a week. You have never had sex.
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Jun 22, 2014 23:55
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I use water and plain, generic, store-brand baking soda.
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Jun 22, 2014 23:56
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the one that four out of five dentists recommend viop
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Jun 22, 2014 23:57
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http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=sr_st_review-rank?keywords=toothpaste&qid=1403477969&rh=n%3A3760901%2Ck%3Atoothpaste&sort=review-rank this is toothpaste sorted by avg customer review on amazon.com youre welcome lowtax
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Jun 23, 2014 00:00
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the guy I used to get my weed from swore by tom's of maine but I didn't have the heart to tell him tom's got bought out by clorox bleach or some poo poo like six years ago anyway tom's does have some good flavors, my wife likes the fennel but I think it's pretty gross
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Jun 23, 2014 00:36
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Baking soda toothpaste like Arm and Hammer.
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Jun 23, 2014 00:56
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AIM original toothpaste. $1 for a big rear end tube and has tons of fake cinnamon flavor.
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Jun 23, 2014 01:21
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Overbite posted:I use this I was really hoping someone would post this. BE CAREFUL WITH THIS TOOTHPASTE. I poo poo you no it killed my tastebuds for over two weeks. After the first time I mysteriously lost taste (not smell!) I narrowed this stuff to the most likely culprit, Months later I tested it again and the same loving thing happened. My friends thought i was hilarious when I told them my ice cream cone tasted like cold butter. I read reviews of his stuff burning and leaving a white film of dead skin in people's mouths among other fun side effects
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Jun 23, 2014 01:21
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I suspect there was a chewing gum that kept one's teeth healthy enough that it would make dentists obsolete, but the inventor was killed in a freak accident and the formulae was lost forever. loving dentists. 
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Jun 23, 2014 01:24
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Gallow posted:I was really hoping someone would post this. BE CAREFUL WITH THIS TOOTHPASTE. I poo poo you no it killed my tastebuds for over two weeks. After the first time I mysteriously lost taste (not smell!) I narrowed this stuff to the most likely culprit, Months later I tested it again and the same loving thing happened. My friends thought i was hilarious when I told them my ice cream cone tasted like cold butter. im pretty sure this toothpaste explicitly warns on the box not to use it for more than a couple weeks. its for treating a diseased mouf and using it every day is retarded
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Jun 23, 2014 01:26
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have you guys ever seen a horse's teeth? they're pretty hosed up and scared me as a kid into brushing my teeth 
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Jun 23, 2014 01:36
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I just go by how many doctors out of 10 recommend it.
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Jun 23, 2014 01:44
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Gallow posted:I was really hoping someone would post this. BE CAREFUL WITH THIS TOOTHPASTE. I poo poo you no it killed my tastebuds for over two weeks. After the first time I mysteriously lost taste (not smell!) I narrowed this stuff to the most likely culprit, Months later I tested it again and the same loving thing happened. My friends thought i was hilarious when I told them my ice cream cone tasted like cold butter. I've been using this toothpaste for like five years and never had this problem, but holy poo poo you're not kidding, there's tons of reviews saying this. I guess I'm just really lucky. It works well for me, only had like one or two cavities in all that time.
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Jun 23, 2014 01:55
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Overbite posted:I use this I use this all the time, the directions are just normal toothpaste directions. It sounds like some people just have a bad reaction. Also protip: flossing does nothing to prevent cavities or reduce plaque but you should still do it because it helps with gingivitis and bad breath.
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Jun 23, 2014 02:16
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A misanthrope posted:have you guys ever seen a horse's teeth? they're pretty hosed up and scared me as a kid into brushing my teeth 
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Jun 23, 2014 02:22
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I've been eating a strict Paleo diet to balance out my humours so I can't use store bought toothpaste because people in the Paleolithic era didn't have Walgreens. I make my own paste, just mix one drachma of rock salt - a measure equal to one hundredth of an ounce - two drachmas of mint, one drachma of dried iris flower and 20 grains of pepper, all of them crushed and mixed together. Also I supplement with a deworming treatment to avoid tooth worm.
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Jun 23, 2014 02:32
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Trixie Hardcore posted:I've been eating a strict Paleo diet to balance out my humours so I can't use store bought toothpaste because people in the Paleolithic era didn't have Walgreens. I make my own paste, just mix one drachma of rock salt - a measure equal to one hundredth of an ounce - two drachmas of mint, one drachma of dried iris flower and 20 grains of pepper, all of them crushed and mixed together. Also I supplement with a deworming treatment to avoid tooth worm. i named my toothworm jimmuy he is my bedt friend. we gonna be friend forever . i love my friend jommy the toothworm
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Jun 23, 2014 02:36
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you are an idiot. under the paleo diet you dont have to brush your teeth that is how good of a diet it is unless you are a loving retard and are eating fruit like some kind of jungle orangutan, instead of a savanna dwelling homosapien who would VERY loving RARELY come across fruit really you should ONLY eat already dead animals you come across or gazelles you have caused to feint through endurance barefoot running
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Jun 23, 2014 02:37
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a hole-y ghost posted:f you don't brush your teeth ahorse will chomp your nuts   
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Jun 23, 2014 02:37
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THS posted:you are an idiot. under the paleo diet you dont have to brush your teeth that is how good of a diet it is okay lemme clear up some misconceptions here first ancient humans probably lived at the border between the svannah and the foerst meaning plenty of fruit for all second the animals dont feint they overheat which means they have to stop dead and wait whie they are easily killed off by the hunters animals cant dump heat as well as humans who are well adapeted to it through sweating animals only have their tongues cuz of all that hair and fur provint the paleo diet surpmee through evolution
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Jun 23, 2014 02:44
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THS posted:you are an idiot. under the paleo diet you dont have to brush your teeth that is how good of a diet it is is cum paleo? bc idk if i could go w/out cum so did cavemans eat cum 0r not??? well???
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Jun 23, 2014 02:44
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You're not supposed to use the best toothpaste, you're supposed to use one that's not terrible. Jesus christ, do you go into the grocery store and ask the clerk which apple is the best apple, because you deserve the best goddamned apple in the entire loving store? No, you grab like four that don't have any obvious bruises, and you move on with your life.
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Jun 23, 2014 02:46
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tons of cum
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Jun 23, 2014 02:46
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nomadologique posted:okay lemme clear up some misconceptions here first ancient humans probably lived at the border between the svannah and the foerst meaning plenty of fruit for all wow did you learn this in your 70s anthropology class, retard? read some gary taubes fuckface
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Jun 23, 2014 02:47
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Bobby Brown posted:is cum paleo? bc idk if i could go w/out cum so did cavemans eat cum 0r not??? well???  
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Jun 23, 2014 02:50
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Bobby Brown posted:is cum paleo? bc idk if i could go w/out cum so did cavemans eat cum 0r not??? well??? Cum is definitely paleo as long as the guy is eating paleo. I should know because I'm on a strict paleo diet of Savannah grasses, termites and semen. (source: my doctor)
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Jun 23, 2014 02:51
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Cum is definitely paleo as long as the guy is eating paleo. I should know because I'm on a strict paleo diet of Savannah grasses, termites and semen. (source: my doctor) u sure this isn't a trick by your doc to get you to eat his semen??
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Jun 23, 2014 02:53
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Trixie Hardcore posted:I've been eating a strict Paleo diet to balance out my humours so I can't use store bought toothpaste because people in the Paleolithic era didn't have Walgreens. I make my own paste, just mix one drachma of rock salt - a measure equal to one hundredth of an ounce - two drachmas of mint, one drachma of dried iris flower and 20 grains of pepper, all of them crushed and mixed together. Also I supplement with a deworming treatment to avoid tooth worm. Yo just get some rawhide chews they clean your teeth and have 0 carbs
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Jun 23, 2014 02:54
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THS posted:im pretty sure this toothpaste explicitly warns on the box not to use it for more than a couple weeks. its for treating a diseased mouf and using it every day is retarded My dentist was giving it out to everyone with no warnings and was surprised when I told him about my problem. I don't know if other people had issues but he switched to something else. I think by day five I was starting to have a problem and was really freaked out. I thought all my food had gone bad and starting throwing poo poo out until about the fourth or fifth different thing I tried. I think it was when I ate a handful of Nerds candy and I may as well have been eating little nuggets of drywall.
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Jun 23, 2014 02:54
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I Am A Robot posted:I use this all the time, the directions are just normal toothpaste directions. It sounds like some people just have a bad reaction. Hmmm, I don't see an ADA seal on that box.
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Jun 23, 2014 03:11
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A misanthrope posted:u sure this isn't a trick by your doc to get you to eat his semen?? Come on, I'm not a moron. I can tell the difference between paleo & non-paleo semen & my doctor is definitely not lying about eating paleo.
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Jun 23, 2014 03:18
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Cum is definitely paleo as long as the guy is eating paleo. I should know because I'm on a strict paleo diet of Savannah grasses, termites and semen. (source: my doctor) 
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Jun 23, 2014 03:23
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if you're on a paleo diet aren't you supposed to eat sabertooths and mammoths and poo poo? because that going to be a problem. those things are deadly and hard to hunt, you see.
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Jun 23, 2014 03:25
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a hole-y ghost posted:hmm if I just cannibalize a russian guy named semen is that also paleo?? If he ate paleo. It's not that complex you guys.
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Jun 23, 2014 03:26
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gently caress... the dynamics of cum eating and cannibalism are too complex. I think I'm gonna starve
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Jun 23, 2014 03:28
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cum quest: paleo edition
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The how doesn't matter, the answer is this: Back before toothpaste brands were a thing, people usually just used baking soda. Turns out toothpaste with baking soda in it works pretty good.
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