Pussy: Hairy or Shaved?

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	Hairy
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Cnut the Great: Mar 30, 2014

Benedick Cuckold posted:

"i don't understand the question"

--aatrek

Lowtax posted:

hahahahahaha oh I get that one too, you're referencing aatrek!!! lmao you guys got some original ace material here

now do Ralp, this is gonna be boss!!!

e: self-ownage snype

# ? Jun 26, 2014 06:09

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Vince MechMahon: Jan 1, 2008

OiledUpFatMan posted:

Absolutely 100% hairy. No trimming either. I like it when a women looks like a women. All the poo poo about it being "unclean" or "unfeminine" is just mind-numbingly stupid. And untrue.

That being said, totally shaved can be hot but I've never preferred it. Anything in between either style looks silly. Shapes are especially silly looking.

Barring some obscene or horrific deformity and/or poor overall health, no women needs to be "edit" her body to appear more beautiful or sexually attractive.

gently caress.

I don't like getting hair in my mouth.

E: I also like how vaginas look, and hair gets in the way of that.

# ? Jun 26, 2014 06:09

Eye of Widesauron: Mar 29, 2014

OiledUpFatMan posted:

Barring some obscene or horrific deformity and/or poor overall health, no women needs to be "edit" her body to appear more beautiful or sexually attractive.

gently caress.

Sometimes we do it because it makes it much more comfortable to run long distances, hike and other stuff

A woman "looks like a woman" whether her pussy's shaved or not and it's kinda creepy to have people with penises go on about how our pubic hair or lack thereof defines us as women hth

# ? Jun 26, 2014 06:11

macky2dope: Jun 11, 2012; meow _haha whoa!!

hairy or trimmed front, shaven undercarriage, waxed butthole

# ? Jun 26, 2014 06:17

Straker: Nov 10, 2005

OiledUpFatMan posted:

no women needs to be "edit" her body to appear more beautiful or sexually attractive.

well, they don't need to but they can, and like for example, one of my girlfriends has one of the most perfect pussies I've ever seen and if it were all covered in hair you wouldn't be able to see it, so how do you reconcile that with your opinion? is it easier to just assume all fat sweaty hairy beast-holes are beautiful underneath, and live in ignorance?

macky2dope posted:

hairy or trimmed front, shaven undercarriage, waxed butthole

ma'am you are close to supplanting anne whateley as best female sex poster, but I respectfully suggest that anything shaved would be better off waxed (I mean if you're going to wax your rear end in a top hat why not wax labia or scrotum or whatever too?)

# ? Jun 26, 2014 06:18

Flesh Forge: Jan 31, 2011; LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

You know that military airplane the HAIRIER well that is how people's junk ought to be, HAIRIER

# ? Jun 26, 2014 06:18

Fetus Tree: Feb 2, 2003; Can't post for 2 years!

OiledUpFatMan posted:

Absolutely 100% hairy. No trimming either. I like it when a women looks like a women. All the poo poo about it being "unclean" or "unfeminine" is just mind-numbingly stupid. And untrue.

That being said, totally shaved can be hot but I've never preferred it. Anything in between either style looks silly. Shapes are especially silly looking.

Barring some obscene or horrific deformity and/or poor overall health, no women needs to be "edit" her body to appear more beautiful or sexually attractive.

gently caress.

idk i think theres more to a woman than her vagina so if it has hair or not usually i think most attractive women look like women

pls note i dont mean personality, i was referring to hips, rear end, legs, and tits

# ? Jun 26, 2014 06:22

macky2dope: Jun 11, 2012; meow _haha whoa!!

Straker posted:

well, they don't need to but they can, and like for example, one of my girlfriends has one of the most perfect pussies I've ever seen and if it were all covered in hair you wouldn't be able to see it, so how do you reconcile that with your opinion? is it easier to just assume all fat sweaty hairy beast-holes are beautiful underneath, and live in ignorance?

ma'am you are close to supplanting anne whateley as best female sex poster, but I respectfully suggest that anything shaved would be better off waxed (I mean if you're going to wax your rear end in a top hat why not wax labia or scrotum or whatever too?)

twas but a joke my friend ,i believe all female body hair should grow wild and free

'cept the undercarriage because pubes in your throat is grooooosss

# ? Jun 26, 2014 06:23

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My girlfriend was going to get her pubes permanently lasered off because her ex didn't like it

I told her she should save her money and not bother, it's great how it is

# ? Jun 26, 2014 06:23

B.H. Facials: May 9, 2011; "Getting teased is part of growing up. It's no big deal. Just tell yourself, 'Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a .44 Magnum will tear that bully a new asshole!'"

I prefer it neatly trimmed into the shape of the golden arches. I'm lovin' it!

# ? Jun 26, 2014 06:24

logical phalluses: Mar 18, 2009; The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.

i like hair it's sexy imo but usually trimmed a little is better because its annoying when you have to hack a hair out of your throat in the middle of sex

# ? Jun 26, 2014 06:26

TheBlackPharaoh: May 8, 2007

Ive had sex

# ? Jun 26, 2014 06:27

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Cunnilingus

# ? Jun 26, 2014 06:30

Cnut the Great: Mar 30, 2014

macky2dope posted:

twas but a joke my friend ,i believe all female body hair should grow wild and free

'cept the undercarriage because pubes in your throat is grooooosss

what about armpit hair? i'm a man and even i trim my armpit hair

# ? Jun 26, 2014 06:48

macky2dope: Jun 11, 2012; meow _haha whoa!!

Benedick Cuckold posted:

what about armpit hair? i'm a man and even i trim my armpit hair

armpit hair on a girl is a-ok

the only hair that grosses me out on a dude is back hair tbh... a lil hair above the butt is ok. but upper back hair is icky. especially really hairy necks that become hairy backs :barf:

# ? Jun 26, 2014 06:50

Flight of Fancy: Sep 8, 2012

I don't really get the 'stuck in your teeth' thing, is that really so hard to avoid without shaving? It's not like you're flossing with it, right?

# ? Jun 26, 2014 07:04

Dr. Pancakes: Aug 12, 2011; Thank you for not eating me without syrup

Shithouse Dave posted:

# ? Jun 26, 2014 07:05

kode54: Nov 26, 2007; aka kuroshi; Fun Shoe

Neither.

# ? Jun 26, 2014 07:14

Maoist Pussy: Feb 12, 2014; by Lowtax

OiledUpFatMan posted:

Barring some obscene or horrific deformity and/or poor overall health, no women needs to be "edit" her body to appear more beautiful or sexually attractive.

Wrong, dickwad. Grooming and self-revision are what separates us from the animals, shitlord.

# ? Jun 26, 2014 10:49

MOOBS!: Dec 10, 2013

if it is a vagina either gently caress it, eat it or touch it

vag is pretty cool

# ? Jun 26, 2014 10:56

CaptainAssholay: May 23, 2001; Don't Think

I'm horny as hell I'm ready to gently caress!

# ? Jun 26, 2014 10:59

MOOBS!: Dec 10, 2013

honestly i have only seen one vagina i wanted nothing to do with and it was an angry vagina

hairy or shaved a happy vagina is really pretty cool

# ? Jun 26, 2014 11:00

Titty Warlord: Apr 28, 2013

Benedick Cuckold posted:

"i don't understand the question"

--aatrek

lmAO!!1

now do a epic cucking jok- *looks at name* THIS FUKKIN GUY ROFL

# ? Jun 26, 2014 11:05

ZombieParts: Jul 18, 2009; ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.

pubes long enough to tickle the back of my throat while I go down on a chick? no thanks.

# ? Jun 26, 2014 11:08

MOOBS!: Dec 10, 2013

Titty Warlord posted:

lmAO!!1

now do a epic cucking jok- *looks at name* THIS FUKKIN GUY ROFL

if you were a vagina i would certainly avoid you

# ? Jun 26, 2014 11:10

Titty Warlord: Apr 28, 2013

moobs no please come back

# ? Jun 26, 2014 11:30

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Shaved clean right down the middle, but with foot-long tufts of hair on each side. This gives three advantages:

1.) Shaved middle gives easy access to funtown.
2.) Long hair tufts give it a menacing, and hip, "Sons of Anarchy" vibe.
3.) Can also grab hair tufts and use them to wrench open ham-cave to goatse levels of gape.

# ? Jun 26, 2014 11:35

Guildenstern Mother: Mar 31, 2010; Why walk when you can ride?

Is this the thread where I talk about my glorious 70's bush?

# ? Jun 26, 2014 11:37

MOOBS!: Dec 10, 2013

WanderingMinstrel I posted:

Is this the thread where I talk about my glorious 70's bush?

we talking a true 70's bush that not only blankets the pubic area but suppressed both lips and the edge of butthole territory?

# ? Jun 26, 2014 11:44

Guildenstern Mother: Mar 31, 2010; Why walk when you can ride?

I recently smothered a herd of cattle with my bush. I saved them from wandering into indian territory, and a cowboy bought me a shot of whiskey for protecting his cows.

# ? Jun 26, 2014 11:48

The Alchemist: Dec 12, 2010; Can't post for 12 hours!

When my beard meets my gf's bush, it makes more stimulating cunnilingus for both party.

# ? Jun 26, 2014 11:50

Be Depressive: Jul 8, 2006; "The drawings of the girls are badly proportioned and borderline pedo material. But"

I am shocked by this forum's taste in snatch. A light well-trimmed muff is eons beyond hairless vajayjays.

# ? Jun 26, 2014 11:58

Guildenstern Mother: Mar 31, 2010; Why walk when you can ride?

No it doesn't, she's lying to you

edit: I meant to imply that the poster prior to the poster above me was incapable of satisfying a woman with his tongue.

# ? Jun 26, 2014 11:58

Guildenstern Mother: Mar 31, 2010; Why walk when you can ride?

MOOBS! posted:

we talking a true 70's bush that not only blankets the pubic area but suppressed both lips and the edge of butthole territory?

Depends on how lazy I am about shaving that particular week.

# ? Jun 26, 2014 12:00

MOOBS!: Dec 10, 2013

WanderingMinstrel I posted:

No it doesn't, she's lying to you

right? and i can only assume a vagina is more sensitive than my pube area and lower sack

WanderingMinstrel I posted:

I recently smothered a herd of cattle with my bush. I saved them from wandering into indian territory, and a cowboy bought me a shot of whiskey for protecting his cows.

your vagina sounds pretty rough-and-tumble btw

# ? Jun 26, 2014 12:02

Guildenstern Mother: Mar 31, 2010; Why walk when you can ride?

Look, I'm not in charge of what lovely things your doing with your project and what uninformed things you're doing to vaginas. That poo poo is all sort of out of my pay grade.

# ? Jun 26, 2014 12:04

Guildenstern Mother: Mar 31, 2010; Why walk when you can ride?

MOOBS! posted:

your vagina sounds pretty rough-and-tumble btw

Its like one of the better cowboy movies

# ? Jun 26, 2014 12:05

ProfessorMurder: Aug 27, 2003; I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

MOOBS! posted:

right? and i can only assume a vagina is more sensitive than my pube area and lower sack

your vagina sounds pretty rough-and-tumble btw

rough-and-tumble vagina sounds like an interesting show

# ? Jun 26, 2014 12:06

Guildenstern Mother: Mar 31, 2010; Why walk when you can ride?

My bush fights my labia in a chaos/law old west version of csi texas

# ? Jun 26, 2014 12:08

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 07:54

ProfessorMurder: Aug 27, 2003; I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

CSI: Rough and Tumble Vagina

# ? Jun 26, 2014 12:10

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