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WanderingMinstrel I posted:My bush fights my labia in a chaos/law old west version of csi texas i want to make a western joke but those movies are a little too homoerotic for me so ill just say your vagina has true grit lol
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# ? Jun 26, 2014 12:11 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 09:16 |
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gently caress yea the best part about late night posting is wasting that fist page post it feels so loving good
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# ? Jun 26, 2014 12:12 |
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Hairy and dyed like a clown wig. That way it looks natural when you watch a dozen men enter it.
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# ? Jun 26, 2014 12:13 |
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Its cool I"m on it. The bush set its horse's reins on the post outside the bar, and wandered in. The bush wasn't looking for trouble, but trouble found it. As the bush surveyed the bar it saw no less than 4 ornery rustlers with loose grips on their pistols. They stood and drew, and said, "THIS AINT THE KIND OF PLACE THAT PUTS UP WITH LADY PUBIC HAIR". The bush sighed and drew her katana
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# ? Jun 26, 2014 12:15 |
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With a little hitler stache.
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# ? Jun 26, 2014 12:17 |
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It takes alot of work to get that shaved in
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# ? Jun 26, 2014 12:17 |
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WanderingMinstrel I posted:Its cool I"m on it. i wish i could say that is funny, but i cannot
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# ? Jun 26, 2014 12:17 |
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they see me postin, they hatin
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# ? Jun 26, 2014 12:20 |
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wanderingminstel I i used to think that trixie hardcores vagina was hard but if your vagina sounds like a true badass i think the forums are having a lady revolution
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# ? Jun 26, 2014 12:20 |
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trixies vag could hang a 50 pound weight and not sag. I would never say a thing against a woman like that.
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# ? Jun 26, 2014 12:21 |
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I could get behind a lady revolution.
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# ? Jun 26, 2014 12:22 |
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Get in front and spread them cheeks
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# ? Jun 26, 2014 12:23 |
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WanderingMinstrel I posted:It takes alot of work to get that shaved in If I'm taking a razor blade to my nuts I expect effort in return.
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# ? Jun 26, 2014 12:23 |
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Acid Haze posted:If I'm taking a razor blade to my nuts I expect effort in return. Lets be fair, there's no return project going on with your nuts that's going to pay off in the long run.
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# ? Jun 26, 2014 12:23 |
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WanderingMinstrel I posted:Get in front and spread them cheeks *spread* i like roses
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# ? Jun 26, 2014 12:24 |
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I tricked you, now you're a feminist, also you like bluegrass now.
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# ? Jun 26, 2014 12:25 |
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oh no!! ok, lets play bluegrass banjo with steve martin.
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# ? Jun 26, 2014 12:27 |
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WanderingMinstrel I posted:Lets be fair, there's no return project going on with your nuts that's going to pay off in the long run. funny how the oppressed become the oppressors ill have you know when my nuts have a shave and exfoliation they can be quite charming
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# ? Jun 26, 2014 12:27 |
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My nuts are very a thing, and need a thing to occur.
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# ? Jun 26, 2014 12:29 |
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WanderingMinstrel I posted:My nuts are very a thing, and need a thing to occur. WanderingMinstrel I posted:Lets be fair, there's no return project going on with your nuts that's going to pay off in the long run. Ouch. To be fair I just want to live vicariously through my kids with like, little league or something. So it will be worth it for me at least.
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# ? Jun 26, 2014 12:31 |
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a harp is a thing. can i play your nuts in a harp?
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# ? Jun 26, 2014 12:33 |
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wanderingminstelI.gif
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# ? Jun 26, 2014 12:34 |
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Thought I heard someone talking poo poo about my pussy itt.
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# ? Jun 26, 2014 12:37 |
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i told you all it was coming they have been monitoring our communications for years and now the vagina revolution has begun one day we will all weep amazing smelling slightly acidic tears and look back upon the dark ages with shame
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# ? Jun 26, 2014 12:41 |
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MOOBS! posted:
Hello there.
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# ? Jun 26, 2014 12:43 |
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I will fight any pussy that thinks it goes as hard as mine & by fight I mean tribade.
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# ? Jun 26, 2014 12:50 |
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Trixie Hardcore posted:I will fight any pussy that thinks it goes as hard as mine & by fight I mean tribade. just googled tribade and while i dont think it will solve any succession issues it would be a pretty cool fight
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# ? Jun 26, 2014 12:52 |
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# ? Jun 26, 2014 12:54 |
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minstrel vs. hardcore whoever wins nutsacks lose
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# ? Jun 26, 2014 12:55 |
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Trixie Hardcore posted:I will fight any pussy that thinks it goes as hard as mine & by fight I mean tribade. I don't know what that means but I can do pullups and I am a surly drunk.
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# ? Jun 26, 2014 13:01 |
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Trixie I respect you and I'm willing to call a draw. I won't cede my vaginal superiority though.
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# ? Jun 26, 2014 13:03 |
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It means I would lesbian sex you into submission. wtf is up with ladies not knowing their pussy lore? loving patriarchy.
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# ? Jun 26, 2014 13:04 |
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this thread started off as a safe place for men to talk about vaginas and you two took it over and now talk about the problems of patriachy
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# ? Jun 26, 2014 13:06 |
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Trixie Hardcore posted:It means I would lesbian sex you into submission. wtf is up with ladies not knowing their pussy lore? loving patriarchy. I have tried to lesbian, it didn't go well and now I'm stuck with the men. Please send beer.
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# ? Jun 26, 2014 13:09 |
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Sex feels better when both parties are shaved, and not agreeing so just means you are a lonely goon virgin.
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# ? Jun 26, 2014 13:09 |
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Nothing sadder than a woman who can't lesbian properly. A shameful lesbian.
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# ? Jun 26, 2014 13:10 |
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rcman50166 posted:Sex feels better when both parties are shaved, and not agreeing so just means you are a lonely goon virgin. ok how the gently caress do you shave your balls without ruining them? ive tried clippers and the lose skin gets chewed up. ive tried stretching my nuts and them with a razor but that takes a crazy long time and makes my nuts itch later ive thought about waxing but i cant imagine hot wax on my balls (yea i know women do it but the pussy is pretty tough and my balls arent)
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# ? Jun 26, 2014 13:14 |
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Nothing sadder than a woman who can't lesbian properly. A shameful lesbian. Indeed. Life is sad for the forcibly straight. Sucks to date boys. edit: girls are really soft and it straight up freaks me out
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# ? Jun 26, 2014 13:15 |
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MOOBS! posted:ok how the gently caress do you shave your balls without ruining them? ive tried clippers and the lose skin gets chewed up. ive tried stretching my nuts and them with a razor but that takes a crazy long time and makes my nuts itch later quit being a bitch and wax up.
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# ? Jun 26, 2014 13:16 |
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I like a man with a completely waxed ballsack. It's aesthetically pleasing & makes it easier to fit the entire sack up his anus.
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