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Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Pussy

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005
Shaved as long as the nubs aren't razor sharp.

RAGE HOLE
Jun 7, 2006

Stendhal Stockholm
I’m a bit out of your usual demographic, age-wise (I’m 70), but I am still an avid reader. (This is true, not a Penthouse letter.) My cousin and I have flirted and joked about getting it on together for about 50 years or more. Now she’s divorced and having the time of her life. The other day, she told me what she’d really like is to have a “lesbian experience” with me watching and then joining. I’m so crazed with lust that I’m having a hard time thinking straight. This is a kinky dream come true! I love oral sex, and with two pussies to eat, etc., the whole thing sounds just great! What I don’t know is how to contact someone to do this. I don’t want someone who’s got a disease or someone with a boyfriend just waiting to break in and rob everyone. How do I make contact with someone and then arrange such a thing? How would I ensure that my concerns are dealt with? Is using an escort service a guarantee of any degree of safety? I would love some good advice. Got any for me? If you answer, you can call me…
Old But Alive

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

yes

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

brazillian

Ignoarints
Nov 26, 2010
lol im getting intersatials trying to post a response literally like 8

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
tastefully trimmed into something cute like a heart or a star or a goatse

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
both

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

hell, i juyst like pussy, PERIOD.

manderson
Aug 12, 2005

Human Extraordinaire



Both

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Not being a huge fan of picking pubes off my teeth I'm gonna go with "shaved".

Ferdinand the Bull
Jul 30, 2006

Clean and trimmed. Shaved brings stubble.

Bishop
Aug 15, 2000
shaved being the new normal is porn's greatest contribution to society

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
goons and their extremes



why not a lil stache

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
"i don't understand the question"

--aatrek

Rex Deckard
Jul 15, 2004

Kay Parker is where it is at. Vote Hairy.

BubbleGoose
Oct 15, 2007

There are so many amendments in the constitution of the United States of America--I can only choose one!
I'm going to say hairy in honor of my deceased buddy who loved furry minge.

darealkooky
Sep 15, 2011

You sayin' I like dubs?!?
lol if u go down on girls

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

darealkooky posted:

lol if u go down on girls

lol if you dont

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy

darealkooky posted:

lol if u go down on girls

i dunno it gets me more bjs so its worth it

Gin Soaked Ape
May 4, 2004

RAGE HOLE posted:

Old Butt Alive

mkay0
Nov 7, 2003

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher
2010, watch it go to fire

Frostwerks posted:

lol if you dont

Bishop
Aug 15, 2000
there are some girls that won't let you go down on them true story. patriarchy really hosed them up i guess

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
please post examples soi can decide

Digital Casing
Oct 17, 2008

by Lowtax
Scorched earth, a million little ant hills.

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Benedick Cuckold posted:

"i don't understand the question"

--aatrek

Lowtax posted:

hahahahahaha oh I get that one too, you're referencing aatrek!!! lmao you guys got some original ace material here

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Bishop posted:

there are some girls that won't let you go down on them true story. patriarchy really hosed them up i guess

lol dude i worked with at work was complaining about his gf wouldnt go down on him but she expected him to go down on her hahaha

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Bishop posted:

there are some girls that won't let you go down on them true story. patriarchy really hosed them up i guess

you know nothing jon snow

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Who the gently caress likes hair in their mouth? Dudes should at the very least trim up their junk too. Common courtesy.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Bishop posted:

there are some girls that won't let you go down on them true story. patriarchy really hosed them up i guess

in that situation you just command them to shove their vag into your face or something

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib
lacking sweat glands, if u shave them they can't regulate their own body temperature, so thenthey die. Keep your pusseys hairy.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
A little on top as a festive hat

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Agrajag posted:

in that situation you just command them to shove their vag into your face or something

and while you're down there give them a little rimmy

Medieval Medic
Sep 8, 2011

Bishop posted:

there are some girls that won't let you go down on them true story. patriarchy really hosed them up i guess

My first girlfriend was disgusted and shameful at the idea of me going down on her. lol

Kind Friend
Sep 9, 2013

Man, y'all need to give some wild, unkempt bush a try. Seriously, just find yourself some hippy chick and give it a go. It's cool because it's pussy but it's also like a crazy hairy hobo hole, which makes for a sexual experience that's sorta weird to wrap your head around but still hot so it's like a whole new thing.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
I like a lady that has a perfectly waxed snatch but just full on Sasquatch level body hair everywhere else. She should look like she's wearing a crotchless jumpsuit made of hair.

Straker
Nov 10, 2005
shaved with a landing strip, waxed, or trimmed


or actually i've been with at least two girls with straight pubes, that is really charming somehow, and not messy and gross regardless of length (within reason) compared to curly

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OiledUpFatMan
Oct 22, 2010
Absolutely 100% hairy. No trimming either. I like it when a women looks like a women. All the poo poo about it being "unclean" or "unfeminine" is just mind-numbingly stupid. And untrue.


That being said, totally shaved can be hot but I've never preferred it. Anything in between either style looks silly. Shapes are especially silly looking.

Barring some obscene or horrific deformity and/or poor overall health, no women needs to be "edit" her body to appear more beautiful or sexually attractive.

gently caress.

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