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rcman50166
Mar 23, 2010

by XyloJW
Sex feels better when both parties are shaved, and not agreeing so just means you are a lonely goon virgin.

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rcman50166
Mar 23, 2010

by XyloJW

MOOBS! posted:

ok how the gently caress do you shave your balls without ruining them? ive tried clippers and the lose skin gets chewed up. ive tried stretching my nuts and them with a razor but that takes a crazy long time and makes my nuts itch later

ive thought about waxing but i cant imagine hot wax on my balls (yea i know women do it but the pussy is pretty tough and my balls arent)

get scissors to get it short, then use a trimmer

dont wax your balls, i feel like theyd rip

rcman50166
Mar 23, 2010

by XyloJW
most everything in the 80s is bad

rcman50166
Mar 23, 2010

by XyloJW

Acid Haze posted:

Use a trimmer but at a long enough setting so you can't get any skin caught in there (especially right at the base of the shaft). Once all your pubes are at a reasonably short length, switch to a razor, preferably a good one, and use shaving cream/gel. You have to kind of pull your dick and balls every which way to get everywhere, and it takes some time. Don't do it in the shower and it helps to have a full length mirror. It's good to have a bowl of hot water to clean the razor off regularly, since pubes clog the blades and your drain. You can also just plug your sink, you just have to clean it thoroughly before and after; let the water out really slow so the hair doesn't go down the drain then clean it out. Also I recommend throwing the blade out after since you will never get all the hair out of it if you don't do this regularly. If you want to do it regularly, save the blade so you have a face blade and a sack blade.

Then have fun with your shaved balls. It's loving awesome.

an erection unironically helps, imo

rcman50166
Mar 23, 2010

by XyloJW
the average porno features hairless women genitalia, you can close the thread now

rcman50166
Mar 23, 2010

by XyloJW

Slapdash posted:

Hair grows down there. Its an inevitable force that requires daily upkeep to maintain properly. Plus the area between the legs is notoriously warm and damp and cramped so shave bumps and ingrown hairs are inevitable even with the most careful. I'd honestly rather see a full bush than a mound full of angry red bumps that looks like herpes and chicken pox are having a raver.

Expecting a perfectly smooth shorn pussy is like saying you're only going to have fun at Disneyland if its sunny, 72 degrees, all the lines are short and you get to get a picture with Snow White while she's simulating oral sex on Dopey. You're just setting yourself up for disappointment.

Don't get me wrong, I used to be firmly in the shaved or at least landing strip camp because that's what porn gets you accustomed to. Sure pussies look awesome that way but its completely impractical.

What the hell are you talking about? It's not that hard to maintain at all. You a virgin? Be honest.

rcman50166
Mar 23, 2010

by XyloJW

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Hahaha gently caress you. I have really sensitive skin & waxing always resulted in having to ice my pussy right after & still having really irritated red swollen skin that I didn't want anyone touching, which basically defeats the entire purpose. Not all women have vaginas as impervious as your Real Doll's.

thread title hairy or shaved, not hairy or waxed, nerd

rcman50166
Mar 23, 2010

by XyloJW

Trixie Hardcore posted:

in that case shaved is even harder to maintain than waxed, bitch. Here, let me spend an hour massaging jojoba oil into my snatch every two days so I don't end up with razor burn where my pubes should be.

e: that "waxed" or "trimmed" are not options just proves that all pussy for the OP is theoretical pussy

what kind of weird, ultra-sensitive, clownhole do you have?

rcman50166
Mar 23, 2010

by XyloJW
i think everyone pretty much agrees it shouldnt look like a hair daiper down there, at this point

rcman50166
Mar 23, 2010

by XyloJW

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Unfortunately no.

For the official record, the skin covering my pussy is only slightly more sensitive and diaphanous as the rest of my skin & I'm allergic to most synthetic fragrance. I spend as much on fancy toiletries for my dainty princess skin as some of you nerds spend on pre-alpha spaceships. Back when I had to wax my snatch on the regular it was a huge goddamn production that was really painful & I don't miss. I don't care what anyone else does but I'm solidly on the side of trimming > scorched earth policy. My point was that not everyone's genitals can take as much abuse as yours can.

I've never heard pussy called a clownhole before but I've seen your picture before so I understand that you have to take what you can get.

lol someone's a little touchy about their weird vag. you are free to stop talking about it whenever you want

rcman50166
Mar 23, 2010

by XyloJW
THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS

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rcman50166
Mar 23, 2010

by XyloJW

Flesh Forge posted:

that is really a super wicked comeback bro! LOLE

because discussions are all about the comeback.























bro

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