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coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

ordering a smartbra so i can play farmville and angry birds on my breasts

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ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

BKPR posted:

ordering a smartbra so i can play farmville and angry birds on my breasts

Yeah, sure that's all gen-1 smartbra tech is good for, but wait until we have augmented breasality.

Number 36
Jul 5, 2007

Keep it up, kid! Gimmie a smoochie smooch!
if women/gays want more dong in videogames, they should open their own studios or make indie games

the market will decide how much society values such games, I'm betting not much though because I listened to a report on CBC/NPR about video games made by women, most women don't know or want to code and make boring games about playing piano or exploring an empty house

anyway, until they can swing society to their side bring on them titties, looking better each year

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

Faux-Ass Nonsense
Feb 9, 2013

by Lowtax
i dont want gender and/or sexism present in any of the mediae i consume

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
For every gender you don't consume, I am going to consume two.

Hitlersaurus Christ
Oct 14, 2005

Endless Ocean was a game about me eating pussy

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
There is really no way to know the gender of any person, whether real or animated.

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

i didn't really think "Gone Homo" when referring to "Gone Home" was funny, but the same double entendre of the original title applies, deepening the meaning of both.

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

RAGE HOLE
Jun 7, 2006

Stendhal Stockholm

Number 36 posted:

if women/gays want more dong in videogames, they should open their own studios or make indie games

the market will decide how much society values such games, I'm betting not much though because I listened to a report on CBC/NPR about video games made by women, most women don't know or want to code and make boring games about playing piano or exploring an empty house

anyway, until they can swing society to their side bring on them titties, looking better each year

Amy Hennig says go to hell. And the market is deciding, you dingus. It's deciding it wants our lady money too. That's why they've been including female playable characters at all, frequently in clothes more comfortable to cosplay than butt floss. A bunch of women going "ew" on the internet isn't going to stop them from making porny games for men. It does give them something to think about if they want to better appeal to the women complaining, and those women's wallets.

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
Small Titty Hero is the title of my next india game

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

gently caress the ROW posted:

Small Titty Hero is the title of my next india game

gang rape simulator?

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot

Agrajag posted:

gang rape simulator?

I think you mean "open world rape simulator" but that was a typo

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
no take backsies. i eagerly await this GOTY.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

RAGE HOLE posted:

Amy Hennig says go to hell. And the market is deciding, you dingus. It's deciding it wants our lady money too. That's why they've been including female playable characters at all, frequently in clothes more comfortable to cosplay than butt floss. A bunch of women going "ew" on the internet isn't going to stop them from making porny games for men. It does give them something to think about if they want to better appeal to the women complaining, and those women's wallets.

lol if you think cosplay is anything other than an excuse to wear buttfloss

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot

Agrajag posted:

no take backsies. i eagerly await this GOTY.

Small Titty Hero is a really good name

The Monkey Man
Jun 10, 2012

HERD U WERE TALKIN SHIT
Originally, they wanted to have Andrew Dice Clay voice Adam in Other M, but he turned down the role because he wasn't comfortable being in something so demeaning to women.

DisposableHero
Feb 25, 2005
bah weep granna weep ninny bong

Massively Multiplayer Online Rape Playing Game

Cosmic Web
Jan 11, 2005

"Stand and deliver, that my hamster might have a better look at you!"
Fun Shoe

that title will go to this upcoming addition to steam's library:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fKYwgCi4Ao

down1nit
Jan 10, 2004

outlive your enemies
Why is there 5 pages of this poo poo, HMM?!

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
does sexism still exist in videogames c/d?!

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
Gone homo was a bad interactive storybook.

Ignoarints
Nov 26, 2010

Spatula City posted:

Video game designers have not seen actual tits, except in the pornos they watch nightly. This adequately explains EVERYTHING.

wrong, most of them who make them, or at least the ones who will approve or disapprove the final titties, have a shitload of money. therefore they've seen lots of real titties on average

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

FRIEND?
Gone Homo promotes Rape Culture by being $20.

Also by promoting rape.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

The Protagonist posted:

does sexism still exist in videogames c/d?!

There is just no way to know.

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
when developing a video game you are literally enforcing the gender binary hth

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I used to only be ironically sexist but the goal post has moved so much I think I might just be a regular sexist now.

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

LOU BEGAS MUSTACHE posted:

when developing a video game you are literally enforcing the gender binary hth

not if you include a gender slider for character creation

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Um, a slider implies that gender has two opposite endpoints, shitlord

On3moresoul
Apr 22, 2010
Lipstick Apathy
In cases of legitimate video game sex the female body has ways of shutting down.

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
i felt that rygar's weapon was overly phallic and not enough man bulge therefore sexist. notice rygar and rape both start with r

Hitlersaurus Christ
Oct 14, 2005

Sonic is a game about the male patriarchy and racial superiority
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3o8AT0PoiEU

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

Possibly my favorite moment on these forums was when some guy went into the Halo 4 thread and posted about why he didn't like the game and in the middle of a bunch of legit criticism just nonchalantly posted "only two options for your Spartan's gender."

Number 36
Jul 5, 2007

Keep it up, kid! Gimmie a smoochie smooch!

RAGE HOLE posted:

Amy Hennig says go to hell. And the market is deciding, you dingus. It's deciding it wants our lady money too. That's why they've been including female playable characters at all, frequently in clothes more comfortable to cosplay than butt floss. A bunch of women going "ew" on the internet isn't going to stop them from making porny games for men. It does give them something to think about if they want to better appeal to the women complaining, and those women's wallets.

so what's the problem, go buy those games (which apparently exist) and not the porny ones

thread over; solved by capitalism

PS: I'm gonna guess that some women enjoy slutty cosplaying, else they would not cosplay in slutty clothing

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Through the power of video games as a storytelling medium, you and I can finally abolish the great scourge known as gender once and for all.

Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005

press left trigger to toggle your heteronormative signifiers

Professor Cthulhu
Jul 14, 2007

I got my Associate degree at Miskatonic Community College.

This woman is so thin it is ridiculous. This is creating an unrealistic standard for women. Christ, you can see her rib cage.

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Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's
need more cooch in dem games ya heard me Bobby?

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