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Mud Shark posted:if there is one thing i know, iceland is pretty much impossible to infect so everyone just move there. but if something hits iceland they all die cause they're gen pool is small they're basically all cousins ebola is also a virus that sucks at being a virus. its the goon of the virus world
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lol his name is sambo also diseases with an insanely high mortality rate dont usually get a chance to spread to pandemic levels, duh
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http://www.reuters.com/article/2009/02/22/us-usa-bushmeat-idUSTRE51L1A720090222 if it hits the west it'll be for the sake of their god drat monkey stew really tho, seems like it could spread super easily especially in countries with former colonies where people are coming and going from africa all the drat time to see family and what not. brussels belgium i will miss your fries and chocolate
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Drunk & Ugly posted:http://www.reuters.com/article/2009/02/22/us-usa-bushmeat-idUSTRE51L1A720090222 Maybe the United States can just outlaw insane and unnecessary cultural foods? Like lutefisk, ripe cheeses, and bushmeat? Maybe once there was a dire need to eat just the nastiest poo poo left lying around. Once upon a time human beings had to eat or starve to death. Now that is no longer the case. Seriously, "bushmeat" is not even a real thing - it's just any drat animal from dried up bats to roadkill. That's like saying you're willing to eat whatever you find in a dumpster provided your stomach can technically digest it. E: Also "an African delicacy" my eye. More like an African mistake. Or an African approximation of meat from a game animal. Or an African person couldn't tell the difference between this and an animal raised intentionally for food and inspected by the FDA for disease and cleanliness. Suicide Sam E. fucked around with this message at 17:46 on Jun 26, 2014 |
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concerned mom posted:Aren't you belgian? no. you're probably thinking of the eponymous poster
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Cucking Mama posted:no. you're probably thinking of the eponymous poster hi get well soon africa
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I really hope this reaches Europe somehow because then it'll be like that movie Contagion and plus, gently caress Europeans.
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:mortality rate is ~60% so far, which is p low for ebola but not unprecedented. usually its between 60-90%. Some are as low as 0% like that lazy American, Ebola Reston strain. Lol even Americas deadly viruses are fat and lazy.
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genghis.khan posted:I really hope this reaches Europe somehow because then it'll be like that movie Contagion and plus, gently caress Europeans. Foreign language but "La horde" (2009) was just about everything I wanted in a movie about Europe.
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The low mortality rate is likely also causing the high infection rate. Usually ebola kills everyone so quickly it doesn't spread. This is why we should blame the survivors.
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Euros are in casual mode, you don't want to see enrage zombie death mode.
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Jun 26, 2014 19:22
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 So some guy hosed a monkey, but this guy hosed it first. Who have your mail order monkeys been sleeping with?
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Jun 26, 2014 19:46
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the bush is so thick i cant find the meat
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dr_rat posted:Some are as low as 0% like that lazy American, Ebola Reston strain. thats from getting to 2nd base with monkees. davy jones was my fav
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Suicide Sam E. posted:Maybe the United States can just outlaw insane and unnecessary cultural foods? Like lutefisk, ripe cheeses, and bushmeat? Maybe once there was a dire need to eat just the nastiest poo poo left lying around. Once upon a time human beings had to eat or starve to death. Now that is no longer the case. Seriously, "bushmeat" is not even a real thing - it's just any drat animal from dried up bats to roadkill. That's like saying you're willing to eat whatever you find in a dumpster provided your stomach can technically digest it. Cool.
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Jun 26, 2014 20:14
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thanks, Ebola.
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buttcrackmenace posted:thanks, Ebola. Ebola? I barely knew'er.
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Somebody get started on developing time travel so that in a few decades we can send somebody into the past to save humanity only to have them discover that their presence and inevitable death was intrinsic to the spread of the virus all along.
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Jun 26, 2014 20:47
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those biohazard suits in the OP are pretty sweet but where are the completely self contained ones like in "outbreak"
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concerned mom posted:Aren't you belgian? There was that whole Belgian Congo caper. Cuck's mom probably stole some tribe's homeland and made off with their diamonds or some poo poo.
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I also have no idea how accurate the intro to that movie is but I choose to believe it's 100% https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1di7g4Hm1s
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I hope it evolves another way to spread
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Lol at calling 60% a low mortality rate
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I love this movie. I want to rewatch it now, thanks. Bruce Willis in this is funky <3 <3
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gently caress trophy 2k14 posted:Why is the mortality rate so low?
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op is a dork incontinent
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were overdue for a global apocalypse. i bet you fuckers thought you would live to an old age, maybe have a family or something. ahhahahah. forget about it. youre gonna all be dead within 5 years, vomiting and making GBS threads blood in your basement as you hear mercs above ravaging your house for food and ammo.
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Corey Plumper posted:Lol at calling 60% a low mortality rate when the average mortality for ebola is 85-90%, yeah thats p low in comparison
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roboshit posted:were overdue for a global apocalypse. i bet you fuckers thought you would live to an old age, maybe have a family or something. ahhahahah. forget about it. youre gonna all be dead within 5 years, vomiting and making GBS threads blood in your basement as you hear mercs above ravaging your house for food and ammo. I planned ahead and made nothing of myself.
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RAGE HOLE posted:I planned ahead and made nothing of myself.
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RAGE HOLE posted:I planned ahead and made nothing of myself.
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WHO's regional director for Africa, Dr Luis Sambo.
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Corey Plumper posted:Lol at calling 60% a low mortality rate
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roboshit posted:were overdue for a global apocalypse. i bet you fuckers thought you would live to an old age, maybe have a family or something. ahhahahah. forget about it. youre gonna all be dead within 5 years, vomiting and making GBS threads blood in your basement as you hear mercs above ravaging your house for food and ammo. I planned ahead and poo poo myself anyways
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anyway just move to madagascar then if u scared
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The Brown Menace posted:anyway just move to madagascar then if u scared No that's worse it's closer
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All men must die, hth
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Rahu posted:All men must die, hth #notallmen
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