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I heard that African monkey meat is pretty delicious, can anyone send me some?
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You'll want to avoid hugging a few fruit bat species around that area, while you're at it. http://wwwnc.cdc.gov/eid/article/18/7/11-1654_article
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Jun 27, 2014 04:01
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unlimited shrimp posted:#notallmen Heightism is a terrible way to discriminate against people, jerk.
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Jun 27, 2014 04:05
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yay its happening
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Jun 27, 2014 04:09
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ChickenHeart posted:You'll want to avoid hugging a few fruit bat species around that area, while you're at it. Neat. Most of the deadly diseases that we occasionally hear about on the news, like avian or swine flu, never go anywhere because they lack a way to mass proliferate. There may be hope yet for Ebola to get into the local bird or rat population.
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Jun 27, 2014 04:14
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The gently caress is this
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Jun 27, 2014 04:22
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Irish Joe posted:First AIDS, now this. We should just wall off Africa and pretend it doesn't exist. When was the last time Africa gave us anything worthwhile, anyway, 1865? 1961
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Jun 27, 2014 05:04
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Sambo huh
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Jun 27, 2014 05:14
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Suicide Sam E. posted:So far this outbreak is 100% black death. lol
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Jun 27, 2014 05:21
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I remember in the 90's ebola was the hot new plague to brig our doom.
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Jun 27, 2014 06:38
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oh no people are dying of a disease in one of the poorest shittiest areas in the world looks like we may as well just kill ourselves because there won't be any humanity after ebola is done w/ us
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Jun 27, 2014 06:43
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roboshit posted:were overdue for a global apocalypse. i bet you fuckers thought you would live to an old age, maybe have a family or something. ahhahahah. forget about it. youre gonna all be dead within 5 years, vomiting and making GBS threads blood in your basement as you hear mercs above ravaging your house for food and ammo. shouldn't you be off somewhere waging jihad w/ your al qaeda issued twink?
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Jun 27, 2014 06:46
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Basically I lust for monkey loving, and will not be deterred by a gay virus. It holds zero power over me.
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Jun 27, 2014 06:53
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maybe dont gently caress monkeys
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Jun 27, 2014 06:53
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:mortality rate is ~60% so far, which is p low for ebola but not unprecedented. usually its between 60-90%. who the gently caress survives ebola and what does it look like if you do
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Jun 27, 2014 07:01
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well africa had a good run as the cradle of the species and all that but at this point it'd probably be for the best if we evacuated who wasn't infected with Ebola, HIV-positive, or South African and then just sunk the whole thing into the sea
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Jun 27, 2014 07:01
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VanSandman posted:who the gently caress survives ebola and what does it look like if you do 
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Jun 27, 2014 07:02
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i wonder why even went back to our cradle why? becuse we've had alot of bad diseases comming out of that land afterwards
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Jun 27, 2014 07:03
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battle posted:i wonder why even went back to our cradle why? becuse we've had alot of bad diseases comming out of that land afterwards cheap labor for a few centuries
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Jun 27, 2014 07:03
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idgi, how can a bloodborne disease spread that badly are people running around bleeding all over everything?
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RaIp posted:idgi, how can a bloodborne disease spread that badly are people running around bleeding all over everything? ebola gets around the whole "bloodborne diseases don't spread easily" thing by making those afflicted spray blood from every orifice this also kills them
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Jun 27, 2014 07:29
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Kinda graphic Close the loving airports, I don't care if they got checked. Keep your diseases Africa. You already gave us AIDS. Helpimscared fucked around with this message at 07:40 on Jun 27, 2014 |
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Jun 27, 2014 07:33
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daft punk is lookin real cool
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Jun 27, 2014 07:36
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serious though I read a book about this so your best bet is to puke rancid blood and stomach lining all over the person nearest to you, that way you build up herd immunity
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Jun 27, 2014 07:38
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battle posted:i wonder why even went back to our cradle why? becuse we've had alot of bad diseases comming out of that land afterwards thats what happens when aatrek gets near cradles
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Jun 27, 2014 07:40
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SmokaDustbowl posted:serious though I read a book about this so your best bet is to puke rancid blood and stomach lining all over the person nearest to you, that way you build up herd immunity No
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Jun 27, 2014 07:51
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Hot dang, somebody change my name to Dr. Sambo, tia.
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Jun 27, 2014 07:55
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 Hey Ebola bats, this is SARS bat. Good job!  Shut the gently caress up children. This is Malaria bat, you aint got poo poo on me.
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Jun 27, 2014 08:00
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cock hero flux posted:ebola gets around the whole "bloodborne diseases don't spread easily" thing by making those afflicted spray blood from every orifice also in the past outbreaks, the countries it hit had lousy monitoring & containment standards so you have the famous example of a nurse who came in contact with infected blood, did a runner, and then crashed & bled out in an airport in the next country over.
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paranoid randroid posted:also in the past outbreaks, the countries it hit had lousy monitoring & containment standards so you have the famous example of a nurse who came in contact with infected blood, did a runner, and then crashed & bled out in an airport in the next country over. Which is why lower mortality rate ebola is so much more dangerous, imagine if she lived for long enough to infect more people...
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Jun 27, 2014 08:34
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roboshit posted:were overdue for a global apocalypse. i bet you fuckers thought you would live to an old age, maybe have a family or something. ahhahahah. forget about it. youre gonna all be dead within 5 years, vomiting and making GBS threads blood in your basement as you hear mercs above ravaging your house for food and ammo. can i be poverty ghost then?
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Blackhawk posted:Which is why lower mortality rate ebola is so much more dangerous, imagine if she lived for long enough to infect more people... and imagine also if maybe the russian terrorists got a hold of some of the virus in a little bottle???? they could like attack america and it would be all over for us man
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Jun 27, 2014 09:15
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dr sambo checked my prostate and then i found out he was the janitor. 3 stars would recommend.
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Jun 27, 2014 09:20
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gotta hand it to ebola, inducing convulsions is a real elegant way of overcoming difficulties in transmitting blood pathogens. if u wont touch the fluids, the fluids r gonna come touch u...
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paranoid randroid posted:gotta hand it to ebola, inducing convulsions is a real elegant way of overcoming difficulties in transmitting blood pathogens. if u wont touch the fluids, the fluids r gonna come touch u... sorry but the smartest thing that kills stuff award goes to that fungus that turns bugs in to zombies and makes them crawl on top of leaves so it can grow to be as big as possible
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Jun 27, 2014 09:24
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call me when cordyceps can infect stuff with brains more complicated than a c++ turtle drawing program actually don't, because ill probably be hiding in my basement and the cell reception down there is atrocious
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Jun 27, 2014 09:27
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osmosis jones beat ebola and he was black it was a white man's burden though because the ebola was inside bill murray all along
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Jun 27, 2014 09:29
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will ebola make me bleed from my eyes? because that'd be p cool like colored contacts except bleeding
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paranoid randroid posted:call me when cordyceps can infect stuff with brains more complicated than a c++ turtle drawing program Pro post for reference to middle school computer class
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guys what if it becomes airborne i'm scared
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