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Well...it ain't so. But the series of headlines could be straight out of a Simpsons episode, spinning newspapers and all: Vermont Couple Survives Bear Attack and Cabin Fire. Police: No sign of bear attack at Milton camp. Police say pair, high on molly, jumped over cliff to get away from 'bear' Vermont man pleads not guilty to attempted murder after bogus, drug-induced bear attack report.  
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lmao why do people pretend drugs do things they absolutely couldn't, like hallucinate a full bore loving bear. thats not how drugs work, dumbass.
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Jun 26, 2014 14:20
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gently caress the police, just because a bear doesn't leave signs doesn't mean it wasnt there. when a bear shits in the woods does it make a noise? who the gently caress knows
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Jun 26, 2014 14:21
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I am all for wild animals killing people and reclaiming more of their habitat. This thread fails to deliver.
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Jun 26, 2014 14:22
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I'm a twink so I was looking forward so seeing some hot bear action in Vermont
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Jun 26, 2014 14:25
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I like black bears and I cannot lie though forest rangers will deny that when a bear comes in with human-conditioned tastes and he claws you in the face you get mauled
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Jul 4, 2014 04:07
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this is why Americans own guns because of molly
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Jul 4, 2014 04:11
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If Kendall Jones had been there then that bear would've been shot dead and not still on the prowl in mostly defenseless Vermont neighborhoods. Time to quit being lil bitches, pseudo-liberal scum
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Jul 4, 2014 04:13
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this is a blatantly false story
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Jul 4, 2014 04:13
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Waltzing Along posted:this is a blatantly false story Staring at this dude's avatar was the only good thing about revisiting this thread.
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Jul 4, 2014 12:45
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Tumble posted:gently caress the police, just because a bear doesn't leave signs doesn't mean it wasnt there. when a bear shits in the woods does it make a noise? bears have ears so yes the vibrations in the air will be deciphered as noise
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Jul 4, 2014 12:51
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Fandyien posted:lmao why do people pretend drugs do things they absolutely couldn't, like hallucinate a full bore loving bear. thats not how drugs work, dumbass. it's that they got high, did some dumb poo poo, and tried to blame a bear attack for it
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Jul 4, 2014 13:36
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maybe it wasn't an animal bear op, but a fat naked hairy man type of bear? Ever think of that?
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Jul 4, 2014 13:39
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Bear takes mollies - hallucinates James Hetfield who isn't really James Hetfield. Tells media Mollies in bear country are loving potent!
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Jul 4, 2014 13:51
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These faggots that pose with animals they have killed just look pathetic to me. If you killed it with a spear then you impress me - any retarded can shoot an animal with a scoped rifle.
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Jul 4, 2014 14:05
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Wingless posted:any retarded can shoot an animal with a scoped rifle. No they can't you are an idiot
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Jul 4, 2014 14:12
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sure they can
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Jul 4, 2014 14:18
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killing cool majestic animals with high power rifles makes you a pussy piece of poo poo
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Jul 4, 2014 15:13
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Fandyien posted:killing cool majestic animals with high power rifles makes you a pussy piece of poo poo Needs more squirrel.
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Jul 4, 2014 17:29
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bears are the ultimate land based lifeform
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Jul 4, 2014 17:32
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If you legit need and use the animal you kill I'm ok with that. If you're a big game hunter including deer, which really aren't big game but whatever, you're human trash. edit: killing pests is also acceptable but not if you resort to calling hunting 'controlling pests' because that's bullshit.
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Jul 4, 2014 17:37
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Big Beef City posted:If you legit need and use the animal you kill I'm ok with that. I focus less on the animal because I really don't care but I am pretty weirded out at the idea of someone getting a raging hardon over the sport of tracking and killing a scared defenseless thing (and everything's defenseless unless you're using novelty weapon like a bored gladiator).
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Jul 4, 2014 17:40
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i think hunting with a sledgehammer would be fun?
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Jul 4, 2014 17:41
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i would kill bambi with a bazooka it was legal hth
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Jul 4, 2014 17:41
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Daedra posted:i would kill bambi with a bazooka it was legal hth 
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Jul 4, 2014 17:43
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i am down with trying to kill a bear with a bow and arrow or machete because then it's less about kill lust and more about roman style decadence and ennui
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Jul 4, 2014 17:55
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If a bear came into my cabin and started trying to bogart my loving spliff i would TOTES jump cliffs just to save that last jiff hear me
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Jul 4, 2014 17:57
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it ain't so
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Jul 4, 2014 18:00
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GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:i am down with trying to kill a bear with a bow and arrow or machete because then it's less about kill lust and more about roman style decadence and ennui No it's still all about kill lust, and the romans knew that too. It was just heightened kill lust to them, just artfully arranged which is some how even grosser.
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Jul 4, 2014 18:05
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Big Beef City posted:No it's still all about kill lust, and the romans knew that too. It was just heightened kill lust to them, just artfully arranged which is some how even grosser. The only honorable way to kill a bear is to fist it to death.
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Jul 4, 2014 18:06
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Quickscope420dad posted:The only honorable way to kill a bear is to fist it to death. sounds sexy
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Jul 4, 2014 19:50
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Stoic Commie posted:i think hunting with a sledgehammer would be fun? If that guy had taken the bear down with a pickaxe, that would be impressive.
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Jul 4, 2014 20:16
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Big Beef City posted:If you legit need and use the animal you kill I'm ok with that. isnt deer hunting used for population control
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Jul 4, 2014 20:40
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DrBouvenstein posted:Well...it ain't so. lol
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Jul 4, 2014 20:44
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* shits repeatedly *
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