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jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax

whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJluMi8bXYo

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

jarvis cocker posted:

whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

that was pretty edgy, i know

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax

Hwbrgdtse posted:

that was pretty edgy, i know

upvoted



o we cant do that here lol

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

a creepy colon posted:

Wow who invited the friend of the family

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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

jarvis cocker posted:

u are my beard




(get it?)

*wink*

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Beards are probably filled with fecal flecks because each time you flush the toilet poo poo particles are sent all through the room and your beard is usually right in the line of fire.

Everyone with a beard has a poopface.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
I had a big beard until last night, rather than be shaved I kind of had to carve it off and it came off pretty well in one piece.

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

Hwbrgdtse posted:

the biggest beard


nice

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


lol at the dude onstage trying to chase him off.

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

roboshit posted:

having huge facial hair like op is a mental illness. what is appealing about going to the bathroom after every meal to make sure you dont have french fry flakes attached to your face

You really think you have room to talk about other peoples' mental illness you meth loving jihad gently caress?

Crass Casualty
May 9, 2004
The artist formerly known as Iron Stalin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmFnarFSj_U

Cannonballoon
Jul 25, 2007

I have a big beard around my dilz

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Beards are gross. Smooth faced elf lookin' master race... :colbert:

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

A misanthrope posted:

one day future people are gonna look back at all these big beards and think we were the biggest retards

people already think that no need for retrospect

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

roboshit posted:

having huge facial hair like op is a mental illness. what is appealing about going to the bathroom after every meal to make sure you dont have french fry flakes attached to your face

thats a snack for later idiot

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Guys are gross as it is. Beards make them grosser.

A little bit of stubble is fine.

Quit being gross.





nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
i don't get it what's gion on here?

naem
May 29, 2011

A misanthrope posted:

one day future people are gonna look back at all these big beards and think we were the biggest retards

It's the 1970's 2.0

Boner Medicine
Feb 1, 2014

If the video you do not embed
Your lonely post will not be read

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
real dick move guys

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Fat Lowtax posted:

The Big Beards thread has already taken one life

if youre banneed from the forums youre banned from real life

Momplestiltskin
Jan 15, 2014

Got any extra firstborns?

a creepy colon posted:

real dick move guys

Can you tell us some of your other thoughts on black people? I'm sure it will be very insightful. What do you think about how black people's hair is often quite curly compared to your average white person?

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
im black

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
im actually the black dude in the OP but way to not take a joke guys :rolleyes:

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

a creepy colon posted:

im actually the black dude in the OP but way to not take a joke guys :rolleyes:

How good in bed was the guy in the suit? Because I'm guessing not that good.

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Trixie Hardcore posted:

How good in bed was the guy in the suit? Because I'm guessing not that good.

his facial hair is actually expertly crafted to allow a fluid channel from the bottom lip down the chin. this is for my rear end juice

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
moderate beards look good on fit, attractive people

they look grotesque on everyone else, especially fats

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
thats because the beard is an obvious cover for triple chin syndrome in da fatties while in regular fit ppl it is a sign of being an alpha male

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
I like big beards and I cannot lie

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Reer
Sep 27, 2007

by Ralp
Beard culture is problematic because it’s a loving cesspool of white supremacist patriarchal homophobic cissexist anti-immigrant privilege good old boys’ club bullshit.

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