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roboshit
Apr 4, 2009

im drinking a lot of beer and getting shitfaced.

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SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
gently caress off

roboshit
Apr 4, 2009

SmokaDustbowl posted:

gently caress off

why dont you light up a J and chill out human being.

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax
same all day everyday

Corey Plumper
Nov 22, 2008

Wots your kdr

Myron Baloney
Mar 19, 2002

Emitting dimensions are swallowing you
if it's in cans you have to shotgun one right now or you're a fag

roboshit
Apr 4, 2009

Myron Baloney posted:

if it's in cans you have to shotgun one right now or you're a fag

canned beer is disgusting.

roboshit
Apr 4, 2009

Corey Plumper posted:

Wots your kdr

i wrecked it last night in csgo, like a kdr of 2.0 man

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax

roboshit posted:

canned beer is disgusting.

it's still beer. just drink whatever

Corey Plumper
Nov 22, 2008

roboshit posted:

i wrecked it last night in csgo, like a kdr of 2.0 man

Pretty good for comp

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

roboshit posted:

canned beer is disgusting.

Yeah but being "disgusting" should stop you from guzzling it ya baby.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
Stay safe literal poverty ghost

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax
who whines about canned beer, booze is booze, are you an alcoholic or not?
get wise faggots

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texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

jarvis cocker posted:

who whines about canned beer, booze is booze, are you an alcoholic or not?
get wise faggots

Butt chugging grain alcohol for the cheapest and most efficient way of getting drunk.

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax

texaholic posted:

Butt chugging grain alcohol for the cheapest and most efficient way of getting drunk.

really doe

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
beer, my nigga

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax

Dr. Tim Whatley posted:

beer, my nigga

roboshit
Apr 4, 2009

Dr. Tim Whatley posted:

beer, my nigga

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I'm getting shitfaced on poo poo, just rubbing it on my face.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

you must be a lightweight. How do you get shitfaced on beer unless you drink like 4 cans an hour for 3 hours?

I'm using Rum as god intended.

(I am an alcoholic i guess? I don't drink when I wake up or during work but I drink when I get home most days to shitfaced status)

Next week I have the entire week off for the office yearly july 4th shutdown. Maybe I won't drink that entire time and see what happens (haha nope).

Hurriness
Feb 23, 2011
College Slice

Wendigee posted:

How do you get shitfaced on beer unless you drink like 4 cans an hour for 3 hours?

You figured it out!

Always be drinking

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
Hi robo poo poo

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax

Hurriness posted:



Always be drinking

it is really that simple

Absalom Baird
Jul 13, 2010
Rum is kinda for puss-bags, tho

Sorrs

roboshit
Apr 4, 2009

Wendigee posted:

you must be a lightweight. How do you get shitfaced on beer unless you drink like 4 cans an hour for 3 hours?

I'm using Rum as god intended.

(I am an alcoholic i guess? I don't drink when I wake up or during work but I drink when I get home most days to shitfaced status)

Next week I have the entire week off for the office yearly july 4th shutdown. Maybe I won't drink that entire time and see what happens (haha nope).

if ur not at work or just waking up there is literally no reason to not drink all day. dont even argue this anyone

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax

roboshit posted:

there is literally no reason to not drink all day. dont even argue this anyone

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich

roboshit posted:

canned beer is disgusting.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
OP I am drinking Angry Orchard, and I just had half a bottle and am already feeling it.

Al Nipper
May 7, 2008

by XyloJW
Haha, drinkin a beer, don't give a gently caress. Gonna game all night, and mom can't do a thing.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

The Taint Reaper posted:

OP I am drinking Angry Orchard, and I just had half a bottle and am already feeling it.

shits too sweet. I am hopping mad that heineken decided to stop selling english strongbow in the US. Those fuckers "reformulated" it (read: they added sugar) and now its sweet enough to put a diabetic in a coma.

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax

The Taint Reaper posted:

OP I am drinking Angry Orchard, and I just had half a bottle and am already feeling it.

lol now THATS gross.

taint reaper has a vagina im sure

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

that was my god damned golf beer. crisp, refreshing, slightly sour with an apple kick. I want a case damnit I got a week off and am going to golf multiple times.

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax
who the gently caress plays golf ahahahhaa

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009
same except, malt liqour

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax

Jim Barris posted:

malt liqour

A+

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

my beer dealer just left. he always wants me to do a can with him and chat, but hes the only guy in town with good suds so i put up with it.

Bishop
Aug 15, 2000
hey drunks. bad news here, but the liver thing is 4real

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009

Bishop posted:

hey drunks. bad news here, but the liver thing is 4real

Good.

Corey Plumper
Nov 22, 2008

I thought my quest for the perfect beer was over when I tried mickeys, a malt liqour that tastes like high life, but they hosed it up because its only like 5.5% abv. They are obviously aware of this mistake because the abv isn't anywhere on the can

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Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

jarvis cocker posted:

who the gently caress plays golf ahahahhaa

people who are white and not poor sorry mate.

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