Hey Bower! Or, Donkeylips is a fucking mess (duh)

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Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

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HeyBower.com
Is Your First Step At Learning All There Is To Know About Michael Ray Bower An
All Around Entertainer/Actor Who Has Outlasted Many Others Who Have Tried To Make
It In Hollywood.

Does Michael Look Familiar Or Do You Think You Know Him Etc.... It's Because Michael Is One Of The Most Popular Charector Actors In Hollywood Starring In More Then 100 Film/Tv Projects In His Exciting Career

Michael Is Still Pursuing And Dreaming Bigger Then Ever To This Day. As He Has Dedicated His Life To That Of All Things Production & Entertainment

So There You Go Search My Site,Watch My Videos,Support My Projects. This Site Is About Me & My Amazing Life & Career
Let Me Entertain You,

I think he might have tried out for a Hey Dude reunion show or something. Dead, lifeless eyes may have been the dealbreaker.

Fat mafioso? Fat playboy? Fat generic backround extra? No just fat.

But at least he's attempting to be not so fat doing yoga and eating chili and crackers.
I don't know why, he gets all the bitches.

#mirrorselfie

He's also a rapper.

Don't miss his website destination, SaluteYourShorts.tv, where you can get all the thrilling behind the scenes scoops on the show and cast from your favorite 20 year old show, like how Kirk Bailey's ("Ug") favorite song was "More Than Words," how Heidi Lucas ("Dina") was rumored to have dated Budnick, and how Michael Bower himself wants to buy a beagle.

Check out the store, where you can buy Salute Your Shorts Blu-Ray (yeah right) bootlegs, knockoff Camp Anawana shirts, and autographs he either forged or badgered out of his former castmates.

Michael Bower has got his fingers in a lot of pots. He even has a [url=http://heybower.blogspot.com/]blog where he posts thought-provoking movie reviews.

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Captain ( Too Simple ) America ..Are Americans Dumb?
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A Good Day To Watch Die Hard "Die Hard"
Ok: so this is my first blog/review in 2 years ive been busy lol. But i am a huge Die Hard Fan ever since 1988 when i was a 13 year old fat kid

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Transformers : Dark Of The (poon) Moon
Back again with another so called summer blockbuster review or Rant ..
Transformers & Michael Bay are back this time to try and prove the haters wrong for his last non scripted mess of a action movie with no realism or commen sense..yes im talking about Transformers II one of the biggest complaints were of these 2 sorta racist robots that just add nothing ...and as no surprise here michael bay brought em back OMG --- the movie started pretty intelligently with a whole man on the moon JFK space race idea that was really awesome to see..so i had hope that this movie might be a well constructed script ...but like always michael bay jumpoed cut to a close up of the new hot girl rear end and it was all down hill from there ....

gently caress it, he's just another goon.

Wonder whatever happened to Budnick.

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Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

Is that the dead fat dude from Giant Bomb?

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