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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

baw posted:

true but they had their own rational-seeming motivations and political pressures on the island. japan was kinda pissed at europe because europe called them poo poo heads for "colonizing" mainland china (where they often treated the locals better and granted more autonomy than than european colonial powers did) even though the west had been doing it for years

of course once things started the world lost its goddamn mind

The Japs coulda conquered the world if only they could have controlled their colonial occupations.

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StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant

redshirt posted:

The Japs coulda conquered the world if only they could have controlled their colonial occupations.

Nah, they sucked terribly at logistics and their industrial output wasn't ready for prime time (for example, nearly every effort they made to supplant the A6M Zero.)

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



baw posted:

true but they had their own rational-seeming motivations and political pressures on the island. japan was kinda pissed at europe because europe called them poo poo heads for "colonizing" mainland china (where they often treated the locals better and granted more autonomy than than european colonial powers did) even though the west had been doing it for years

of course once things started the world lost its goddamn mind

yea they were all buthurt about being confined by the washington naval conference and poo poo. i'm interested in their moral justificaitions though because my professor was talking about the japanese selling the war at home as an anti-colonial conflict. i knew they distributed tons of pan-asian propaganda in places they conquered and then horrifically raped but i was surprised to learn they actually tried to convince japanese people in the homeland that transparent bullshit was true

:rip: rejiriō

ed: also the japanese were way wrse to the chinese than the english, i should have read ur dumbpost more carefully

Frog Act fucked around with this message at 06:43 on Jun 28, 2014

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

redshirt posted:

The Japs coulda conquered the world if only they could have controlled their colonial occupations.

you didnt answer my question i asked you which one you were reading! rear end in a top hat!

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

how many indias would you rate the japanese empire in terms of rape

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
ay mang u ever drawn up military plans while popping speed and listenin to wagner

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



gently caress trophy 2k14 posted:

how many indias would you rate the japanese empire in terms of rape

two or three for sure they pretty much raped everyone. like only japanese atrocities get called the "rape of _____"

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

baw posted:

true but they had their own rational-seeming motivations and political pressures on the island. japan was kinda pissed at europe because europe called them poo poo heads for "colonizing" mainland china (where they often treated the locals better and granted more autonomy than than european colonial powers did) even though the west had been doing it for years

of course once things started the world lost its goddamn mind

i dont know poo poo about the opium wars but as bad as europe was i don't think they topped the twenty million japan killed

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE

Fandyien posted:

seems to me like the japanese were particualrly evil for no real good reason

There's a reason, we enjoy that poo poo

Corey Plumper
Nov 22, 2008

The rape of nanking owns because there are politicians in japan who still deny it

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
japanese politicians own because you can troll the hell out of them by walking up and going "hey comfort women were real"

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.
That Miyazaki movie about the guy who designed the A6M Zero was pretty good.

True story, my grandfather fought in WW2 for the Germans, got captured and spent most of the war in a Soviet prison camp

Vernii
Dec 7, 2006

paranoid randroid posted:

imperial german army > wehrmacht



Better style too.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



the german empire was boss if they had just been a little more chll about mittleuropa and the kaiser hadn't been such a prancing retard the world would be way better

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
"if the english land on our soil, i will have them arrested"

imperial german sass, best german sass. the nazis were too busy huffing paint and carving norse runestones in their back garden to even attempt bon mots.

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

the battle for monte casino was loving brutal

hurtgen forest battle was also loving brutal

any russian/german battle was also loving brutal


war is poo poo, but people do it really well

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

w0ppy71 posted:

Best loving uniforms, that's for sure. Those SS guys were snappy dressers.

gestapo uniforms were the real pinnacle imo

hugo boss made their uniforms but hugo boss suits i've tried on really suck and seem designed for people with tiny shoulders

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

baw posted:

true but they had their own rational-seeming motivations and political pressures on the island. japan was kinda pissed at europe because europe called them poo poo heads for "colonizing" mainland china (where they often treated the locals better and granted more autonomy than than european colonial powers did) even though the west had been doing it for years

of course once things started the world lost its goddamn mind

pause

mikerock
Oct 29, 2005

beevor is a hack

Class Warcraft
Apr 27, 2006


my favorite part of ww2 is hungary switching sides like three times during the war and getting their rear end kicked the entire time

I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001

baw posted:

true but they had their own rational-seeming motivations and political pressures on the island. japan was kinda pissed at europe because europe called them poo poo heads for "colonizing" mainland china (where they often treated the locals better and granted more autonomy than than european colonial powers did) even though the west had been doing it for years

of course once things started the world lost its goddamn mind
lmoa

tojo did nothing wrong

RonMexicosPitbull
Feb 28, 2012

by Ralp

baw posted:

japan was kinda pissed at europe because europe called them poo poo heads for "colonizing" mainland china (where they often treated the locals better and granted more autonomy than than european colonial powers did) even though the west had been doing it for years

Are you loving retarded?

RonMexicosPitbull
Feb 28, 2012

by Ralp
"they didn't like the US so they must have been good" -too many retards

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
hitler accomplished more things and got more hot aryan rear end than any goon ever will. if you think about it, hitler was better than all of us

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib
that post would probably be accepted in d&d

lesbian baphomet
Nov 30, 2011

WW2... WW3.... WWE

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

turns out finland was actually pretty scrappy

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Space Jam posted:

turns out finland was actually pretty scrappy

dudes are willing to sit up a tree for three days in a blizzard just to shoot someone in the neck. im not about to go looking to gently caress with them.

RonMexicosPitbull
Feb 28, 2012

by Ralp

Neurosis posted:

that post would probably be accepted in d&d

lol have you ever read the american history thread there? Thats par

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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no brazil in the poll voted 1 gas thread ban op

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009
yeah finland definitely doesn't gently caress around and they had a crazy amount of sharpshooters. Simo Hayha had 505 confirmed kills with a mosin nagant. He has like 200+ unconfirmed with an SMG. He averaged a minimum 5 kills a day in a place where sunlight wasn't plentiful and IR goggles weren't the norm.

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

RonMexicosPitbull posted:

Are you loving retarded?

the point about colonial treatment was referring to the acquisition of manchuria in 1932, where there was little armed resistence and no atrocities. it was condemned by the league of nations (even though the US had recognized japanese hegemony there since 1908.) the stimson doctrine under hoover said that the US would not recognise any territory imposed on china by force.

given the history of of the roosevelts, FDR wholeheartedly backed the stimson doctrine. japan's "over the line" moment is considered to be in the 1937 excursion, not original manchurian colonization

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
looks like most of the stuff being discussed here has come from cracked articles anyway so i shouldn't be too surprised at the ignorance

5 Real-Life Bad rear end Snipers that Put the Guy in the Movie "Enemy at the Gates" to Shame

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

baw that sounds like a good buzzfeed article

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
Four Famous Fashion Designers that Designed Uniforms for the Nazis

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013

THS posted:

every night i go to sleep thinking about how imperial germany should have won the first world war

same, but with ww2

RonMexicosPitbull
Feb 28, 2012

by Ralp

baw posted:

the point about colonial treatment was referring to the acquisition of manchuria in 1932, where there was little armed resistence and no atrocities. it was condemned by the league of nations (even though the US had recognized japanese hegemony there since 1908.) the stimson doctrine under hoover said that the US would not recognise any territory imposed on china by force.

given the history of of the roosevelts, FDR wholeheartedly backed the stimson doctrine. japan's "over the line" moment is considered to be in the 1937 excursion, not original manchurian colonization

lol ffs dude

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Morkyz posted:

same, but with ww2

hosed up if true

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

also of note is that by 1940 the situation in china had become a quagmire which toppled the government (the third in two years) the military took it upon themselves to install an army-dominated government which then tried to expedite the war so that japan could be economically independent

the US did not have a hand in the fall of the government, but the american embassy in tokyo did urge that the US soften its stance towards manchuria so that the politicians could have more leverage to prevent the military coup. whether or not this is would have made a difference is open to speculation.

the important thing is that this military coup is what put general hideki tojo into power

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RonMexicosPitbull
Feb 28, 2012

by Ralp

baw posted:

also of note is that by 1940 the situation in china had become a quagmire which toppled the government (the third in two years) the military took it upon themselves to install an army-dominated government which then tried to expedite the war so that japan could be economically independent

the US did not have a hand in the fall of the government, but the american embassy in tokyo did urge that the US soften its stance towards manchuria so that the politicians could have more leverage to prevent the military coup. whether or not this is would have made a difference is open to speculation.

the important thing is that this military coup is what put general hideki tojo into power

ok you are sick in the head or are so self hating that the deaths of millions of people are pawns in this desparate narrative of yours.

also at "open for speculation" just stfu lol

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