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A) Having a cut dick gives you a shorter / no refractory period. It makes perfect sense that cutting a portion of your dick skin off would make you somehow more able to jizz repeatedly, no wait that's fuckin' dumb. B) Having a cut dick makes you last longer. This one sounds way more plausible in that having most of the most sensitive part of your dick be literal scar tissue would make it numb and therefore less sensitive, like a permanent condom, except you're cut as an infant (unless you're super pathetic) and have your entire puberty / sexual awakening with a numb dick, meaning you adapt to the numbness of your cock and end up with no real gain. If somehow in the future they find a way to fix your dick you will be a minute man. C) It makes it look bigger / better: loving lol, makes perfect sense that if you cut something OFF your dick it will look larger, no, what it does is make your flaccid dick look like its trying to retreat inside your ballsack and gives your shaft the glossy, plastic look of a burn victim's face when you finally do get erect. D) Its more hygienic, I guess that's true... If you and another equally morbidly obese fat rear end who never both washed their gross dicks were in a competition for being gross, the cut one would lose. In the real world though anyone who can see their dick generally washes it, making cut and uncut dick equally hygienic.(If you're not fat I'm sorry, but if you have a cut dick and use the internet than you're probably American and therefore probably are) E) Some women like it better. This one is true, there are literally retarded women who have an indoctrinated preference for inferior dick. Sad but true this is one of the major reasons infants keep getting jew-dicked. Basically if you're cut than know that you have my pity, if you defend your mutant cock than you have it doubly so and I hope for your children's sake that the rabbi fucks up the surgery and kills your child with herpes / sterilizes them as an infant so that the cycle of parental foreskin abuse can finally be closed.
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# ? Jun 28, 2014 07:08 |
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# ? May 11, 2024 06:57 |
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groundfloor
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# ? Jun 28, 2014 07:08 |
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you sound really mad about having an uncut dick
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# ? Jun 28, 2014 07:10 |
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hahhahah oh wait, i actually didnt read any of this at all. kill yoirself op
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# ? Jun 28, 2014 07:10 |
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THS posted:groundfloor
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# ? Jun 28, 2014 07:11 |
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# ? Jun 28, 2014 07:11 |
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post your dick op
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# ? Jun 28, 2014 07:11 |
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FartRomancer.EXE posted:post your dick op
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# ? Jun 28, 2014 07:12 |
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hahah look at this friend of the family
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# ? Jun 28, 2014 07:12 |
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FartRomancer.EXE posted:post your dick op
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# ? Jun 28, 2014 07:12 |
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not cool GelatinSkeleton
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# ? Jun 28, 2014 07:12 |
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THS posted:not cool GelatinSkeleton im cool, ALso gay
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# ? Jun 28, 2014 07:13 |
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UNCIRC = ANTEATER CIRC = BUTCHERED DICK
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# ? Jun 28, 2014 07:13 |
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FartRomancer.EXE posted:post your dick op poo poo, this guy is onto how I know so much about cut dicks... close thread gas op
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# ? Jun 28, 2014 07:13 |
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Motherfucker posted:poo poo, this guy is onto how I know so much about cut dicks... shut the gently caress up unkless you post dick pix
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# ? Jun 28, 2014 07:14 |
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# ? Jun 28, 2014 07:14 |
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# ? Jun 28, 2014 07:15 |
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# ? Jun 28, 2014 07:15 |
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Gas.
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# ? Jun 28, 2014 07:15 |
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i understand you're all upset about being exposed to the truth knowing you'll never be able to go back to normal.
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# ? Jun 28, 2014 07:16 |
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Zoq-Fot-Pik posted:Gas. gas my balls with your oxygen, hah ha, suck my balls, supply them with co2 hee hee
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# ? Jun 28, 2014 07:17 |
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Motherfucker posted:i understand you're all upset about being exposed to the truth knowing you'll never be able to go back to normal. get out. what i mean is get your balls out
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# ? Jun 28, 2014 07:17 |
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Motherfucker posted:E) Some women like it better. This one is true, there are literally retarded women who have an indoctrinated preference for inferior dick. Sad but true this is one of the major reasons infants keep getting jew-dicked. http://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/adamandevecom-asks-women-do-you-prefer-a-circumcised-or-uncircumcised-penis-246386151.html Lol, you jelly?
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# ? Jun 28, 2014 07:19 |
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Doppelganger posted:Most women. in five square miles of retard country we asked a bunch of women what they liked, the results will shock you!!
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# ? Jun 28, 2014 07:21 |
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i still cum kinda quick but thats okay the idea is to get off not show off also lol they are unsatisfied sucks for you
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# ? Jun 28, 2014 07:22 |
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Doppelganger posted:Most women. in a self-selecting sample of women who are already shopping for fake dicks
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# ? Jun 28, 2014 07:23 |
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circumcised men are objectively shittier than the holy uncut, this is a fact
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# ? Jun 28, 2014 07:24 |
we already know that all women who are any good at all at sex just love being filled with uncut dick and nothing can compare, but theres no reason to make the mutilateds feel bad, just let them pretend there's no difference except for the "rotten cheesedicks" that never actually happen
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# ? Jun 28, 2014 07:24 |
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# ? Jun 28, 2014 07:25 |
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its always super sad and pathetic reading the tirades of cut dudes desperately trying to prove that it is better that a substantial portion of their cocks has been sliced off, "no really i'm superior because of it" lmao
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# ? Jun 28, 2014 07:25 |
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im pro uncircumcised but, and stop me if you think this is crazy, i believe this argument might be played out in gbs
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# ? Jun 28, 2014 07:26 |
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Straker posted:we already know that all women who are any good at all at sex just love being filled with uncut dick and nothing can compare, but theres no reason to make the mutilateds feel bad, just let them pretend there's no difference except for the "rotten cheesedicks" that never actually happen But if they feel bad then maybe one day they might stop chopping up their kids dicks and occasionally killing them in the process.
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# ? Jun 28, 2014 07:27 |
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all those times i've seen phallus 'art' on the internet and thought "how could anyone think that looks like a ..." and then i remember
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# ? Jun 28, 2014 07:27 |
THS posted:im pro uncircumcised but, and stop me if you think this is crazy, i believe this argument might be played out in gbs its never played out as long as any retard with a slashed-in-half cock is all like "at least my peenor isnt cheesy " without also admitting to being pitiful at coitus
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# ? Jun 28, 2014 07:28 |
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considering that most goons wont have children, the issue is ex post facto
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# ? Jun 28, 2014 07:29 |
Motherfucker posted:But if they feel bad then maybe one day they might stop chopping up their kids dicks and occasionally killing them in the process. much like the way there can be no world peace until we kill all religious people, we have to kill all circumcised men
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# ? Jun 28, 2014 07:30 |
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Zoq-Fot-Pik posted:Gas.
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# ? Jun 28, 2014 07:30 |
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Anteater dicks are gross
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# ? Jun 28, 2014 07:30 |
THS posted:considering that most goons wont have children, the issue is ex post facto (although it's been posited that uncut dicks are also better at pulling competing semen out of the vaginal canal, but that's pretty fuckin gross and doesn't happen too often by modern standards)
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# ? Jun 28, 2014 07:31 |
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Bolow posted:Anteater dicks are gross That's called Phimosis and is the only legit reasons to be circumcised.
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# ? Jun 28, 2014 07:35 |