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Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

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lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i want to grab that floopy foreskin and whip it like a whip and whip little pieces off it and take the pieces and roll them in breadcrumbs and fry and then stack them in a pile and then slide them one by one back onto the penis while still very hot and then eat them, as many as i can fit in my muoth at ones

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i want boiling oil poired down my throat and i want barbed whire in a plastic tube to be shoveed up my arse and then you pull the toube out

Ill Peripheral
Jun 29, 2008
Clip it or ship it (back to Europe).

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

THS posted:

groundfloor

SilkyP
Jul 21, 2004

The Boo-Box

Lol loving heathen smegma filled cock tip have fun with that tanto

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

SilkyP posted:

Lol loving heathen smegma filled cock tip have fun with that tanto

Confirmed for jew.


Don't oppress me just because I don't mutilate babydick

SilkyP
Jul 21, 2004

The Boo-Box

op would probably be cool with it if he had a flap of skin right over his rear end hole like a loving mud flap

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

SilkyP posted:

op would probably be cool with it if he had a flap of skin right over his rear end hole like a loving mud flap

You'd probably cut it off than prolapse your rear end in a top hat because 'it gets poo poo in it otherwise'

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

SilkyP posted:

op would probably be cool with it if he had a flap of skin right over his rear end hole like a loving mud flap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01Di4t-fMZM

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

someone post more prolapse and close up of anus gif

post that prolapse, post it

i love it

i hated it now i love it

i love prolapse, i love prolapse. i love prolapse. i love prolasep. i love prolapse. prolapse i sl

SilkyP
Jul 21, 2004

The Boo-Box

Motherfucker posted:

You'd probably cut it off than prolapse your rear end in a top hat because 'it gets poo poo in it otherwise'

yo dude ur dick looks like poo poo

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

SilkyP posted:

yo dude ur dick looks like poo poo

I'll poke my awesome dick through your eye sockets and you will see god.


Your tiny dick will be both erect and humbled the whole time

SilkyP
Jul 21, 2004

The Boo-Box

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
hi i heard this was the genital mutilation thread

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
If it's so bad, why a guy who was gonna kill his son tell us to do it?

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
Are you atheist? Have your penis been cut? Maybe you should start believing in god loser

Nucleic Acids
Apr 10, 2007
why do you care so much about flaps of skin?

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

lol you sound pretty angry about other dudes dicks

stop negging uncut dudes - it wont make you more likely to score. if you want to suck it, just ask.

IronClaymore
Jun 30, 2010

by Athanatos
Hey another circumcision thread.

Ok I can't be bothered, um...blah blah generic argument about circumcision being thought up by a guy obviously suffering from both dementia and schizophrenia, from an account which ranks as easily the clearest psychiatric diagnosis from any thousands of years old text that has suffered through multiple translations as has ever existed. But the old testament guy who let himself be circumcised by his 99 year old senile psychotic dad clearly had it coming.

I mean, if I'm going to troll circumcision advocates, I may as well troll Jews, Christians and Muslims at the same time (well there's an overlap, so it's easy).

IronClaymore fucked around with this message at 15:51 on Jun 28, 2014

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Tuxedo Gin posted:

if you want to suck it, just ask.

i did

SilkyP
Jul 21, 2004

The Boo-Box

Yo op do you have to pull back your ugly rear end foreskin to take a piss or do you just let the urine take wild trajectories and mess the bathroom up

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
basically dicks cut or not are silly looking

Telemarchitect
Oct 1, 2009

TOUCH THE KNOB

FartRomancer.EXE posted:

post your dick op

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

According to my wife it just tastes better, OP. And she's sucked a lot of dicks, believe you me.

Carol Pizzamom
Jul 13, 2006

a bear you feed is a bear and a steed
hello thread

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

I have a cut dick and heres something I actually believe in. Actually, its more of a... him. His name's God and he made you & me.

Coffee Mugshot
Jun 26, 2010

by Lowtax
how can you guys even tell if your micropenis is cut or uncut?

Roleplaying Larry
Dec 5, 2008
It's always uncut guys who start this argument, because they crave to feel that their gross tubeworm dicks are somehow desirable or attractive.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

THS posted:

considering that most goons wont have children, the issue is ex post facto

i think that quite many goons and especially the mods have had children

SilkyP
Jul 21, 2004

The Boo-Box

Hey tell me about the bible one more time maybe it will make me resent my smooth clean cut penis.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Peppi posted:

Did Aatrek have a cut penis and would he have done what he did if he didn't?

he was a jew

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
HAVE I TOLD YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE TALKING ABOUT MY DICK?

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

No. 6 posted:

According to my wife it just tastes better, OP. And she's sucked a lot of dicks, believe you me.

try not to suck any dicks on the way across the parking lot!

(adds another tally to Clerks References chalkboard)

SilkyP
Jul 21, 2004

The Boo-Box

Yo sometimes late at night I wish I had an extra third of an inch of shriveled scrote-skin on the tip of my cock so I could pleasure stinky unshaven pussy the way nature intended

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
somebody get this man a shaved unshaved pussy thread stat

clone on the phone
Aug 5, 2003

I don't really care what other people do to their dicks.

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Helpimscared
Jun 16, 2014


this, but from reading the title: you forgot, most guys get cut when they are newborns... so not really a choice.

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