Shit people with cut dicks actually believe.

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ArbitraryC: Jan 28, 2009; Pick a number, any number; Pillbug

I too spend a lot of time thinking and being upset about a minor body modification that's done for cultural and aesthetic reasons.

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raditts: Feb 21, 2001; The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.

Why is it that the only people that ever care about this stupid argument are gross nerds that are never gonna gently caress

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FogHelmut: Dec 18, 2003

raditts posted:

Why is it that the only people that ever care about this stupid argument are gross nerds that are never gonna gently caress

need something to blame it on

# ? Jun 28, 2014 17:14

Kazvall: Mar 20, 2009

Mr Oizo - Cut Dick

Look that poo poo up.

# ? Jun 28, 2014 17:19

SilkyP: Jul 21, 2004; The Boo-Box

raditts posted:

Why is it that the only people that ever care about this stupid argument are gross nerds that are never gonna gently caress

FogHelmut posted:

need something to blame it on

Why is it that the only people who believe 100% of goons are unfuckable are those who are themselves unfuckable

SilkyP fucked around with this message at 17:37 on Jun 28, 2014

# ? Jun 28, 2014 17:24

Whiskey Sours: Jan 25, 2014; Weather proof.

Rasmussen posted:

I don't really care what other people do to their dicks.

I don't care what people do with their own dicks either. But chopping off the tip of your baby's wiener because you think it looks better is pretty hosed up.

But really Americans do it because insurance pays for it, so doctors make hella bank from genital mutilation.

# ? Jun 28, 2014 17:28

ArbitraryC: Jan 28, 2009; Pick a number, any number; Pillbug

SilkyP posted:

Why is it that the only people who believe 100% of goons are unfuckable are those who are themselves unfuckable

Actually I think "lol I bet you don't have sex" is the dumbest and most played out internet "burn" and I didn't even kind of imply it in my post. I just thinks it's weird uncut people are so obsessed with cut dicks. Like if you look at the last half dozen threads posted about circumcision it's all been by uncut people who really want you to know what they think about circumcised penises. It's a relatively minor body mod done for cultural and aesthetic reasons like all other body mods. Calling it mutilation is so over the top it's darn near comical but at this point it's so overplayed it will never be funny.

# ? Jun 28, 2014 17:33

SilkyP: Jul 21, 2004; The Boo-Box

ArbitraryC posted:

Actually I think "lol I bet you don't have sex" is the dumbest and most played out internet "burn" and I didn't even kind of imply it in my post. I just thinks it's weird uncut people are so obsessed with cut dicks. Like if you look at the last half dozen threads posted about circumcision it's all been by uncut people who really want you to know what they think about circumcised penises. It's a relatively minor body mod done for cultural and aesthetic reasons like all other body mods. Calling it mutilation is so over the top it's darn near comical but at this point it's so overplayed it will never be funny.

I agree with you 100% quote retracted

# ? Jun 28, 2014 17:36

Dexters Secret: Jun 19, 2014

No. 6 posted:

According to my wife it just tastes better, OP. And she's sucked a lot of dicks, believe you me.

its true, even if you wash your uncut dick regularly and thoroughly it's still hard to get out that gamey taste that having the tip of your dick submerged beneath a layer of skin will build up over a time, believe me im an expert on the way dicks taste

# ? Jun 28, 2014 17:42

Clochette: Aug 12, 2013

ITT straight guys obsessing over other guys cocks

Clochette fucked around with this message at 18:28 on Jun 28, 2014

# ? Jun 28, 2014 17:47

Buschmaki: Dec 26, 2012; ‿︵‿︵‿︵‿Lean Addict︵‿︵‿︵‿

SilkyP posted:

Yo op do you have to pull back your ugly rear end foreskin to take a piss or do you just let the urine take wild trajectories and mess the bathroom up

Sometimes when I piss with my foreskin out it shoots out sideways in a 90 degree angle.

# ? Jun 28, 2014 17:53

a Loving Dog: May 12, 2001; more like a Barking Dog, woof!

Garp Truther posted:

It's always uncut guys who start this argument, because they crave to feel that their gross tubeworm dicks are somehow desirable or attractive.

Its really funny watching them flail about, especially when presented with evidence that women prefer cut because most dudes are loving gross and dont know how to clean themselves

# ? Jun 28, 2014 17:58

a Loving Dog: May 12, 2001; more like a Barking Dog, woof!

raditts posted:

Why is it that the only people that ever care about this stupid argument are gross nerds that are never gonna gently caress

That too

# ? Jun 28, 2014 18:00

IronClaymore: Jun 30, 2010; by Athanatos

ArbitraryC posted:

Actually I think "lol I bet you don't have sex" is the dumbest and most played out internet "burn" and I didn't even kind of imply it in my post. I just thinks it's weird uncut people are so obsessed with cut dicks. Like if you look at the last half dozen threads posted about circumcision it's all been by uncut people who really want you to know what they think about circumcised penises. It's a relatively minor body mod done for cultural and aesthetic reasons like all other body mods. Calling it mutilation is so over the top it's darn near comical but at this point it's so overplayed it will never be funny.

The "cultural and aesthetic" thing is always hilarious. I mean, hey, to merely get a tattoo you need to be a consenting adult, can't get it done to a baby. And there's always the thing about how circumcision has directly killed more people in the last 50 years than nuclear power has (but that's always an easy one, most things kill more people than nuclear power, even spontaneous combustion comes close). Oh yeah, and cut off a girl's clitoral hood (not even touching the clit itself), people would rightly sever your aorta with a nice sharp blade next time they saw you. It's not quite the same as circumcision but pretty close.

Not that I care. Circumcision will cease to be an issue once we outlaw the creation of new humans. We should use a virus! Make all humans infertile. That will get rid of all these debates.

# ? Jun 28, 2014 18:01

a Loving Dog: May 12, 2001; more like a Barking Dog, woof!

IronClaymore posted:

The "cultural and aesthetic" thing is always hilarious. I mean, hey, to merely get a tattoo you need to be a consenting adult, can't get it done to a baby. And there's always the thing about how circumcision has directly killed more people in the last 50 years than nuclear power has (but that's always an easy one, most things kill more people than nuclear power, even spontaneous combustion comes close). Oh yeah, and cut off a girl's clitoral hood (not even touching the clit itself), people would rightly sever your aorta with a nice sharp blade next time they saw you. It's not quite the same as circumcision but pretty close.

Not that I care. Circumcision will cease to be an issue once we outlaw the creation of new humans. We should use a virus! Make all humans infertile. That will get rid of all these debates.

Shut up retard

# ? Jun 28, 2014 18:02

phobo: Aug 7, 2008

Euros whining about their weird dicks in this thread

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The Droid: Jun 11, 2012

Clochette posted:

ITT straight guys obessing over other guys cocks

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Portals: Apr 18, 2012

Space cash posted:

Here are my opinions on other people's dicks,

# ? Jun 28, 2014 18:11

MadMattH: Sep 8, 2011

Whiskey Sours posted:

I don't care what people do with their own dicks either. But chopping off the tip of your baby's wiener because you think it looks better is pretty hosed up.

But really Americans do it because insurance pays for it, so doctors make hella bank from genital mutilation.

I don't think you understand. They don't cut the tip off. If this was done to you, I feel bad for you.

# ? Jun 28, 2014 18:13

IronClaymore: Jun 30, 2010; by Athanatos

MadMattH posted:

I don't think you understand. They don't cut the tip off. If this was done to you, I feel bad for you.

Ehh, as long as there's something to chuck into the medical waste incinerator, and as long as insurance pays for it, they'll go for it. Hippocratic oath was a myth to begin with. They'll take the whole tip if they can cauterise it and write the result off as a genetic abnormality.

# ? Jun 28, 2014 18:21

Cyber Dog: Feb 22, 2008

i really like FUckgin but last night i was too tired

# ? Jun 28, 2014 18:22

lonesomedwarf: Mar 22, 2010

SilkyP posted:

Yo sometimes late at night I wish I had an extra third of an inch of shriveled scrote-skin on the tip of my cock so I could pleasure stinky unshaven pussy the way nature intended

Man, I am jerkin it to this. want that stinky pussy juice all over my mouth and face. I'll gently caress anything that moveis

# ? Jun 28, 2014 18:56

ditty bout my clitty: May 28, 2011; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

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Ignoarints: Nov 26, 2010

you motherfucker!!!

# ? Jun 28, 2014 19:21

Four Score: Feb 27, 2014; by zen death robot; Lipstick Apathy

my parents aren't even loving jews and they hacked part of my dick off, loving unbelievable

I like sucking cut dicks more though no joke

# ? Jun 28, 2014 19:25

Ruddha: Jan 21, 2006; when you realize how cool and retarded everything is you will tilt your head back and laugh at the sky

I'm glad that I'm not an african, or jew, but its okay if you are.

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Torka: Jan 5, 2008

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MarioTeachesWiping: Nov 1, 2006; by XyloJW

Motherfucker posted:

A) Having a cut dick gives you a shorter / no refractory period. It makes perfect sense that cutting a portion of your dick skin off would make you somehow more able to jizz repeatedly, no wait that's fuckin' dumb.

B) Having a cut dick makes you last longer. This one sounds way more plausible in that having most of the most sensitive part of your dick be literal scar tissue would make it numb and therefore less sensitive, like a permanent condom, except you're cut as an infant (unless you're super pathetic) and have your entire puberty / sexual awakening with a numb dick, meaning you adapt to the numbness of your cock and end up with no real gain. If somehow in the future they find a way to fix your dick you will be a minute man.

C) It makes it look bigger / better: loving lol, makes perfect sense that if you cut something OFF your dick it will look larger, no, what it does is make your flaccid dick look like its trying to retreat inside your ballsack and gives your shaft the glossy, plastic look of a burn victim's face when you finally do get erect.

D) Its more hygienic, I guess that's true... If you and another equally morbidly obese fat rear end who never both washed their gross dicks were in a competition for being gross, the cut one would lose. In the real world though anyone who can see their dick generally washes it, making cut and uncut dick equally hygienic.(If you're not fat I'm sorry, but if you have a cut dick and use the internet than you're probably American and therefore probably are)

E) Some women like it better. This one is true, there are literally retarded women who have an indoctrinated preference for inferior dick. Sad but true this is one of the major reasons infants keep getting jew-dicked.

Basically if you're cut than know that you have my pity, if you defend your mutant cock than you have it doubly so and I hope for your children's sake that the rabbi fucks up the surgery and kills your child with herpes / sterilizes them as an infant so that the cycle of parental foreskin abuse can finally be closed.

# ? Jun 28, 2014 20:15

newreply.php: Dec 24, 2009; Pillbug

what about clitoral hood circumcisions? not like the barbarian kind (j/k theyre all barbarian) where they cut the whole clit out but just the kind that makes women enjoy sex less

# ? Jun 28, 2014 20:26