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We've all been there. I got a story that will make you tense in white existential fear. hope you got your ptsd drugs reddy. I went to a nearly all black high school as a doofy loving gamer goony white dude. Back then I had a small crew, one of which was an unbelievably promiscuous red girl who loved white people music and was for all intents and purposes a goth. She liked going to school wearing collars(FORESHADOWING) and fishnets and mascara you get the drift. One day During lunch period she walked up to me with this leash in her hand and told me to hold it and walk with her. I notice she seems to be staying behind me and it hits me shes trying to get off on me leading her by a leash at school. Like as soon as I turned around to ask her wtf you crazy? some dude screamed out WHAT THE gently caress WHITE BOY and ran at me and tried to push me over. I started trying to walk away form him like trying to explain it aint my idea but then I look ahead and see everyone looking mad as gently caress and dudes jumping up like there about to kill me. I look at her face and shes poo poo-eating grinning like groucho marks. After getting food and poo poo thrown at me and seeing a few dudes are about to try and jump me I drop the leash and run my white rear end near the school office where the police hang out. she came up and punched me on the back like a woman who was so close and her boyfriend ruined it.
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Jun 28, 2014 23:23
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also op thats too much to read. brevity b*tch ever heard of it??? check ur websters bfore u post nexgt time *pats u on the back*
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Jun 28, 2014 23:24
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EA Sports posted:We've all been there. I got a story that will make you tense in white existential fear. hope you got your ptsd drugs reddy. hahahahahaahah
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Jun 28, 2014 23:26
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Since racism is a bad thing probably the worst thing I've done is not give back enough in reparations
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Jun 28, 2014 23:27
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I also had a small crew back then it was me and this kid who was like 14 but had to stay a grade he liked spongebob squarepants and dressed in all black and smoked cigerettes, goku was also in my crew.
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Jun 28, 2014 23:27
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what op do you mean blacks dont like dom sub poo poo ?? racism
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Jun 28, 2014 23:28
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Jun 28, 2014 23:28
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Widestancer posted:Since racism is a bad thing probably the worst thing I've done is not give back enough in reparations are you english cause i have some irish ancestry and i feel like ive been raped every time i see you post. give me some money or like a used tv or something
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Jun 28, 2014 23:29
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Mentioned how much I enjoy The Boondocks.
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Jun 28, 2014 23:32
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Drunk & Ugly posted:are you english cause i have some irish ancestry and i feel like ive been raped every time i see you post. give me some money or like a used tv or something Why do you feel violated by my posting
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Jun 28, 2014 23:33
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said the n word... ironically tho
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Jun 28, 2014 23:34
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what the hell is a red girl
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Jun 28, 2014 23:35
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friend screamed at his twin brother calling him a friend of the family in the middle of NASA cafeteria
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Jun 28, 2014 23:35
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relaxed
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Jun 28, 2014 23:35
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Nonsense posted:friend screamed at his twin brother calling him a friend of the family in the middle of NASA cafeteria Why would he be mean to the janitors They are good people to know and can let you in after hours if you leave your stuff there
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Jun 28, 2014 23:36
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Croc Monster posted:what the hell is a red girl redbone
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Jun 28, 2014 23:41
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i once got the black guy who was cool with me saying the n word mixed up with the black guy who wasn't
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Jun 28, 2014 23:42
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Trying to place as many things in their afros as you can.
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I'm white. I used to enjoy drinking 40 oz beers on my stoop with my friend. Like every day. I knew it was a loser way to be. One day, I went to trade in my car for a newer one and happened to get a black salesman. I was in the military at the time, and he was prior military so we were relating to one another while sitting in the finance guy's office. Black salesman says "yeah man, give me your number and I'll call you next time I have a party." And without thinking, I said (trying to be humorously self deprecating) "give me your number and I'll call you next time I'm drinking forties on my stoop" and then I shrank into a tiny little nothing while trying to explain that "I didn't mean it like that."
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Poz Party Pooper posted:got cucked
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Jun 28, 2014 23:49
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i had sex with one of their women
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Jun 28, 2014 23:50
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Widestancer posted:Why do you feel violated by my posting cause ur great grandfather probably raped my great grandmother and father andi feel this justifies recompense, had that not happened maybe my family woulda been rich and poo poo but you gave them ptsd and because of gene memory its possible i have it too and i have no tv Drunk & Ugly fucked around with this message at 23:53 on Jun 28, 2014 |
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Nonsense posted:friend screamed at his twin brother calling him a friend of the family in the middle of NASA cafeteria Hahaha
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Drunk & Ugly posted:cause ur great grandfather probably raped my great grandmother and father andi feel this justifies recompense, had that not happened maybe my family woulda been rich and poo poo but you gave them ptsd and because of gene memory (source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genetic_memory_(psychology))its possible i have it too and i have no tv Thats a lot of rape
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Jun 28, 2014 23:52
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saying "no no, you see, it's ok to make racist jokes because i'm only doing it ironically" as the mob closed around me
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Jun 28, 2014 23:52
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abstaining from murder
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WhenInRome posted:saying "no no, you see, it's ok to make racist jokes because i'm only doing it ironically" as the mob closed around me Just stand your ground hth
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Jun 28, 2014 23:54
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Jun 28, 2014 23:56
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i know there was some goon who posted about the time she was getting pissed at her laptop in a college class and said "friend of the family!" in frustration. but i guess somehow she explained to everyone that she wasnt racist so it was ok lol. i wish i could find the post
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Juche Box Hero posted:I'm white. I used to enjoy drinking 40 oz beers on my stoop with my friend. Like every day. I knew it was a loser way to be. weird rear end bitch just end it with "cause that's all i seem to be doing lately" and you golden and he'll come by with those 40s but youre a RACIST NIGGA
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Oberleutnant posted:relaxed
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When I was like 19-20 me and all my friends would hang out in my buddies garage that we converted into a mancave. A bunch of hood-rear end drug dealers from Mississippi moved into the adjacent apartment and would regularly come hang out with us. One time my friend said "nigga" in front of them but they weren't really mad just disappointed. That was a strange period of my life.
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Well, OP, once I was walking the streets of Oakland and I saw a black man of disreputable character (a black man) and I, being a street-wise person, immediately crossed the street to avoid our paths clashing but he too crossed the street and our paths were locked into meeting, no way to avoid it. I steeled myself for the encounter and what's more reminded myself of the biases I was accustomed too how they invariably were coloring my perception. I'm not a racist, after all, whats the problem with walking past a black man? Finally he was a few steps away and suddenly he stopped so I stopped as well and I asked him "Y-y-yes?" Defiantly he spoke to me and said 'Why? Why did you cross the street to avoid me?". I couldn't help it, I averted my gaze and mutteringly I denied having done so I claimed it was mere chance that I crossed at that time. He was not satisfied and whats more he grabbed me by the chin, forced me to gaze into his eyes. To my surprise it was not hate but love I saw there and his next words left me breathless 'whitey, you're beautiful. i want to feel you inside of my man-pussy.' With a sigh I gently lowered myself to my knees and undid his fly in an instant his tremendous dark member thrust out the tip shining in the mid-day sun. Never before had I seen something so incredible and before lovingly taking the head of it into my mouth I looked up to him, no longer afraid, and I said "No, black stallion, you're the one who's beautiful." You see but it was here at this critical moment that I made my mistake. Much to my shame, I neglected to fondle the balls. This mistake has followed me ever since and to this day sometimes when black people see me I notice them commiserating with one another, whispering in each others ears 'look at him. i hear that white guy doesn't even have the decency to fondle a mans balls when he blows him.'.
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Jim Barris posted:Well, OP, once I was walking the streets of Oakland and I saw a black man of disreputable character (a black man) and I, being a street-wise person, immediately crossed the street to avoid our paths clashing but he too crossed the street and our paths were locked into meeting, no way to avoid it. that was you?
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loving my boyfriend when he was black.
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Widestancer posted:Just stand your ground hth Black people are like mountain lions, they act all fierce and aggressive, but if you make yourself look big they'll scamper away in fear.
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Das Boo posted:loving my boyfriend when he was black.
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One time I ignored other customers to help a pretty blonde girl at the deli counter. She told me she was my friend Mark's(a dude I worked with) girlfriend. Also, Mark was black. That's all I got.
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wore my white hood and robe after labor day talk about a faux pas
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