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Gazpacho posted:what is he now a manticore
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Every time I came down to hang out someone would yell five oh and everyone would scatter, then I'd shed a single tear
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Jun 29, 2014 00:35
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Tsinava posted:I also had a small crew back then it was me and this kid who was like 14 but had to stay a grade he liked spongebob squarepants and dressed in all black and smoked cigerettes, goku was also in my crew. spopngebob was straight up bronyism for black people.
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Jun 29, 2014 00:38
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in high school, i used to bring my computer over to my friend's house so we could LAN. he worked at best buy and one of his coworkers was black, and one day he invited his coworker over to hang out with us. i was loving around in the sims (the original) and had already made a family of white people including a small black child. i had built 4 walls around the black child in hopes of slowly starving it death because that is how you win the game. when the black friend came over, i was playing the sims and he was interested because he'd never seen the sims before, so i began explaining the game mechanics and introduced him to the family i created. when i got to the black child i was starving, i casually explained "and that's our slave" while laughing like the pompous white male i am, momentarily forgetting this guy was black. in response, the black friend said nothing, and it wasn't until he fell asleep while we were hanging out that i realized what i'd said. i still i wonder if he twinges with limitless rage when he remembers that day
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Jun 29, 2014 00:48
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getting talked into doing anal without any lube by my black ex "just spit on it!" - an idiot
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Jun 29, 2014 00:55
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Business Gorillas posted:getting talked into doing anal without any lube by my black ex were you taking or receiving what happened who came
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Jun 29, 2014 01:00
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tried the sicilian defense but got outmanoeuvred and lost some important pawns, OP
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Jun 29, 2014 01:01
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Drunk & Ugly posted:were you taking or receiving i got like halfway in and she was clawing holes in my sheets and i was like "nah dude" that's 800 thread count and you don't have a job
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Jun 29, 2014 01:02
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Drunk & Ugly posted:were you taking or receiving inquiring minds want to know!
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Jun 29, 2014 01:02
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im sorry if that comment "you don't have a job" was raceist, but she literally had no employment and was shredding my nice sheets due to my XL magnum dong 
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Jun 29, 2014 01:04
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Gazpacho posted:what is he now My ex.
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Jun 29, 2014 01:05
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Business Gorillas posted:im sorry if that comment "you don't have a job" was raceist, but she literally had no employment and was shredding my nice sheets due to my XL magnum dong shut up. you aren't funny.
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Jun 29, 2014 01:05
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Business Gorillas posted:im sorry if that comment "you don't have a job" was raceist, but she literally had no employment and was shredding my nice sheets due to my XL magnum dong stupid bitch slut heh 
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Jun 29, 2014 01:06
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I'd have to regularly hang out with black people to have this problem. ...  black chicks are hot
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Jun 29, 2014 02:23
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I gave a random colored man a 20 dollar bill and said sorry for slavery
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Jun 29, 2014 02:28
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This is nuts!
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Jun 29, 2014 02:30
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i was drinking at a friends house with a black guy once, and he showed me his phone. It was olde days so it was a flip phone. He started cycling through pics of a black woman, namely up-close shots of her pee butt. I'm sorry, her snatch. I'm sorry, her vagina. And he was like "check out my old lady  " or some poo poo.I was upset because I thought "old lady" meant his mom and that he was being an awful son. Then i realized it was his gf and I still didnt care, but what the hell man. When he busts his gat motherfuckers take dirt naps he's all that and a dime sack yo where the paper at??????
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Jun 29, 2014 02:30
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i was drunk & abt to get arrested and i gave two boxes of my girlfriends belongings as well as a bottle expensive cologne i had in my pocket to some dude i was hanging out w while being a shithead in boston he was black it was a mistake bc i should have just kept it all and had the police hold it for me while i was awaiting arraignment. instead that kid probably got a couple grand worth of dvd's and women's clothing/shoes good for him i spose
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Jun 29, 2014 02:33
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It was 4/20, this big black dude named Belmin who hung out with my "clique" sometimes joined us. This dude doesn't even smoke weed so he's there to enjoy our company I guess. After everyone gets good and high I let a "nigga" slip out by accident, just one "nigga", now you must understand I came from a poo poo neighborhood in a poo poo town so I used to say nigga all the fuckin time except around Belmin because that's a big no-no around Belmin. So he tackles me and he's like "what did you say huh?" and I was so high I actually forgot so I was confused and was like "gently caress I don't know, what did I say?" so he tihnks i'm being a smart rear end and warns me than one day, when I least expect it, he's going to punch me in the nuts. 4 or 6 months later he fuckin surprised me and punched me in the nuts and then gave me a big hug afterwards. Fuckin' nigga.
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Jun 29, 2014 02:34
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Gazpacho posted:what is he now Bronys don't see color.
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Waltzing Along posted:i had sex with one of their women
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Jun 29, 2014 02:44
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"I bet I could see you smile in the dark."
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Jun 29, 2014 02:45
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I feel weird posting this but as one of the few older posters on this site who remember the 60s I actually went to the march on washingon with my parents when I was like 10. Martin Luther King was looking right at me when he said "the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners" and it sent a shiver down my spine. But then later when I went home I screamed friend of the family into my pillow for ages because my mom said that mlk was better looking than my father. I thought at the time my mom just said that to my dad to hurt him but it turned into a serious thing with her. She cut out any photos of mlk she saw in the newspaper or magazines and stuck them around the house. She talked about him constantly and talked about what her life would be like if she were with him. It was a joke but also half serious. My father couldn't stand it but he pretended it was funny. I guess I did too. But then things got really bad. When Martin Luther King was shot my mom attempted suicide. She survived but she was never the same after it. She got weird and eccentric and developed strange ritualistic habits. I remember she would carry around this long piece of wood around the house that she'd mark each day that passed since mlk died. She told me it was to remind her of him but I didnt understand why. My dad left eventually, I don't really blame him. I would have left too if I could afford it. No kid should have to look after their mom like I did. She got so bad that she started bringing the wood out with her, she'd strap it to her back when she went into town. When she ran out of space to mark the days she got a family friend to attach another piece of wood to it. It was insane. I couldn't deal with it and I couldn't understand what had happened to my mom. Sometimes another kid at school would want to sleep over but I always turned them down. My mom was basically the local bag lady. How could I even begin to explain the "normal" way my house worked to anyone else? I couldn't socialize, I had no friends and I hated her for it. One day I couldn't help myself. I came up to her in the kitchen trembling and furious. "What the gently caress is this? Why can't you just act normal? Why the gently caress does this piece of wood remind you of King, mom?" My mom was silent for a long time, her eyes misty and wet. Finally she answered in a croaky almost broken voice. "Because it's a ruler."
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Jun 29, 2014 04:12
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Poz Party Pooper posted:got cucked that's embracing as gently caress
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Jun 29, 2014 04:14
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why did i let the black men havesex with me with no condom... what was i thinking?
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Jun 29, 2014 04:14
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swampland posted:"Because it's a ruler." idgi
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Jun 29, 2014 04:16
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EA Sports posted:I went to a nearly all black high school as a doofy loving gamer goony white dude. Back then I had a small crew, one of which was an unbelievably promiscuous red girl who loved white people music and was for all intents and purposes a goth. She liked going to school wearing collars(FORESHADOWING) and fishnets and mascara you get the drift. One day During lunch period she walked up to me with this leash in her hand and told me to hold it and walk with her. A beautiful Worldstarhiphop moment, right here.
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Jun 29, 2014 04:16
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I let them all off the boat and my dead gay dad had to fight for my freedom
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Jun 29, 2014 04:19
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Barely pass the paper bag test. Just barely.
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Jun 29, 2014 04:20
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I once admitted I Ate Popeyes chicken with friends once
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Jun 29, 2014 06:28
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i made my black friend in high school throw gang signs at my dumb neighbor's kid because he was a dumb idiot
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Jun 29, 2014 06:54
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I've had black friends basically all my life. I lived with a black guy for 3 years too. I'm trying to think of a black people mistake but I really can't think of one. There must be something. I'll get back to you
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Jun 29, 2014 07:01
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voting for one
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Well my Mum told me a story from when I was very young, probably 4-5 years old. She and I were in an elevator and there was a large black man and several other people in with us. Well being a child I like to press buttons and I started to play Eeny, meeny, miny, moe. Now you might know where this is going if you know certain variations of the words. So there I was pointing at the buttons in the elevator singing... Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, Catch a friend of the family by the toe. If he hollers, let him go, Eeny, meeny, miny, moe. My Grandmother had always preferred this variant of the age old classic and had chosen to teach it to me. Bless her. My Mother tells me that the tension in the elevator started to rise as I began singing and when the deed was done the black man stormed out at the next stop.
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Jun 29, 2014 07:26
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Das Boo posted:loving my boyfriend when he was black. how fat are you
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Jun 29, 2014 07:28
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Being around black people was the first mistake tbh.
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Jun 29, 2014 07:29
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http://scumkill.tumblr.com/post/90129486779 don't do this to black people. tia.
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Jun 29, 2014 07:37
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EA Sports posted:redbone op clearly has not learned and clearly is due for another beating
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once i went black it was much like all the other sex ive had in my life so ive gone back but ive also gone elsewhere
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as a blackmen i have no choice to go back in re:to when i jo
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