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I can confirm that Hutterites steal things. They also have bomb rear end wine.
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bitchtard posted:I can confirm that Hutterites steal things. They also have bomb rear end wine. 
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Jun 29, 2014 05:04
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Nathilus posted:If your sense of reality isn't completely warped by how weird the world and people in general can be so that you barely have any idea of where to put the line between reality and fiction, you don't truly understand yet.
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Jun 29, 2014 05:15
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it's an urban legend, sorry op stealing id believe though
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Jun 29, 2014 05:23
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your buddy should found a startup for this he already has enough seed money
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Jun 29, 2014 05:30
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canadian amish glory sheet
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Jun 29, 2014 05:36
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i routinely inseminate your wife for free OP cucked again
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Jun 29, 2014 05:37
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Hutterites sound like the kind of people who would do the cuckolding if you know what I mean
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Jun 29, 2014 05:37
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StashAugustine posted:
Any community of people that feels outside of regular society is going to be the same way. Most are good people and some are poo poo bags. Just like everyone else.
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Jun 29, 2014 05:38
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Just got a great idea for Delivery Man 2
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Jun 29, 2014 05:40
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Jun 29, 2014 05:41
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Rambling Robot posted:Elliot Rodger was only a flight away from happiness. Nuh uh. Too asian.
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Jun 29, 2014 06:17
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Isn't extramarital sex immoral in their eyes...?
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Jun 29, 2014 06:29
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bitchtard posted:I can confirm that Hutterites steal things. They also have bomb rear end wine. Wine they made in their rear end, or wine they made out of rear end?
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Jun 29, 2014 06:32
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ashgromnies posted:Isn't extramarital sex immoral in their eyes...? In my experience they're this odd cross of Amish and Realist. They have a preferred way of life that doesn't really mesh with the rest of the country, but they're not completely shut off to progress. Extramarital sex isn't good, but it sure beats incest and genetic mutations. They also have amazing sauerkraut and at least the ones in Montana raise these monster 8lb chickens that are delicious.
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Gorman Thomas posted:your buddy should found a startup for this
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Jun 29, 2014 06:44
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Jun 29, 2014 06:45
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so this is all just word of mouth stuff
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Jun 29, 2014 08:00
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splifyphus posted:so this is all just word of mouth stuff Amish/Hutterite it's basically a insular fundie group, so the concept of having random english over to plough their daughter through a bedsheet is a great urban myth. The closest thing to the myth is Rumspringa, which is basically a chance for Amish kids to explore the English world and decide if they still want to stay with the group. It often involves lots of spring break like behavior and some of the kids decide not to stay with the community after Rumspringa.
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Jun 29, 2014 08:31
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etalian posted:Amish/Hutterite Eh, I wouldn't roll the amish and hutterites together like that. They dress similarly, and they both groups are decended from germanic anabaptists, but their lifestyles are very different. Hutterites use modern technology. They drive trucks. Their farms use all the automated equipment of modern farming. They have cell phones. They use synthetic cloth and the women can wear bright colours. Many now complete 12th grade, unlike Amish who usually stop at 8th grade. They build their own school inside the colony, but have local school boards provide licensed teachers and teach the standard curriculum. They aren't technologically helpless the way some amish kids can be. The unusual thing about Hutterites is that they are basically communists, and one of the very few examples of communalism being extremely successful in the modern world. Individuals have almost no private property, everything is owned by the colony. One woman may be responsible for buying fabric for the entire colony, and each year every family is allotted X yards of fabric for each family member. Meals are held in a communal dining hall, and usually sex segregated, so you eat your meals as a community rather than a family. The colony owns all the farmland and production facilities, and individuals are assigned to jobs based on aptitude and the needs of the community (quite different from Amish who tend to each have their own family farm). They used to live in communal row houses with rooms allocated based on the size of your family, but apparently these days they mostly live in duplexes. Years ago I heard the rumors of how they would prevent inbreeding with outcrossing. They didn't pay stud fees though, instead they'd occasionally allow an outsider to live and work in the community for a few weeks or months. If they liked him he'd be allowed to quietly have a relationship with one of the unmarried girls. When she got pregnant he'd be asked to leave, and she would marry a hutterite man. That still sounds pretty far fetched, but not quite as outlandish as a paid stud and a girl under a sheet.
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Jun 29, 2014 10:37
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why would these weirdos not just exchange with weirdos from other stupid religious communes
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Jun 29, 2014 10:59
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Why are people so surprised at this they're literally North Americas Gypsies.
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Jun 29, 2014 11:03
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I'm the most blond haired blue eyed man on the planet but I don't want to gently caress 14 year olds so I'm gonna need the OP to ask his coworker if these girls are of age before I move to Canada
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Jun 29, 2014 11:16
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jalopybrown posted:why would these weirdos not just exchange with weirdos from other stupid religious communes Hutterites do marry from other colonies, but since all the Hutterites are descended from the same ~200 founders that still isn't hell of a lot of diversity. Other religions are, well, other religions. Hutterites, mennonites and amish may all look pretty similar to us, but their communities and languages are very different. Besides, hutterites speak a unique german dialect called Hutterisch. They aren't mutually intelligible to amish nor to germans. As of 2003, there are about 34,000 speakers in the world so not much of a dating pool.
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Jun 29, 2014 11:23
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6 foot tall Aryan living in western Canada. Will check in on potential income streams.
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Jun 29, 2014 11:32
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I thought the op said hittites, and i was like, what?
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Jun 29, 2014 11:36
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RonMexicosPitbull posted:Why are people so surprised at this they're literally North Americas Gypsies. There are american gypsies and they are very much not them
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Jun 29, 2014 11:43
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fake and gay, theres no black hutterites
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Fetus Tree posted:it would b pretty funny to arrange to inseminate one of those women and then when she has the sheet on replace yourself w a black dude lol
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